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Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, theres also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun
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Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun

16/07/21 8:06:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

I want the Jesus version that turns water into wine.

16/07/21 8:32:14

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Holy cow! --Dave Bryan
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

The bull version was banned

16/07/21 8:03:14

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5414Chris Halliwell

Pull the Udder one!

16/07/21 8:00:41

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

I was always nervous playing this but I did make the best milkshakes.

16/07/21 8:12:01

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You mean "chalkshakes" (it gives "pretend milk"). --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

This interactive toy is outstanding in its field.

''Get a f-cking life.'' - Anon

16/07/21 8:11:47

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I agree, Anon. That one's been well and truly milked :) --Vivvy En
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Needs more cowbell."

16/07/21 8:45:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

S'cream if you want to go faster!

16/07/21 8:29:02

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The little boy pushed the girl off saying it was his turn to milk the cow , how dairy.

16/07/21 8:26:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Keep the kids amused whilst you pop out for a few pints of your own.

16/07/21 8:06:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Childhood Mammaries

16/07/21 8:10:19

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5414Chris Halliwell

Reminds me of the time I went on Jim'll Fix it and he taught me how to milk a cow blindfolded, at least I think that's what we were doing!

16/07/21 8:03:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Can you warm your hands, kid? I'm friesian.''

CAPTION SUITABLE for AGES 3 and BELOW

16/07/21 8:02:51

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I call my tractor Sheila because on cold mornings when it's three degrees I can't wait to get into my Sheila Ferguson. --Neil Mackenzie
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Moooooo! Somebody's hands are cold!"

16/07/21 8:01:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Young Donald Trump loved his fake moos.

16/07/21 8:00:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I used to feel a right teat playing this as a kid."

16/07/21 8:00:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

The milky bars are on me!

16/07/21 20:04:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"We decided to call it, Horny, because dad obviously plays with it. We heard mum saying dad's always feeling Horny."

16/07/21 12:24:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"Ok class, put your hand up if you'd like to be a vet."

16/07/21 9:54:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

The inventor made enough money to retire and die the next day.

16/07/21 9:52:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

After this She took the Michael Pail in.

16/07/21 9:43:00

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

Just an udder gimmicky toy.

16/07/21 9:15:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"Do you need a little stool?"
"I do but it's my turn."

16/07/21 9:14:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Not suitable for blind children in homes with cats.

16/07/21 9:13:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Brides could play this on their Hindu.

16/07/21 9:03:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The original 'Milkaroo' version of this was redesigned after a speight of eye injuries.

16/07/21 8:49:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"That's the original box David."
"Still worth bugger all, you should have kept the toy as well mate."

16/07/21 8:37:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

Ideal for a little squirt

16/07/21 8:19:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"No, Humphrey! You can't play."

16/07/21 8:14:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Fake moos.

16/07/21 8:03:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

*We accept no responsibility for children who develop an obsession with lactating prostitutes.

16/07/21 8:02:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

£9.99 from Taurus R Us.

16/07/21 8:01:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I've got one of these too, but Daddy says I should wait until I'm older before I try milking it."

16/07/21 8:00:47

 
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