Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him.

11/04/21 13:24:36

🎵 Knockin' on Oven's Door 🎵

11/04/21 12:26:58

Breakfast at Stiffany's

11/04/21 12:10:33

I told Bacon he would die, if he didn't stop smoking.

11/04/21 14:11:31

Just next to Bacon is the grave of Dippyegg and the tomb of the Unknown Soldiers

11/04/21 13:04:44

Rest In Peas

11/04/21 12:00:33

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

11/04/21 12:36:08

Cemeatery

11/04/21 12:07:17

Dead & Breakfast

11/04/21 12:03:34

Gravey.

11/04/21 12:01:05

Hell's Kitchen

11/04/21 12:00:46

Ready Deady Cook

11/04/21 12:00:11

Not fussed on Asda's new aisle signage

11/04/21 20:48:46

Tomb eaters

11/04/21 12:30:13

Masterdeath

11/04/21 12:23:05

"Spike Milligan worked here as a mason for one day."

11/04/21 14:11:56

As they always say, if you can't stand the heat...

11/04/21 12:31:25

They're dead - no need to make a meal of it

11/04/21 12:16:43

"That's the granite worktops upcycled successfully and nobody will ever know."

11/04/21 12:02:15

All hell broke out in Mrs. Pott's kitchen, as someone put lettuce and tomato on the bacon sandwiches.

11/04/21 12:00:23

Six eat under

11/04/21 23:51:22

"We're in the Kitchen Bacon with Potts and pans."

11/04/21 21:09:46

Do not go gently into that good bite.

11/04/21 19:12:16

Playing Cluedo was like a family day out, until some Pratt turned it into a board game.

11/04/21 18:45:51

Pans,diner,pork,the posh alternative names

11/04/21 16:30:21

The site was decided by Bacon who wanted a view to a grill.

11/04/21 16:30:04

Sums up life.

11/04/21 14:01:58

The plot was far too big, this way the family were able to fillet.

11/04/21 13:44:25

Skullery.

11/04/21 12:37:47

"Dammit, Dave, what the hell is wrong with you?! I was asking you about the pizza."

11/04/21 12:21:12

“Look someone’s urinated on Bacon, instead of using the piss Potts.”

11/04/21 12:19:48

The Cook and the Dead

11/04/21 12:17:49

Creamatorium

11/04/21 12:16:52

"They're to eggshumed next week."

11/04/21 12:15:48

"For generation upon generation, the household have interred our dishwashers, cooks and bacon slicers in this plot. In the event that the household's money ever runs out, we can still say we keep a skeleton staff on site"

11/04/21 12:14:36

Mr Potts is known to cremate the bacon.

11/04/21 12:11:20

They asked to be stonebaked

11/04/21 12:05:33

"I really hope that's not where they were cremated."

11/04/21 12:04:07