creative

Just leave it

No, I'm getting that pound coin out of that supermarket trolley

09/04/21 13:27:51

I think those matching gold chain necklaces we got for each other are a bit heavy.

09/04/21 12:14:04

Moon River

09/04/21 13:10:46

"Release the Quack-ends!"

09/04/21 12:34:36

"Here comes the Ugly Duckling. Quick, pretend you haven't seen him!"

09/04/21 12:04:54

Warning no diving, pond only 6 inches deep

09/04/21 12:15:49

The Duck Side of the Moon

09/04/21 12:00:42

I’m not overweight, I’m just big billed.

09/04/21 18:46:41

The ducks attempt a penguin impersonation

09/04/21 12:08:47

"The only way we can get David Walliams to feed us."

09/04/21 12:57:20

So how you finding life in the USA?

Still getting used to the language differences

You'll be fine. Did you see the DA afterwards?

Yeah and I got a cute photo

09/04/21 12:56:41

"Hey, look everyone- we're penguins."

(Nod to 12:08:47, didn't see it, sorry)

09/04/21 12:35:12

"No, you misheard me. I said I like Duck Hunt."

09/04/21 12:20:12

I never realised that ducks were so paranoid. This pair believe that humans for some reason, are into beak reading. It's probably because they've been feathering their nests or discussing plans for world domination or arranging a surprise party for the geese.

09/04/21 12:04:47

''What are you doing down there, Daffy?''

''Writing duck captions. I can churn them out standing on my head.''

09/04/21 12:04:07

Arse quacks

09/04/21 12:00:11

Don't Sea-gals

11/04/21 2:23:52

"Cheers, bottoms up."

09/04/21 21:12:02

Are you sure we're cut out for Yoga?

09/04/21 18:11:52

With fish species becoming more aware of their surroundings, Lidl introduce their new inconspicuous floats range

09/04/21 17:26:04

Duck!

09/04/21 16:47:15

Subaquacktic birds.

09/04/21 14:26:01

I'm looking for that bit of bread, what are you doing?
Someone shouted duck so I did!

09/04/21 13:55:59

I think that bread might have been too stale for the ducks

09/04/21 13:41:33

Duck Cracks Don't Echo

09/04/21 13:36:48

Quack, sack and crack.

09/04/21 13:36:34

Quack as a Flash

09/04/21 13:33:27

Ducking and Diving

09/04/21 13:30:29

"...you think he saw us?"

09/04/21 13:08:18

"Oh shit. Is that the bottom of a Jet Ski?"

09/04/21 12:54:16

Doncaster girls are easy.

09/04/21 12:50:37

"If we stay like this much longer someone is going to throw a ring over us and claim us as a prize."

09/04/21 12:46:19

"Are you sure this mating ritual will attract the ladies Bill?"

09/04/21 12:37:15

"Are you sure this will influence people to get a duck's arse hairstyle?"

09/04/21 12:30:03

That reminds me my hair needs a cut

09/04/21 12:29:35

''Would you like to share my rotting vegetation?''

''No thanks, I've turned over a new leaf.''

09/04/21 12:24:40

''The doctor said I have to stand on my head when I'm taking the tablets or they won't work.''

''Sounds like quack medicine to me.''

09/04/21 12:20:34

"I can't even see any brick, can you? Next week we have to wear pyjamas!"

09/04/21 12:18:42

Birds of a feather dabble together.

09/04/21 12:17:55

Booty is in the eider of the beholder

09/04/21 12:15:58

Bottom feeders

09/04/21 12:13:42

"Do you think it's safe to come up now? "Yeah, I don't think they saw us."

09/04/21 12:12:08

Thank god its spring and the pond is starting to thaw i can't hold my breath much longer.

09/04/21 12:11:31

We are allowed to go for a drink together outside , bottoms up.

09/04/21 12:07:57

Ostrich-Duck cross breeding deaths baffle scientists.

09/04/21 12:07:56

Watership Down

09/04/21 12:02:57

Must be some strange mallardy afflicting the environment.

09/04/21 12:00:36

Quackua aerobics

09/04/21 12:00:31

"Just like that!"

09/04/21 12:00:28

What's up, duck?

09/04/21 12:00:12

Peeking ducks.

09/04/21 12:00:12

The old with some flights bills will lower con

09/04/21 12:00:08

The Antarctic Olympic team haven't quite got the hang of synchronised swimming yet.

09/04/21 12:00:07