super vote: ( left this week)
To add captions, first sign up
£50WINNER
"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney.
25/03/21 20:00:07
Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back.
25/03/21 20:28:23
Now he can have a shag wherever he goes
25/03/21 22:46:36
'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!'
25/03/21 20:00:31
Mrs Wilson wanted to prosecute the dog for stealing her false limb, but the police said she never had a leg to stand on.
25/03/21 20:21:24
Lost Dog: Two year old mongrel called Nipper. The Paralympic team miss their mascot terribly and feel as though part of them has gone missing too.
25/03/21 20:01:11
"Heel!"
25/03/21 20:00:14
"Damn, he's been going through the Hospital bins again."
25/03/21 20:52:54
"I hate shopping for stocking fillers."
25/03/21 20:39:23
Doberman Pincher
25/03/21 20:43:51
Butch the explosives detection dog returns to the station with his handler.
25/03/21 20:35:58
Mannequin's best friend
25/03/21 20:10:35
"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.."Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?"
25/03/21 23:53:43
"Retriever?""Well, he's part retrieved her."
25/03/21 20:07:20
"For Christ's sake Dave, buy some tennis balls."
25/03/21 21:24:12
When the owner finds out she'll be hopping mad.
25/03/21 20:23:28
There's nothing worse than an emotional support animal with a sense of humour.
25/03/21 20:19:29
Fido was used to his owner getting legless.
25/03/21 20:09:58
''Which imbecile said his bark was worse than his bite?''
25/03/21 20:00:40
You should never kick your dog. But especially not when you have a prosthetic leg.
25/03/21 20:00:21
Now I just need a lampshade...
25/03/21 23:20:54
Limb Chops
25/03/21 21:43:44
"I think he wants you to take him for a walk."
25/03/21 20:53:51
Rover loves plates of meat.
25/03/21 20:08:35
"When you texted me 'Come see Ruby's fetching legs!' I think you forgot a comma."
25/03/21 20:01:43
Finally getting a leg, Rover.
25/03/21 20:01:01
Looking to swap a leg with a black court shoe for six kilos of Chappie. Genuine replies only
27/03/21 16:23:08
Steel pin.
26/03/21 8:05:20
Tibian mountain dog.
26/03/21 8:03:14
the dog just legged it.
26/03/21 1:33:28
Frankenstein's mongrel
26/03/21 1:12:41
This old prosthetic is something new that he "borrowed" from the surprised groom in the previous picture. Only the blue garter was retrieved.
26/03/21 0:25:30
"I did warn the postal worker that those weren't standard issue footwear"
25/03/21 22:51:49
'Exclusive: Dave, The Miracle Dog Who Can Detect Leg Problems Before They Happen.'
25/03/21 22:25:28
He's as fit as a surgeon's dog.
25/03/21 22:22:16
Revealed: the terrible truth about Greyfriar's Bobby.
25/03/21 22:21:43
Out on a limb.
25/03/21 21:26:26
He might be Man’s best friend but not Manikins.
25/03/21 20:52:48
Nice leg shame about the face.
25/03/21 20:52:19
"Should've gone to Specsavers."
25/03/21 20:47:51
"That's a Great Pyrenees!""Actually, only one.."
25/03/21 20:35:56
Bloody Sat Nav never told me about the dog-leg in the road.
25/03/21 20:23:08
The Littlest Hobble
25/03/21 20:20:19
Shit, I knew I should have dug a deeper hole for the wife
25/03/21 20:14:08
Harriet of the dog
25/03/21 20:08:37
Limb Bizkit
25/03/21 20:03:32
That's a bit below the belt.
25/03/21 20:01:44
'Leg o' Pam for tea. Yum!'
25/03/21 20:00:15
more photos from the captioning gallery
more photos from the captioning gallery