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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15095Dave Bryan

''Good afternoon. I'd like to talk to you about Cod.''

Sun 12:13:25

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Holy mackerel! --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15095Dave Bryan

''I was working in the area and I noticed that one of your ice slabs is loose. Would you like me to fix it for you?''

''No, I never hire cold callers.''

Sun 12:41:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16875Stephen Bean

"Looks like we're eating in tonight kids."

Sun 12:00:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21656John Glover

"Dad, we are bored."
"Yes, hang on kids, Eastenders is nearly finished."

Sun 13:37:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25295Ian Skelding

"No you bloody well can't, look, there's a woods a few hundred miles south of here."

Sun 13:35:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 18441Mark England

"Is the pizza ready yet, dad?"

Sun 13:16:00

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2030Karen Oakenfull

“You’ll never fit your fat arse in there mother.”

Sun 18:44:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5920Karyn Harrison

"Bob-a-job?"

"Mum, those bear scouts are back."

Sun 12:14:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"The larder's empty. I wish Iceland would hurry up with my home delivery."

Sun 13:26:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5952Al Overy

*whisper* The ravenous mother bear waits patiently outside the whispering naturalist's igloo until the unsuspecting old man finishes his broadcast and then... hang on...!

Sun 13:25:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21212Troompa Loompa

"Oi Attenborough! Let's see how you like someone intruding on you."

Sun 12:39:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

"Dad we were learning about global warming in school today."
"You didn't tell them about the new gas boiler we just fitted in the igloo did you?"

Sun 12:22:27

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

"Little pig Little pig let me come in , I've got rid of that wolf for you."

Sun 12:14:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

"I didn't think I'd put on THAT much weight."

Sun 12:00:13

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

civil engineer underpaid

Tue 6:51:11

 
Colin Hooper Colin Hooper

Sorry to bother you, but I saw your light was on..

Mon 10:53:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"Hey kids, there's someone in there. Watch what happens when I turn around and fart into the entrance."

Sun 20:44:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24483Michael Winner

"Me have mass of 600kg and big size. Igloo have diameter of 6m, but too small hole at front. If igloo volume of 1.7 using x*3^2*pi=1.7m, then need to either liquify inhabitants and suck up using straw, or make hole in crunchy outside to get at goodies inside."

Sun 13:32:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11844Mr Dome

Bloody superiglue

Sun 12:53:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5920Karyn Harrison

"Is anybody inuit?"

Sun 12:32:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 2307Tony S

Looks like Goldilocks has relocated but up to her old tricks again.

Sun 12:26:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8078Glyn Evans

"Hello there neighbour, would you have any spare seal meat?"

Sun 12:12:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11915Neil Mackenzie

You need to seal that door.

Sun 12:08:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16875Stephen Bean

"Hey, iglooser."

Sun 12:08:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16875Stephen Bean

"Here's iglookin' at you kid."

Sun 12:03:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1266alexandra ball

So that's what igloos are modelled on?

Sun 12:02:38

 
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