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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

"Bling out your dead!"

18/03/20 20:27:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

🎵 Purple brain, purple brain 🎵

18/03/20 20:08:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17180Troompa Loompa

"Your honour, this evidence proves my client, Mr Salmond, was misunderstood by all those women he asked if they want to see his purple head."

18/03/20 21:13:01

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17180Troompa Loompa

The police said he came to a violet end.

18/03/20 20:51:27

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Better dead than Red. --Scrijjy Doo
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21585Ian Skelding

"He died from tinsellitis."

18/03/20 21:39:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"Public Health England have released X Ray scans showing what currently happens to people when shopping. The results have been shared with the public, who subsequently bought all of the X Ray scans. Nothing happening in Sports...Here's the weather..."

18/03/20 20:12:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20127John Glover

"Idiot, you weren't supposed to leave a human head in the horses stable, the horse's head was meant to .... oh never mind, get Salvatore to do the job properly." sighed Michael Corleone.

18/03/20 21:07:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Unfortunately Dave found out too late during his self-isolation that sparklers are not a good substitute for spaghetti.

18/03/20 20:36:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17180Troompa Loompa

Worzel Gummidge's holiday head hadn't been the same since Chernobyl '86.

18/03/20 20:45:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

Cause of death: glitter bug

18/03/20 20:21:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4115Karyn Harrison

It wasn't just George III's pee that was purple.

18/03/20 20:16:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6353Hercules Rockefeller

The Purple People Eaters can be very messy at times.

18/03/20 20:08:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6289Glyn Evans

"To be sparkly, or not to be sparkly? - that is the question."

18/03/20 20:04:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

"If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very pretty-colour set of skulls."

18/03/20 20:01:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

"So Mr. Smith, you think you may have Coronavirus, can you describe your symptoms?"

[Post caption nod to 20:00:05]

18/03/20 20:01:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

The choice of candles at the funeral kept me a wake.

18/03/20 20:00:08

 
James Oles James Oles

Rock and Roll Part III....Gary Glitter

22/03/20 9:46:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 354Gavin Smithers

Mr Blair finally did find Saddam's chemical weapons.

20/03/20 0:52:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1920Scrijjy Doo

Tina Turner has still got it!

19/03/20 4:15:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

Gary Glitter, the twilight years.

18/03/20 20:32:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5260Vivvy En

He had a short fuse but at least he went out with a bang

18/03/20 20:31:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

x ray specs

18/03/20 20:29:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

“...... it’s only Temporal”

18/03/20 20:27:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards

🎵 Purple Haze 🎵

18/03/20 20:05:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3432Stu Dent

Death becomes blur

18/03/20 20:03:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1050Rachel P

The Power of Grey Skull

18/03/20 20:01:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17180Troompa Loompa

What it feels like to have Covid-19.

18/03/20 20:00:05

 
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