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Don Quixhopeless
Don Quixhopeless
Tony Edwards
Except Mrs Walliams.
Except Mrs Walliams.
alexandra ball
Theres no such thing as a free launch.
There's no such thing as a free launch.
Tony Edwards
Mary was the shame of her Glaswegian family. Nine years old and still couldnt manage half a bottle of vodka.
Mary was the shame of her Glaswegian family. Nine years old and still couldn't manage half a bottle of vodka.
Lucky Elperro
"They claim to have lost their gramophone." "Is it a windup?"
"They claim to have lost their gramophone."

"Is it a windup?"
Vanessa the Guesser
When I was little my dad used visual aids to help explain the birds and the bees. Im 48 now and still a virgin.
When I was little my dad used visual aids to help explain the birds and the bees. I'm 48 now and still a virgin.
James Lennox
"Thats the last time I go to that safari park. The monkeys are lethal"
"That's the last time I go to that safari park. The monkeys are lethal"
Mark England
Breaking News: A suspected burglary has been spotted in the wing mirror of a crime patrol car. Police are looking into it.
Breaking News: A suspected burglary has been spotted in the wing mirror of a crime patrol car. Police are looking into it.
Dave Bryan
Returning unwanted gifts from IKEA can be dramatic.
Returning unwanted gifts from IKEA can be dramatic.
Chris Keegan
And so we named her Ivy..
And so we named her Ivy..
Vanessa the Guesser
Floodlights.
Floodlights.
Kenny Ireland
"A A Captain!"
"A A Captain!"
Stephen Bean
Thanks love, wheres yours?
Thanks love, where's yours?
alexandra ball
Mark Wilson buys a new car after the Wolf mistakenly transfers £50,000.
Mark Wilson buys a new car after the Wolf mistakenly transfers £50,000.
Stephen Bean
I only get my leg over once a year too.
I only get my leg over once a year too.
James Lennox
Yipee, Christmas Day! I wonder what photo captioneers have chosen to fill each other with Christmas cheer....... oh.
Yipee, Christmas Day! I wonder what photo captioneers have chosen to fill each other with Christmas cheer....... oh.
Stephen Bean
Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!!
Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!!

Guideaux .
Fallen angel
Fallen angel
Tony Edwards
Sadly, not only is he an alcoholic but he is also a heroin addict. He eats, shoots and leaves.
Sadly, not only is he an alcoholic but he is also a heroin addict. He eats, shoots and leaves.
Dave Bryan
"I was really enjoying my date with Edward Scissorhands...until he got horny"
"I was really enjoying my date with Edward Scissorhands...until he got horny"
The Wolf
The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis.
The only thing I hate more than Nazis is double Nazis.
Scrijjy Doo
"A shame his parents didnt have enough foresight to use one themselves."
"A shame his parents didn't have enough foresight to use one themselves."
Hercules Rockefeller
"Watch out, Frosty! Hes armed and dangerous."
"Watch out, Frosty! He's armed and dangerous."
Vivvy En
"So, Sue died when her quad bike went into the river?" "No, just after she connected the jump leads."
"So, Sue died when her quad bike went into the river?"

"No, just after she connected the jump leads."

Al Overy
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