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Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

Absolut beginner.

16/11/21 20:04:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5410Crunchy Chords

In kapitalist country, father drink becoss baby won't stop crying. In Soviet Russia baby drink becoss father won't stop crying.

16/11/21 20:00:20

 
Joe Vote score: 1781Joe

I came home with a 6ft blonde, she took off her coat and inside was a 5ft blonde... then a 4ft blonde...

16/11/21 20:14:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

They throw up so fast.

16/11/21 20:00:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5410Crunchy Chords

"Alexei, all your heavy drinking worries me."
"Be quiet, woman, you are not my wife, you are just a plaything to me."

16/11/21 20:05:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16531Vanessa the Guesser

Tol Story

16/11/21 20:00:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"F-ck it. The comrades won't like it but Russian TV is awful. Put Friends on."

16/11/21 21:47:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

Crawl Marx

16/11/21 20:19:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Oh shit, tastes like Novichok. I knew I shouldn't have kicked Vladimir's son in the balls at nursery."

16/11/21 20:15:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16531Vanessa the Guesser

Toys R Ussr

16/11/21 20:04:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6590Karyn Harrison

"No offence Dimitri, but when I ordered a Rusky I was expecting one of those round biscuity things."

16/11/21 20:20:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

''You haven't stopped burping and farting for the last half hour. Do you have to be so volga?''

16/11/21 20:19:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

Boris Yeltsin soon realised that vodka tasted better than milk.

16/11/21 20:05:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5421Stu Dent

Dolly Mixers

16/11/21 20:05:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5421Stu Dent

So as I was saying, My mom just don't understand me

16/11/21 20:04:35

 
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