I'm starting to think this isn't our cat-carrier

27/02/20 19:38:56

Headstand

25/01/20 12:30:19

Excuse me ladies, would you happen to know anything about the pier falling down?

23/05/20 16:30:46

Be grateful you've got a root over your head!

13/12/19 13:56:49

Cat on a hot Chin Wu

03/06/20 19:17:58

Chomping at the butt

16/10/19 19:21:48

Thanks love. They're gorgeous! ...but what am I going to do with matching staplers!?

15/10/19 19:46:23

Come on! Step on it!

18/12/18 21:34:54

Where the Hell is that other sock!

24/02/19 20:11:13

Ladies and Gentlemen, last orders at the bar!

19/08/20 18:09:13

Sir Matthew Pincushion

13/12/19 21:28:45

If you're not going to wear a face mask, you won't be needing this

19/08/20 17:40:24

Slap, Tickle and Poop

20/12/19 18:57:09

Tut! Kids these days! Just look where they have put the apostrophe!

17/12/19 9:57:31

Good to see the Lib-Dems have stopped sitting on the fence

16/12/19 12:46:13

Jaundice really can affect anyone

16/12/19 12:45:36

High as a Tike

01/06/19 11:19:04

Furry storey

03/10/20 15:01:26

Right, ask her again now, vicar!

30/07/20 12:30:02

Forever hold your piece

30/07/20 12:29:12

Yes, I'm also thinking of getting a new bust.

27/07/20 17:41:43

Up ahead, rare steaks

04/06/20 19:01:03

I'm guessing that's not the athletic young pussy he ordered

03/06/20 20:00:23

Catcall

03/06/20 19:14:45

Darling, can you switch the Air Conditioning back to "blow"?

03/06/20 17:34:40

That awkward moment when a tall bloke with a huge moustache steals your new, white suit.

18/05/20 14:45:36

With hindsight, Dave thought the commemorative "Tug of War for Seaman Staines" could have been advertised better.

02/03/20 17:24:52

and the same to yew with knobs on

27/02/20 20:00:08

How did that get jammed in there?

27/01/20 20:02:15

By 'eck! She looks like hour lass!

26/01/20 12:35:01

Okay, I admit it, I lied when I was seventeen.

18/01/20 13:24:14

She's all mouth and no trousers

18/01/20 13:09:45

Wake up sleepy-head!

18/10/19 19:00:38

shorts of breath

16/10/19 19:01:37

I'd by lying if I told you I could play the clarinet

29/05/19 19:46:28

She's getting off her tits again!

02/01/19 19:58:19

This was a terrible trip

18/12/18 22:02:01