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"Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?" "No but she will notice the fake reindeer. "
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Tony S Vote score: 5619Tony S

"Do you think she will notice the fake snow dear?"
"No but she will notice the fake reindeer. "

22/07/22 8:12:18

If you have to use puns in a caption, this is the way to do it. It's really very clever. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 24680Stephen Bean

Muletide

22/07/22 8:00:08

Tony Edwards Vote score: 35951Tony Edwards

Don Quix-ho-ho-ho-te

22/07/22 11:12:39

Al Overy Vote score: 13229Al Overy

Shortly after this, Santa got the sack.

22/07/22 8:00:10

Glyn Evans Vote score: 10000Glyn Evans

"Go be free! Escape! Your mother and I don't want you growing up and dedicating your life in the toy factory like I did, Holly"

22/07/22 10:21:10

Al Overy Vote score: 13229Al Overy

"Whaddya mean 'bags under my eyes'? I've been up ALL NIGHT delivering sodding presents!"

22/07/22 8:00:41

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13397Neil Mackenzie

They wouldn’t let Santa wear a mask and after visiting 2.2 billion children is it any wonder he’s got covid and looks like death.

22/07/22 11:42:16

Sheila  Graham Vote score: 406Sheila Graham

"Dear Satan, Oops! Dear Santa..."

22/07/22 8:48:20

Tony S Vote score: 5619Tony S

"Have I been waiting long, when we started to queue I was clean shaven so I am not happy."
"You tell them Gran."

22/07/22 8:43:12

Tony S Vote score: 5619Tony S

Donkey rides on Blackpool beach but be careful of the yuletide.

22/07/22 8:28:01

Paul Hunt Vote score: 38Paul Hunt

Spot the ass.

22/07/22 8:53:25

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28787Ian Skelding

Satan Claus

22/07/22 8:48:09

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24680Stephen Bean

Yuleride

22/07/22 8:34:05

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22011Dave Bryan

''Smile please, Santa.''

''I an f-cking smiling.''

22/07/22 8:12:54

Kate B Vote score: 376Kate B

An ass is for life, not just for Christmas

22/07/22 8:11:59

Molly R Vote score: 3647Molly R

"Aren't we an awfully long way from the beach?"

22/07/22 8:11:57

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17498Dan Nicholls

Amazon Prime, 1912

22/07/22 8:08:51

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