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"Now, if youll all sit quietly, Ill explain which bone is connected to which without making a song and dance about it."
"Now, if you'll all sit quietly, I'll explain which bone is connected to which without making a song and dance about it."
Al Overy
Forget Me Nut
Forget Me Nut
Troompa Loompa
"This disease just keeps multiplying like, well... you know."
"This disease just keeps multiplying like, well... you know."
Crunchy Chords
🎵 Bright eye..
🎵 Bright eye..
Mr Dome
Hannibal Lecters haemorrhoids were a bit disturbing.
Hannibal Lecter's haemorrhoids were a bit disturbing.
The Wolf
"Sir, hands up and dont move. Were taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horses face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"
"Sir, hands up and don't move. We're taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horse's face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"
The Wolf
"I dont no how they managed to flush him down the toilet"
"I don't no how they managed to flush him down the toilet"
Mark Wilson
Troompa Loompa ordered a DNA kit to establish which child was his.
Troompa Loompa ordered a DNA kit to establish which child was his.
Nina Dutton
I only bought the jumper three months ago and its already too small for him. Kids grow up so quick these days.
''I only bought the jumper three months ago and it's already too small for him. Kids grow up so quick these days.''
Dave Bryan
"I dont know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid" "Yeah, me too"...*cough*
"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid"

"Yeah, me too"...*cough*
The Wolf
She works in the intensive scare unit.
She works in the intensive scare unit.
Dave Bryan
Just do it I cant Just press the bloody thing I know I should but I cant do it Just do it But the vote will knock my caption off the top.
Just do it
I can't
Just press the bloody thing
I know I should but I can't do it
Just do it
But the vote will knock my caption off the top.
Tony S
Ratachewy
Ratachewy
Ellen Duncalf
"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping"
"Call it off Sarge. The supposed kidnap is just a child sleeping"
Mark England
Horoscope: Stay away from Aries.
Horoscope: Stay away from Aries.
Scrijjy Doo
At age 91, Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon, takes a nostaligic stroll down Londons Oxford street.
At age 91, Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon, takes a nostaligic stroll down London's Oxford street.
Lucky Elperro
Lynne Guine
Lynne Guine
stone face
"Now, where did I leave that box?"
"Now, where did I leave that box?"
Michael Winner
"Youre home early."
"You're home early."
Hercules Rockefeller
Nescafé Ghouled Blend
Nescafé Ghouled Blend
Stephen Bean
Eskimower
Eskimower
Vanessa the Guesser
They wont get far. The engines got a leek.
They won't get far. The engine's got a leek.
Vanessa the Guesser
Im sorry we are going to have to cancel the seance this is a letter from the bailiffs and we have been repossessed
I'm sorry we are going to have to cancel the seance this is a letter from the bailiffs and we have been repossessed
Tony S
"Darling, it doesnt matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster wont come out"
"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out"
The Wolf
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