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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

Just leave it

No, I'm getting that pound coin out of that supermarket trolley

09/04/21 13:27:51

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2 Lidl ducks...22. --Troompa Loompa
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

I think those matching gold chain necklaces we got for each other are a bit heavy.

09/04/21 12:14:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7033C CaMel

Moon River

09/04/21 13:10:46

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Eider than a mile. --Karyn Harrison
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"Release the Quack-ends!"

09/04/21 12:34:36

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Shoulda won --SnapDragon D
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Here comes the Ugly Duckling. Quick, pretend you haven't seen him!"

09/04/21 12:04:54

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Nice swan! --Karyn Harrison
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Warning no diving, pond only 6 inches deep

09/04/21 12:15:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

The Duck Side of the Moon

09/04/21 12:00:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11708Neil Mackenzie

I’m not overweight, I’m just big billed.

09/04/21 18:46:41

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Cut it out, you ate four whole loaves of bread including the packets and I didn't see you complain --Glyn Evans
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

The ducks attempt a penguin impersonation

09/04/21 12:08:47

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SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"The only way we can get David Walliams to feed us."

09/04/21 12:57:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

So how you finding life in the USA?

Still getting used to the language differences

You'll be fine. Did you see the DA afterwards?

Yeah and I got a cute photo

09/04/21 12:56:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

"Hey, look everyone- we're penguins."

(Nod to 12:08:47, didn't see it, sorry)

09/04/21 12:35:12

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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7932Hercules Rockefeller

"No, you misheard me. I said I like Duck Hunt."

09/04/21 12:20:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

I never realised that ducks were so paranoid. This pair believe that humans for some reason, are into beak reading. It's probably because they've been feathering their nests or discussing plans for world domination or arranging a surprise party for the geese.

09/04/21 12:04:47

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"The first rule of Paranoid Club is that we think that everyone is talking about Paranoid Club. Even if everyone denies it, we still believe Paranoid Club is a thing although we've been told several times that Paranoid Club's not there. But it... --Glyn Evans
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''What are you doing down there, Daffy?''

''Writing duck captions. I can churn them out standing on my head.''

09/04/21 12:04:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Arse quacks

09/04/21 12:00:11

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Don't Sea-gals

11/04/21 2:23:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21444John Glover

"Cheers, bottoms up."

09/04/21 21:12:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Are you sure we're cut out for Yoga?

09/04/21 18:11:52

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They're doing the downward duck. --Willie Johnson
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5542Ron Allan

With fish species becoming more aware of their surroundings, Lidl introduce their new inconspicuous floats range

09/04/21 17:26:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

Duck!

09/04/21 16:47:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

Subaquacktic birds.

09/04/21 14:26:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

I'm looking for that bit of bread, what are you doing?
Someone shouted duck so I did!

09/04/21 13:55:59

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

I think that bread might have been too stale for the ducks

09/04/21 13:41:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Duck Cracks Don't Echo

09/04/21 13:36:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Quack, sack and crack.

09/04/21 13:36:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Quack as a Flash

09/04/21 13:33:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

Ducking and Diving

09/04/21 13:30:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

"...you think he saw us?"

09/04/21 13:08:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Oh shit. Is that the bottom of a Jet Ski?"

09/04/21 12:54:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3452Scrijjy Doo

Doncaster girls are easy.

09/04/21 12:50:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

"If we stay like this much longer someone is going to throw a ring over us and claim us as a prize."

09/04/21 12:46:19

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

"Are you sure this mating ritual will attract the ladies Bill?"

09/04/21 12:37:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

"Are you sure this will influence people to get a duck's arse hairstyle?"

09/04/21 12:30:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11450Mr Dome

That reminds me my hair needs a cut

09/04/21 12:29:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''Would you like to share my rotting vegetation?''

''No thanks, I've turned over a new leaf.''

09/04/21 12:24:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''The doctor said I have to stand on my head when I'm taking the tablets or they won't work.''

''Sounds like quack medicine to me.''

09/04/21 12:20:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7433Vivvy En

"I can't even see any brick, can you? Next week we have to wear pyjamas!"

09/04/21 12:18:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

Birds of a feather dabble together.

09/04/21 12:17:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

Booty is in the eider of the beholder

09/04/21 12:15:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

Bottom feeders

09/04/21 12:13:42

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 58Nina Dutton

"Do you think it's safe to come up now? "Yeah, I don't think they saw us."

09/04/21 12:12:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

Thank god its spring and the pond is starting to thaw i can't hold my breath much longer.

09/04/21 12:11:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 1403Tony S

We are allowed to go for a drink together outside , bottoms up.

09/04/21 12:07:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7033C CaMel

Ostrich-Duck cross breeding deaths baffle scientists.

09/04/21 12:07:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

Watership Down

09/04/21 12:02:57

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Must be some strange mallardy afflicting the environment.

09/04/21 12:00:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Quackua aerobics

09/04/21 12:00:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Just like that!"

09/04/21 12:00:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15601Stephen Bean

What's up, duck?

09/04/21 12:00:12

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Peeking ducks.

09/04/21 12:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

The old with some flights bills will lower con

09/04/21 12:00:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

The Antarctic Olympic team haven't quite got the hang of synchronised swimming yet.

09/04/21 12:00:07

 
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