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£50
25/03/21 20:00:07
Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back.
25/03/21 20:28:23
Now he can have a shag wherever he goes
25/03/21 22:46:36
'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!'
25/03/21 20:00:31
Mrs Wilson wanted to prosecute the dog for stealing her false limb, but the police said she never had a leg to stand on.
25/03/21 20:21:24
Lost Dog: Two year old mongrel called Nipper. The Paralympic team miss their mascot terribly and feel as though part of them has gone missing too.
25/03/21 20:01:11
"Damn, he's been going through the Hospital bins again."
25/03/21 20:52:54
"I hate shopping for stocking fillers."
25/03/21 20:39:23
Doberman Pincher
25/03/21 20:43:51
Butch the explosives detection dog returns to the station with his handler.
25/03/21 20:35:58
Mannequin's best friend
25/03/21 20:10:35
"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.."Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?"
25/03/21 23:53:43
"Retriever?""Well, he's part retrieved her."
25/03/21 20:07:20
"For Christ's sake Dave, buy some tennis balls."
25/03/21 21:24:12
When the owner finds out she'll be hopping mad.
25/03/21 20:23:28
There's nothing worse than an emotional support animal with a sense of humour.
25/03/21 20:19:29