I'm starting to think this isn't our cat-carrier

27/02/20 19:38:56

Headstand

25/01/20 12:30:19

Be grateful you've got a root over your head!

13/12/19 13:56:49

Chomping at the butt

16/10/19 20:21:48

Thanks love. They're gorgeous! ...but what am I going to do with matching staplers!?

15/10/19 20:46:23

Come on! Step on it!

18/12/18 21:34:54

Where the Hell is that other sock!

24/02/19 20:11:13

Sir Matthew Pincushion

13/12/19 21:28:45

Slap, Tickle and Poop

20/12/19 18:57:09

Tut! Kids these days! Just look where they have put the apostrophe!

17/12/19 9:57:31

Good to see the Lib-Dems have stopped sitting on the fence

16/12/19 12:46:13

Jaundice really can affect anyone

16/12/19 12:45:36

High as a Tike

01/06/19 12:19:04

With hindsight, Dave thought the commemorative "Tug of War for Seaman Staines" could have been advertised better.

02/03/20 17:24:52

and the same to yew with knobs on

27/02/20 20:00:08

How did that get jammed in there?

27/01/20 20:02:15

By 'eck! She looks like hour lass!

26/01/20 12:35:01

Okay, I admit it, I lied when I was seventeen.

18/01/20 13:24:14

She's all mouth and no trousers

18/01/20 13:09:45

Wake up sleepy-head!

18/10/19 20:00:38

shorts of breath

16/10/19 20:01:37

I'd by lying if I told you I could play the clarinet

29/05/19 20:46:28

She's getting off her tits again!

02/01/19 19:58:19

This was a terrible trip

18/12/18 22:02:01