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Dave E Vote score: 686Dave E

You can never be sure if he's in

17/02/22 12:02:23

Try giving him a ring first. --Al Overy
Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

When he went bankrupt he stood on the edge of the cliff and tossed himself off.

17/02/22 12:13:09

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"So Dick, do you work here alone?"

"Yeah. I actually own the shop with my wife, Fanny, but she doesn't come very often."

17/02/22 12:32:19

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

I'd give it a wide girth

17/02/22 14:11:55

Molly R Vote score: 3614Molly R

Tina gave it a bad review.

17/02/22 12:00:29

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

“Can I have one of those pencils with the rubber on the end of it?”

17/02/22 12:00:17

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Happy anniversary Dave. Here's your present. It's a pen from Skinny Dick's gift shop. That's funny isn't it?"

"Hilarious love. And here's the extra large vase I bought you from Clown's Pocket gift shop."

17/02/22 13:04:28

stoneface1 Vote score: 1330stoneface1

"I'll get two for you darling. Tape them together."

"It's ok love, one will do. Am used to yours."

17/02/22 12:57:47

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

I was hoping for something bigger but that's the rub.

17/02/22 12:09:34

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14208Mr Dome

As well as being bald he's phallically challenged

17/02/22 18:31:49

C CaMel Vote score: 8817C CaMel

“We sell very small rubbers.”

17/02/22 12:40:10

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5481Scrijjy Doo

For the man who has nothing.

17/02/22 12:08:53

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10070Hercules Rockefeller

Where the penis mightier than the sword.

17/02/22 12:02:06

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

One of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s many businesses.

17/02/22 12:00:09

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