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Al Overy Vote score: 15230Al Overy

Phones 4ewe

23/10/22 7:00:10

John Harrison Vote score: 2288John Harrison

"...and the vet said it's probably tinnitus."

23/10/22 7:26:39

Vivvy En Vote score: 11206Vivvy En

"Hello, HELLO? Speak up please, I'm mutton Jeff."

23/10/22 7:32:58, edited: 23/10/22 7:34:08

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 11133Hercules Rockefeller

Hello Dolly

23/10/22 7:02:47

John  Glover Vote score: 22834John Glover

"Have you seen them before?"
"I'm not sure, their faces ring a bell."

23/10/22 11:28:40

David  Michael Vote score: 673David Michael

Sorry, I can't take your call right now, please leave your message after the bleat.

23/10/22 7:03:11

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15286Mr Dome

- So what's the diagnosis vet?
- Ringworm

23/10/22 10:25:44

Nigel Marshall Vote score: 973Nigel Marshall

Cut down on mobiles, ewes a lambline

23/10/22 8:33:41

Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

''Who called?''

''The slaughterhouse. Our number's up.''

23/10/22 7:18:57

Stephen Bean Vote score: 29564Stephen Bean

Call baaing

23/10/22 7:37:59

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 7066Scrijjy Doo

Is your phone company fleecing you?

23/10/22 7:23:06

Ian Skelding Vote score: 30643Ian Skelding

“They’re all going to hang up sooner or later.”

23/10/22 7:11:08

Craig Eddsenior Vote score: 2401Craig Eddsenior

Ewe rang?

23/10/22 7:00:33

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14143Neil Mackenzie

The number you require is 07
Wait a minute while I get a pen.

23/10/22 20:23:39

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15286Mr Dome

These sheep are phoney

23/10/22 10:28:20

alexandra ball Vote score: 2132alexandra ball

It's for ewe.

23/10/22 9:26:32

Ethy Vote score: 2708Ethy

“Hi, please can you get the vet to visit. My sheep are looking ropey.”

23/10/22 8:11:36

Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

''Pant, gasp, sigh, groan................''

''That Welsh farmer is back on the phone again.''

23/10/22 7:36:13

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 934Paul Gledhill

"... and can you please delete my number from your database you are just trying to fleece me. Ewe herd me?"

23/10/22 7:31:12

Al Overy Vote score: 15230Al Overy

🎶 The head of the herd was calling... 🎶

23/10/22 7:00:40

vincent hefter Vote score: 1398vincent hefter

Padded Headphones
------------ o ------------
I rang their necks
But there was no reply -
If they don't pick up,
Then they'll never die...
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(they're not as daft as they look)

23/10/22 7:00:12

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