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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…”

11/01/22 13:10:13

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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

"Sorry for the wait lads but it's so cold that I can't find it"

11/01/22 12:05:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

🎵 Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore 🎵

11/01/22 12:00:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"What's taking so long?"

"I think Olaf's playing with his carrot again."

11/01/22 12:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25591Michael Winner

Frostate problems?

11/01/22 12:04:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

THE SNOWMAN

''Where are we going?''

''We're going on a magical adventure to see Father Christmas at the North Pole. Just give me a minute, kid, I need a piss before we go.''

''Cut!''

11/01/22 12:21:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 3304Molly R

Now I know why, whenever I go into a public loo, the floor is always wet.

11/01/22 12:02:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15279The Wolf

John Snow.

11/01/22 12:19:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“One ginger kid falls out the sky and we all get drug tested, how is that fair?”

11/01/22 12:17:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

*Loud voice from the cubicle*

"FROZEN ONE AND TWO - COMING SOON."

"Hilarious, Frosty! Just get a move on will you?"

11/01/22 13:36:09

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James Lennox Vote score: 10176James Lennox

Awkward kids' questions answered, #42:

"Daddy, where do snowmen go?"

11/01/22 12:47:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 10176James Lennox

Incontinental Drift

11/01/22 12:35:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 3743Tony S

"Someone left a solid in the toilet I wish they would learn to slush."

11/01/22 12:12:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

Chilled to the throne

11/01/22 12:05:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''Has Captain Birdseye finished in there yet?''

''Why do you call him Captain Birdseye?''

''He always has frozen pees.''

11/01/22 12:05:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''What's that smell?''

''Jack Frost has been.''

11/01/22 12:24:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

Trouble with your floe?

11/01/22 12:18:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8577C CaMel

“Pass the scarf.”

11/01/22 12:11:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''I'm so glad they didn't use the carrot for my nose. Even snowmen have to pee occasionally.''

11/01/22 12:01:22

 
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