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Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Midsummer Murder

13/09/20 13:27:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

"Right, let's get this thing out of here. 3...2...1...LIFT!"

13/09/20 12:06:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

We call him Fonzie, as he generally has a bird on each arm.

13/09/20 12:00:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Dexy's Midnight Runner Beans

13/09/20 12:07:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

John Perchwee

13/09/20 12:05:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

"F*ck off, crows!! Yeh motherf*ckin' c*nts!"

-Swearcrow

13/09/20 17:58:09

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5488Ron Allan

It was 9am on the 4th November and Donald Trump begins his new job

13/09/20 19:34:47

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5768Paul Reeve

“Stone the crows, no seriously stone the crows, the bastards are eating me.”

13/09/20 13:06:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

When I looked through Boris Johnson’s ear hole I could see you. Now all I can see is straw.

13/09/20 16:27:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

Aviairy-Attractive Scarecrow

13/09/20 13:23:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

They're clearly not Rustled Crows.

13/09/20 12:19:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

"Are you sure he's dead?"
"Yep, can't feel any pulse. Tuck in."

13/09/20 13:49:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Worzel Plumage

13/09/20 19:26:32

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

"He was twice the pirate I'll ever be."

13/09/20 19:19:08

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

Compared to his last film, this was a much better plot.

13/09/20 18:27:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

"Now who's scared stiff?"

13/09/20 12:55:33

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5194Chris Halliwell

Carrion Gardening.

13/09/20 12:40:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"Good, there's no humans about. Whenever are they going to learn that this doesn't work?"

13/09/20 12:16:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"Oh, so that's what this thing is- I wondered why we never saw any Ocelots around here."

13/09/20 12:08:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

That bloody girl has beaten us to it again

13/09/20 12:03:09

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"Still in good nick, I bet she hasn't worn these since the Greenham Common days!"

14/09/20 23:20:53

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"Caw cawll the RSPB, I'm finding this lady's retro gear quite scary!"

14/09/20 23:18:33

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2222Guideaux .

Patches always got shit-faced with the birds.

13/09/20 21:57:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Chaircrow

13/09/20 19:49:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

He about 1/4 of Oz

13/09/20 19:29:39

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

Village scarecrow is latest victim of psychopathic serial killer. Following a grisly assault , environmental crime division are still unable to locate his amputated hands and feet but continue to dig up the allotment in their search.

13/09/20 17:11:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

This Wizard of Oz remake SUCKS!

13/09/20 15:28:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Rule By Fear

13/09/20 15:27:32

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 609Barrie Bullock

Scarecrow, my arse.

13/09/20 13:52:39

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

For a bird-brain he's really well balanced.

13/09/20 13:37:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

They're stare crows and ♪ I'm moving in stareo ♪

13/09/20 12:52:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

Bean there, done that.

13/09/20 12:34:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Birds of hay

13/09/20 12:19:03

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Nah,I'm not scared,are you Bert?

13/09/20 12:18:19

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2561Trace Sarge

Alan Twitchmarsh

13/09/20 12:16:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

It's strange but birds are often attracted to guys with no brains.

13/09/20 12:05:35

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

Mr Bean

13/09/20 12:03:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Carecrow

13/09/20 12:01:32

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

More like Sheryl Crow than scarecrow.

13/09/20 12:01:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Caw blimey trousers

13/09/20 12:00:39

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Looks like they don't give a crop

13/09/20 12:00:28

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

If all else fails, you can always stone them

13/09/20 12:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

The long arms of the caw

13/09/20 12:00:04

 
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