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"Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?" "No but she will notice the fake reindeer. "
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Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?"
"No but she will notice the fake reindeer. "

22/07/22 8:12:18
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If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 33705Stephen Bean

Muletide

22/07/22 8:00:08
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 38025Tony Edwards

Don Quix-ho-ho-ho-te

22/07/22 11:12:39
 
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Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

Shortly after this, Santa got the sack.

22/07/22 8:00:10
 
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Al Overy Vote score: 17019Al Overy

"Whaddya mean 'bags under my eyes'? I've been up ALL NIGHT delivering sodding presents!"

22/07/22 8:00:41
 
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14646Neil Mackenzie

They wouldn’t let Santa wear a mask and after visiting 2.2 billion children is it any wonder he’s got covid and looks like death.

22/07/22 11:42:16
 
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Sheila Graham Vote score: 418Sheila Graham

"Dear Satan, Oops! Dear Santa..."

22/07/22 8:48:20
 
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Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

"Have I been waiting long, when we started to queue I was clean shaven so I am not happy."
"You tell them Gran."

22/07/22 8:43:12
 
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Tony S Vote score: 7896Tony S

Donkey rides on Blackpool beach but be careful of the yuletide.

22/07/22 8:28:01
 
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