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Stephen Bean	lol Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05	19

Paul Reeve	"Dave if you slip and end up in hospital paralysed, would you like me to take care of your wife's sexual needs?" 04/03/20 13:44:26	11

Tony Edwards	The Buster Keaton School of Decorating. 04/03/20 12:34:00	9

Neil Mackenzie	Dave's injury claim for multiple broken bones stated that he fell from the third step of the step ladder, that the ladder had been fully extended, and that he had someone to steady the ladder. 04/03/20 18:41:24	8

Rachel P	🎵 Stairway to Heaven 🎵 04/03/20 12:04:53	8

Vanessa the Guesser	Painting by Numbskulls 04/03/20 12:00:35	5

The Wolf	"I'm gonna squash this f-cking mosquito if it's the last thing I do" 04/03/20 12:00:06	1 5
Ironically, upon falling, he did just that. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf	"You'd better hold the ladder, Dave. You know what it's like these days. Bloody health and safety gone mad"¦" 04/03/20 12:00:18	4

Mark Wilson	Get a move on Steve, we need to get this all looking good as those Health & Safety people will be here any minute. 04/03/20 15:48:59	3

Troompa Loompa	"I told you this was a totally crazy idea....the magnolia would've looked much nicer." 04/03/20 12:12:08	3

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