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Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Lance Legstrong

28/03/20 12:00:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?"

28/03/20 12:24:49

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I've got to hand it to you. --Scrijjy Doo
Michael Winner Vote score: 22819Michael Winner

"I'm just going for a cry in the shower."

28/03/20 12:23:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6666The Wolf

Working for Deliveroo during lockdown was certainly having an effect on my body.

28/03/20 12:00:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

The riding's on the wall.

28/03/20 12:00:14

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You're just another bike on the wall. --Scrijjy Doo
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14378Dan Nicholls

Michael is famous for two things. Levitating bicycles and learning to masturbate with his feet.

28/03/20 12:00:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Last week his arms were huge, the week before it was his chest. It goes in cycles.

28/03/20 12:09:11

 
Mark England Vote score: 16055Mark England

Steroid Peddler

28/03/20 12:01:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''I can't decide whether to become an athlete or a captioneer.''

28/03/20 12:13:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

The thighs the limit.

28/03/20 12:00:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20130John Glover

"I've always found that constipation is good for toning up the thigh muscles."

28/03/20 20:00:19

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And gluteal muscles. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10227Neil Mackenzie

We find the hovis gold hill delivery lad.

28/03/20 17:44:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5278Vivvy En

"He looks very lifelike, Sharon...just needs a bit more pumping up"

28/03/20 14:39:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22819Michael Winner

I see the lift is broken again.

28/03/20 12:23:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1509Molly R

Just discovered in a dusty attic: "Traditional Irish Dancing, Volume 2: The Upper Body".

28/03/20 12:33:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8975Mr Dome

Dave's missus is a bike

28/03/20 14:19:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1922Scrijjy Doo

This is why you shouldn't wank with your legs.

28/03/20 13:31:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

''What do you expect? I'm only halfway through the course.''

28/03/20 12:56:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1059Rachel P

Tore De Pants

28/03/20 12:53:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1162Karen Oakenfull

Arnold Schwarz

28/03/20 12:38:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10906Vanessa the Guesser

Unable to go out cycling, many of us are suffering from cabin femur.

28/03/20 12:26:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Steve is in the bodybuilders Hall of Frame.

28/03/20 12:20:51

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

Dave became the first person in history to cycle to Mt. Everest

28/03/20 12:20:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6292Glyn Evans

That's what's on the other side of the wall - the guy wants his bike back!

28/03/20 12:18:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3439Stu Dent

You can run, But you can't ride

28/03/20 12:17:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

"Dave, that was Naked Nuts on the phone. You've got the nut cracker job."

28/03/20 12:14:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4120Karyn Harrison

Pale and ... interesting.

28/03/20 12:10:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Bradley Big 'uns

28/03/20 12:06:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10906Vanessa the Guesser

A couple more weeks self-isolating and his wrist muscles will be well developed.

28/03/20 12:00:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

Walls have gears.

28/03/20 12:00:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 446Charles Gilbert

Never skip everything day

29/03/20 23:23:38

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Just graduated from the Academy of Silly Walks.

29/03/20 0:19:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 237alexandra ball

Bikeceps

28/03/20 22:11:00

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Photoshop can do wonders when you mix the 'before' and 'after' pictures

28/03/20 21:41:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

Wow look at those leg muscles, you must have really been working out.
Not really I'm just clenching my butt cheeks really tightly as I've shit myself in the middle of the night

28/03/20 16:11:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8975Mr Dome

He's a total cyclepants

28/03/20 15:52:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

I turned over in bed too quickly and flattened my bollocks

28/03/20 15:43:46

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 354Gavin Smithers

Coronavirus restrictions week ten

28/03/20 15:24:56

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 40Fozzgog B.

The sixty dollar man

28/03/20 14:10:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 722Mark Wilson

Very impressive Colin but you never went to bed like that, sure it's not deep veined thrombosis?

28/03/20 13:59:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4915James Lennox

Does this photo make anyone else in lockdown crave KFC?

28/03/20 13:07:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

The Brawnlower Man

28/03/20 12:42:47

 
Dev B Vote score: 548Dev B

This year Dave is only working out his legs

28/03/20 12:16:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7984Stephen Bean

Blowlegged

28/03/20 12:09:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8089Dave Bryan

Wordplay based on his legs is difficult. Fortunately, he has a puny upper body.

28/03/20 12:05:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17191Troompa Loompa

With turkey Dave always has muscle spouts.

28/03/20 12:03:29

 
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