"I threw caution to the wind and it came back."

20/11/20 12:26:24

Do not cross me

20/11/20 12:00:32

lol

Warn on the gob

20/11/20 12:30:01

clever

Caution a head.

20/11/20 12:20:25

clever

"She's making a scene again."

20/11/20 12:07:37

No one ever believed the rubbish that came out of my ex wife's mouth so I taped it.

20/11/20 12:52:59

This is Kate, my silent partner.

20/11/20 12:41:30

"But I am wearing a face covering."

20/11/20 12:17:48

When your muslim husband's a cheapskate.

20/11/20 20:17:41

I did warn you, she's a bit stuck up

20/11/20 12:38:12

clever

Pack tongue!

20/11/20 12:36:48

"Cut! That's a wrap."

20/11/20 12:34:01

CAUTION. She might look pretty but is likely to start talking at some point.

20/11/20 12:24:36

caution.me

20/11/20 12:00:04

When the curse of the Mummy fell upon them they couldn't say they hadn't been warned

20/11/20 22:05:54

Lady Gag

20/11/20 14:30:10

"I was preparing meat and cheese, next thing I know, cordon blew."

20/11/20 12:37:13

That tape comes in bloody handy once a month.

20/11/20 12:32:42

Boris Johnson issues Priti Patel with a caution.

20/11/20 12:20:06

For Halloween fancy dress, she came as Priti Patel.

20/11/20 12:19:36

"I only asked for a blow job."

20/11/20 12:12:18

Fragile: Handle with care.

20/11/20 12:06:09

Snog, marry - no, avoid.

20/11/20 12:01:10

Shuduppayaface.

20/11/20 22:18:52

This would work with a Man, but with a Woman? It’s not what they say but what they don’t say.

20/11/20 20:57:53

You should see where they put the traffic cone.

20/11/20 20:13:00

Finally. Warning labels for bitches.

20/11/20 20:03:19

Gaffa drape

20/11/20 14:31:57

Facing Danger Head On

20/11/20 14:28:51

Dangerous Liaisons

20/11/20 13:19:58

.........KEEP AWAY FROM SLAG
HEAP
Warns the Welsh Tourist Board.

20/11/20 12:59:10

Safe and no sound

20/11/20 12:39:37

Miss Fortune

20/11/20 12:36:46

Cor-tion

20/11/20 12:27:07

She went out with one of the Warner brothers.

20/11/20 12:25:56

Bannedages

20/11/20 12:11:27

"That's okay; ...just have to go SOUTH."

20/11/20 12:11:06

I need to get this on tape

20/11/20 12:08:53

Femme fatale

20/11/20 12:01:43