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Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..."

16/07/21 12:23:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"When guests come over, for a laugh Mum puts on stripey socks and ruby slippers then lies underneath."

16/07/21 12:16:39

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And to think, the Wicked Witch of the East might have lived if Dorothy's farmhouse had landed this way making the Wizard of Oz and entirely different movie. How would Dorothy become the Munchkin's saviour if she doesn't accidentally crush their... --Glyn Evans
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

"I've turned this place upside down looking for my keys".

16/07/21 12:01:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"I told him not to call Clark Kent 'A big pussy'."

16/07/21 12:16:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Sure, you might think it's extreme, but I'm bloody sick of people walking on my new carpet with their shoes on."

16/07/21 12:02:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

The world's biggest and most impressive pop-up book.

16/07/21 12:10:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

He's such a massive Lionel Richie fan.

16/07/21 12:08:36

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

I told the kids Santa didn't make it out of the chimney when the tornado struck , has saved me a fortune.

16/07/21 12:09:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Up. All the balloons popped. The End.

16/07/21 14:35:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

Surreal Estate

16/07/21 12:48:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"Dear Witch Magazine, I'm writing regarding a housing problem that befell my sister..."

16/07/21 12:18:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"Well, that server migration seems to have gone without a hitch..."

16/07/21 17:33:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Batman's retirement home.

16/07/21 12:03:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"That's the last time I hire an Australian architect."

16/07/21 12:00:18

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

I bet buyers fall head over heels for this house.

16/07/21 23:25:40

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

The things we had to do just so he could have his helicopter

16/07/21 17:23:46

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Found my keys!

16/07/21 15:56:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

Room with a Deja Vu

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16/07/21 15:42:16

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These duplicate and similar pictures are turning the captioning world upside down. There's no escaping your past, I guess. --Willie Johnson
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Darling I love the quirky design, but how do I use the car?"

16/07/21 13:24:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Sue, I've just seen the news about the earthquake. Are you and the kids ok?"

"Yeah, we're fine. Me and Dave managed to get out with the little one. The teenager's still in bed."

16/07/21 12:47:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

You should never turn the bass up on your TV when you're watching a Liam Neeson film.

16/07/21 12:31:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Right, job done. Now let's see my wife bring her mother over in the wheelchair"

16/07/21 12:13:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Yes, the bank gave us a reverse mortgage..."

16/07/21 12:08:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Well, what else was I supposed to do with it now that the animals have all gone?", yelled Noah.

16/07/21 12:04:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

"Barry, that's not how underfloor solar heating works..."

16/07/21 12:03:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Man, that realtor wasn't lying when he said he could flip our house."

16/07/21 12:03:04

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Sorry that's the last one available we've had a high turn over on properties this year.

16/07/21 12:01:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

How is life since you moved in with Dorothy?

16/07/21 12:00:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Upstairs Downstairs

16/07/21 12:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"The house builders on the phone asking if we have a snagging list?"

16/07/21 17:29:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

That no roll together mattress is faulty

16/07/21 17:21:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

When you told me it was an upside down house, I didn't think you meant literally!

16/07/21 13:54:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"It's great, the only thing is though every time there's a flood we have to move somewhere else."

16/07/21 13:02:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Damn, did you get M.C. Escher to design this for you?"

16/07/21 12:10:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

CERN hadron collider deny freak earthquake having anything to do with them, they say probable cause was Gemma Collins jogging.

16/07/21 12:08:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

It's not that weird, I've seen stranger things...

16/07/21 12:05:12

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Buy it cheap sell it on , I have been flipping houses for ages.

16/07/21 12:04:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Dave likes his eggs over easy but had to improvise when he couldn't find his spatula.

16/07/21 12:03:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Very funny Gulliver. Can you put us the right way up now please?"

16/07/21 12:02:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

A scene from MC Escher's "Little House of the Prairie"

16/07/21 12:01:44

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

The owner has upside downs syndrome.

16/07/21 12:01:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Corona Virus has turned the housing market upside down.

16/07/21 12:01:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Christopher Nolan's Grand Designs'"

16/07/21 12:00:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"How's the new house Dave?"

"Pretty good, except I make a right mess every time I use the toilet."

16/07/21 12:00:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

It doubles as a witch's headstone.

16/07/21 12:00:22

 
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