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“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.”

15/12/21 8:25:37

clever

"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!"

15/12/21 8:00:08

''Does Santa go everywhere, mummy?''

''Yes, you'll even find him in china.''

15/12/21 8:05:01

A-merry-cano.

15/12/21 8:02:39

''That's the first part of the operation completed. I've managed to get it off the tree and into my cup unseen. Now, if I go in the kitchen and pretend to wash up, I can hide it at the back of the cupboard to eat later with the two chocolate angels I removed earlier. Naturally, when Christmas is over I'll be so surprised the pounds have come back on again....................''

15/12/21 8:24:39

I left a half drunk cup of coffee at the start of the pandemic and returned to the office last week to find this weird mold on it

15/12/21 8:12:48

Secret Santa

15/12/21 9:22:08

"I like my Santas like I like my coffee."

15/12/21 8:09:56