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Camp David

27/03/17 20:00:36

"That's SERGEANT Little Teapot to you".

27/03/17 20:05:02

Sergeant: "I doubt if my privates will stand at attention for you girls."

27/03/17 20:55:01

Tracy quickly realised she'd have to buy herself a cucumber after all.

27/03/17 20:25:05

I used to be in the Marines...all of them

27/03/17 21:01:45

"Are you sure you didn't mean to join the Navy?"

27/03/17 20:52:16

Brokeback Mountie

27/03/17 22:52:23

"What's your name?" "Don't tell him Dike"

27/03/17 22:47:24

G*A*S*H

27/03/17 21:37:21

Sale of the Sentry

27/03/17 20:50:59

"Oh yeah? You and whose army?"

27/03/17 20:31:10

Army Camp
(nod to 20:00:36)

27/03/17 20:03:59

How to pose on the catwalk.

29/03/17 23:39:37

Hold that thought ladies-I can't hold it in any longer - I've got to go pee.

29/03/17 23:32:10

Now if you were Terrorists you might be expecting a full frontal assault, but I would sneak round and bash your back doors in.

29/03/17 16:26:20

There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay.

28/03/17 8:41:05

Minnie a Polys

27/03/17 22:47:19

"Oh you are awful...but I like you."

27/03/17 21:13:31

"So I'm going out tonight, please can I borrow your Gold silk dress with the matching Jimmy Chews Roy."

27/03/17 20:30:00

'Yes, well, I had to leave SWAT and join TWAT. I'm not sure why, really.'

27/03/17 20:28:06

Fifty Shades of Gay

27/03/17 20:23:31

'Oooh, I like it best when we all shout DUCK! DUCK! And as for feeling a sharp pointy thing ...'

27/03/17 20:22:01

"I bet these soldiers 'like it up em' ."

27/03/17 20:18:12

Sometimes, the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' question is irrelevant.

27/03/17 20:15:46

"What a gay day!"

27/03/17 20:04:36

"Ooh, get her, whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, 2,3, I'll scratch your eyes out."

27/03/17 20:00:14