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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

Shortly after this photo was taken, the penguin on the left was eaten by a seal. Please take this into account when you are posting your captions.

02/07/20 12:43:32

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2 days in and it looks like the £50 prize is already buggered for the month. Great caption. --James Lennox
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

“Do you fancy a Shag?”
“No, I’ve only got eyes for you honey.”

02/07/20 12:24:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''What's the difference between a penguin and a captioneer?''

''One regurgitates old food and the other regurgitates old captions.''

02/07/20 12:18:22

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Wow! You mean that there are other captioneers that regurgitate old food? --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

-"It is quiet here this evening, isn't it?"
-"Because you keep saying 'Yer not on the list, yer not comin' in'."

02/07/20 13:22:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"Seriously, when I come back with the fish, how I will I recognise you?"

02/07/20 12:16:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

Day 46 and the penguins are still unaware of the Cow lying down behind them

02/07/20 12:11:29

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Well spotted! --Molly R
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

"What's for dinner tonight? Don't say fish, please don't say fish."

02/07/20 12:07:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

"Ok, you can have your divorce. But you'll never find anyone else like me."

02/07/20 17:53:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

Licence to Krill

02/07/20 13:07:48

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James Pond is it? --Troompa Loompa
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

"Apparently there's a biscuit named after us"
- "Really? Robert and Gordon?"

02/07/20 12:27:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

When the cruise is cancelled but you decide to wear the tuxedo anyway.

02/07/20 12:14:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"Please be gentoo with me darling."

02/07/20 12:01:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8924Chris Keegan

"Have you by any chance seen my brother?"
- "What does he look like?"

02/07/20 12:07:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know. What’s a chicken? What’s a road?

02/07/20 18:59:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 422alexandra ball

Sorry for staring but you're very familiar.

02/07/20 12:53:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''Why do you want a divorce?''

''Our marriage is on the rocks.''

02/07/20 12:47:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

"If we had proper wings, we could fly over this shingle beach"
"
"I know! Evolution sucks!"

02/07/20 12:42:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''I could do with a shave.''

''Would you like to borrow my razor Bill?''

02/07/20 12:35:53

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

"Ha, you blinked!"

02/07/20 12:16:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

♫ P-p-pick up a pebble

02/07/20 12:05:18

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

🎵 Secret Blubbers🎵 by Atlantic Starr

02/07/20 12:03:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

"What's all this about your willy being chilly?"

02/07/20 12:03:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4011Stu Dent

So what was the chances of two of us wearing the same thing

02/07/20 12:01:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18836Troompa Loompa

"How about a kiss? Go on, just a quick peck."

02/07/20 12:00:07

 
Graham Holt Graham Holt

That Bloody David Attenborough, wouldn't give me his autograph.

04/07/20 12:28:23

 
David Robb Vote score: 29David Robb

That sirens been going off for fifteen minutes and you wait till now to now to tell us it's a Tsunami warning.

02/07/20 21:53:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10696Neil Mackenzie

You look like you’ve lost weight.
I’ve lost four stones.

02/07/20 20:38:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

"I just realised I have no clothes."

02/07/20 18:36:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1501Willie Johnson

"Let's go find some place quiet where we can be alone."
"Yeah, right. Good luck with that."

02/07/20 18:19:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

I keep coming to the same bar but never get picked up

02/07/20 17:00:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9775Dave Bryan

''Would you like some more fish, son?''

''No thanks, I'm fulmar.''

02/07/20 13:59:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2281Scrijjy Doo

Danny DeVito never recovered from Batman.

02/07/20 13:57:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12078Vanessa the Guesser

"Just got back from Iceland. No Kerry Katona, thank God, but that annoying Peter Andre was in there."

02/07/20 13:29:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5964Vivvy En

"Fancy a swim?"

02/07/20 12:44:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31837Tony Edwards

"Have you read any good books recently?"

02/07/20 12:43:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10196Stephen Bean

"Act natural, the emperor's watching!"

02/07/20 12:37:58

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Remember when you meet him say 'Hail the Emperor'.

02/07/20 12:31:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1805Rachel P

"How many bloody smooth pebbles do you need from admirers?"

02/07/20 12:27:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6602Glyn Evans

"...and the starting pistol is about to go, the penguins prime themselves for this race, also known as The Pebble Dash."

02/07/20 12:21:15

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

“The pubs are reopening on Saturday if you fancy a pint mate.”

02/07/20 12:17:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20582John Glover

"I'm often standing on a sheet of ice."
" My turds are usually frozen too."

02/07/20 12:14:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1010Dot Old

Penquinpals

02/07/20 12:13:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4655Karyn Harrison

"Hi I'm Dave, what's your name?"

"Nell, Nell Guin."

02/07/20 12:10:41

 
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