super vote: ( left this week)
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Lance Legstrong
28/03/20 12:00:05
"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?"
28/03/20 12:24:49
"I'm just going for a cry in the shower."
28/03/20 12:23:57
Working for Deliveroo during lockdown was certainly having an effect on my body.
28/03/20 12:00:09
The riding's on the wall.
28/03/20 12:00:14
Michael is famous for two things. Levitating bicycles and learning to masturbate with his feet.
Last week his arms were huge, the week before it was his chest. It goes in cycles.
28/03/20 12:09:11
Steroid Peddler
28/03/20 12:01:13
''I can't decide whether to become an athlete or a captioneer.''
28/03/20 12:13:49
The thighs the limit.
28/03/20 12:00:28
"I've always found that constipation is good for toning up the thigh muscles."
28/03/20 20:00:19
We find the hovis gold hill delivery lad.
28/03/20 17:44:21
"He looks very lifelike, Sharon...just needs a bit more pumping up"
28/03/20 14:39:49
I see the lift is broken again.
28/03/20 12:23:14