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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Donor kebab

24/02/20 12:38:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

"Your hernia op was a success Mr Barrymore...we also removed this from your anus!"

24/02/20 12:17:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5691Vivvy En

Cured

24/02/20 15:50:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

He doesn't have insurance. Put it back! Put it back!

24/02/20 15:06:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

I wouldn't eat that, it's been doctored.

24/02/20 14:54:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''Yes, it is from the hospital canteen. If you want to eat it, you'll have to sign the consent form.''

24/02/20 12:24:35

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

A job Well Done!

24/02/20 12:57:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Due to his diabetes, Gulliver unfortunately had to have his little toe amputated.

24/02/20 12:00:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''We are sorry to have amputated your good leg but there was no point in wasting it.''

24/02/20 12:02:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"Didn't anyone warn you? We're offal surgeons."

24/02/20 12:00:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''You'll feel a lot better with a new joint.''

24/02/20 12:00:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Lunchtime- compliments of our last patient.

25/02/20 5:23:06

 
stone face Vote score: 7491stone face

Well that just takes the brisket..

24/02/20 14:35:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Now meat the team

24/02/20 12:15:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11548Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you de-liver?"

24/02/20 12:09:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"We'll do our best not to butcher you."

24/02/20 12:04:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4462Lucky Elperro

Who said there was no such thing as a free lunch?

24/02/20 14:20:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

The circumcision was an overwhelming success!

24/02/20 14:19:28

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Elephant's foreskin, one of the biggest drawbacks of the jungle. --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"Good morning Mrs Brown, we'll be performing your cosmeatic surgery today."

24/02/20 12:02:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

Weren't there five before they started cutting?

24/02/20 20:45:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Respect to these guys that did my circumcision, massive tip.

24/02/20 19:07:17

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy


"Where's the beef?"

24/02/20 19:05:23

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy


Dr. Lecter, We're gonna need more fava beans and chanti!

24/02/20 19:04:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

It's a girl!

24/02/20 14:20:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1019Mark Wilson

You guys are unbelievable at key hole surgery, where did you train?.
We were part of a pick pocketing gang in Mumbai

24/02/20 13:58:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

"Don't panic Mrs Smith, it's a joint of beef for my sunday roast."

24/02/20 13:47:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8475Chris Keegan

We will be your surgeons today, we're pleased to meat you.

24/02/20 13:43:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

The jewel in the crown, we took everything, now we just pinch their Doctors. We need them to fill 11576 unfilled vacancies they only have a shortage of 600,000 Doctors in India!

24/02/20 13:24:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Mr Davis, take a look at what we took out of you. You really should start chewing your food. And taking it orally."

24/02/20 13:04:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"After the accident I'm afraid that there wasn't much left of him."

24/02/20 13:01:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

I just can't keep up with these amateur TV talent shows.

24/02/20 13:00:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

Caitlyn Jenner declined the offer of taking the surplus parts away with her.

24/02/20 12:43:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4426Karyn Harrison

Special Delivery for Mr Lecter.

24/02/20 12:42:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Operation - the mad doctor's game from MumBai

24/02/20 12:41:07

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Do not worry, it is soy meat

24/02/20 12:34:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8475Chris Keegan

If you want to become a vegetarian vegan help you.

24/02/20 12:31:17

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Greetings from Horsepital

24/02/20 12:25:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

The finalists in The Great British Steak Off.

24/02/20 12:18:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

The notorious Underground Surgeons' Society seen here in a rare photo

24/02/20 12:17:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

There was no shortage of volunteers to carve the meat.

24/02/20 12:15:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

"Well if the barbershop next door can form a quartet then I don't see why us butchers can't....do any of you know 'Meat is Murder' by the Smiths?"

24/02/20 12:14:14

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

"We successfully performed prostatectomy on Gulliver, bloody jolly good bastard will survive", Dr. Patel.

24/02/20 12:13:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

I got my surgery done private at the Patel Clinic. It's a family operation

24/02/20 12:12:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''We were going to operate but after checking your pulse, we decided not to brisket.''

24/02/20 12:10:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

Congratulations! You now have a tenderloin

24/02/20 12:09:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, it's not a tumor. Somebody said it might be leftovers from the break room."

24/02/20 12:03:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"I'm sorry, we appear to have made a hash of your operation."

24/02/20 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

It must be a knobtical illusion!

24/02/20 12:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The baby arrived banger on time.

24/02/20 12:00:07

 
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