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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed."

19/09/20 12:00:07

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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Doesn't it make a nice change from picnics, this eating out to help out?"

19/09/20 16:09:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“No cutlery thank you. We’ll use our bear hands”

19/09/20 13:05:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

"This pizza makes a nice change doesn't it? Normally bear grills."

19/09/20 12:00:18

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 188Sheila Graham

A plush restaurant.

19/09/20 14:52:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''Who's been eating my sprouts?'' said Baby Bear.

''Good try,'' said Mummy Bear, ''but I saw you stuff them in the plant pot behind you.''

19/09/20 12:41:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

Ready Teddy Cook!

19/09/20 12:04:54

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 188Sheila Graham

Although they are triplets, one bears no resemblance.

19/09/20 13:48:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"Both of us have been marooned here for a long time."

19/09/20 13:16:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

As Mrs Bear was such a dreadful cook, the family usually ate teddy meals.

19/09/20 12:00:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

Teddytubbies

19/09/20 20:56:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

"You two have just reminded me, I've got a nice bottle of Beargundy in the cellar."

19/09/20 13:14:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4975Karyn Harrison

"No pizza for me thanks. Cheese bungles me up."

19/09/20 12:19:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15318Dan Nicholls

"Oooh, sorry lads, I'm a bit full, gonna go hit the woods."

19/09/20 12:07:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1391Al Overy

"So, there we were having high tea and Terence used the dessert knife for his main course. We were so embarrassed we both went as red as a beetroot, didn't we Terence?"

19/09/20 12:00:18

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1714Karen Oakenfull

“Did they leave you a tip?”
“Yes. Let them tell ‘you’ when to clear their plates.”
“Is that why Jenny’s ran off screaming with her left hand in a bag of frozen peas?”
“Duh.”

19/09/20 16:18:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"The bearman says it's lovely to finally serve some civilised diners instead of his earlier grizzly customers"

19/09/20 14:27:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10190Mr Dome

Must be the milkman's

19/09/20 13:21:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

"Errr....gosh, how cute. How long did you say you've been living on your own?"

19/09/20 13:18:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32525Tony Edwards

Goldilocks finally returns the favour for eating the three bears' porridge.

19/09/20 12:52:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13103Vanessa the Guesser

They refused to pay the bill so were escorted away in a panda car.

19/09/20 12:46:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22941Ian Skelding

The Hair Bear Brunch

19/09/20 12:34:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Breakfast at Steiffany's

19/09/20 12:17:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

"What are we having next?" said Pud-sey Bear.

19/09/20 12:10:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11843Stephen Bean

Yummy Bears

19/09/20 12:03:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

The Secret Life Of The Zoo

19/09/20 12:03:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8155The Wolf

Eugh, that's gross! Who has a pooh at the dinner table...

19/09/20 12:00:08

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Why not eating? Full, Papa Bear? I mean you wouldn't have had a bite earlier over at Goldie's, would you?!"

"Aunty Goldie! Aunty Goldie!"

"Shuuuut up, Baby Bear!"

20/09/20 15:33:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11002Neil Mackenzie

I think I might have put too much chilli powder in.

20/09/20 11:05:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4655Lucky Elperro

"I love all this left wing woke nonsense. I've been invited on Question Time next week and then I'm going to be a pundit on Match of the Day".

20/09/20 0:22:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1813Willie Johnson

"How do they expect us to eat this stuff (no pun intended)? If I put some in my mouth, my stuffing would soak up the fats and cooking oils, the food would rot, and in a few days it would stink something awful."
"Just shut up and pose for the picture Dave. Where's your tie?"

19/09/20 21:13:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Oh, it all looks so delicious"
"Take your pick, Nick"

19/09/20 13:51:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

It's too much mum, I can't bear it!

19/09/20 13:10:03

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5206Chris Halliwell

I hope that after eating all this there's some Woods nearby!

19/09/20 12:50:28

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

The Teddy Therapy session finishes well this afternoon and the client's share a Dial-a-Pizza. Topics covered today included Separation Anxiety and Abandonment Issues.

19/09/20 12:39:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 107Ellen Duncalf

The final three contestants at this years Bake Off Final patiently await Mary Beary’s verdict on their sourdough pizza with goat cheese and black olives. They are bearing up well under the pressure.

19/09/20 12:28:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

''I don't think much of this B & B. They haven't changed the sheets on the beds.''

19/09/20 12:22:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4975Karyn Harrison

"I've heard the chocolate mousse in here is to dye for."

19/09/20 12:22:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9339Chris Keegan

"So, how long have the two of you been on this on a dye it?"

19/09/20 12:18:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11461Dave Bryan

Biffo and his pals having a Beano.

19/09/20 12:16:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

Ted was puzzled that his guests from Wutan weren't eating.

19/09/20 12:08:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6900Glyn Evans

"And that's how I discovered she had a plushy fetish..."

19/09/20 12:07:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7020Hercules Rockefeller

"Hey, baby, what's ursine?"

19/09/20 12:07:12

 
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