£15
WINNER

" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon.
And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, what's you call it, I'm going to.."

"Banger, sir."

"Steady on Smithers, it's our first date."

01/10/19 21:05:24

"Careful Jonty. There's a policeman sketching speeding motorists in that layby up ahead."

01/10/19 20:01:54

"Sir, that's not the handbrake"

01/10/19 20:16:27

Ah, the good old days. Smoking, no seat belts, casual unprotected sex ...

01/10/19 20:04:51

"Slow down a bit Jeeves, there's a crazy modern world approaching"

01/10/19 20:02:16

"Faster Honey ... aim straight at the one in the homophobic T-shirt."

01/10/19 20:00:32

Hooray Henry Ford

01/10/19 20:31:47

Oh! MG

01/10/19 20:04:50

"Don't worry about those homeless folk on the pavement, I have dinner reservations…"

01/10/19 23:39:53

"Let's land Chitty down there, I think I see Miss Scrumptious and the children."
"Fine, just don't try that horrid accent like you did in 'Mary Poppins'."

01/10/19 20:00:12

"Dear God! Don't you know cigarette smoke is carcinogenic? Drive faster man!"

01/10/19 21:31:28

"Alfred, now that you've hit six pedestrians, don't you think it's time to remove my side of the vehicle from the pavement?"

01/10/19 20:53:56

"Well, Lady Montgomery did say to tip the driver..."

01/10/19 20:23:44

"Get one's trousers on, you're nicked."

01/10/19 20:21:03

"Quick Fraser crank up the Bullingdon mobile. The natives are getting restless."

David Cameron speeds away from the Brexit shitstorm he's caused.

01/10/19 20:17:54

M.G.Wodehouse

01/10/19 20:09:09

The Wacky Baccy Races

01/10/19 20:01:49

Noddy and Big Ears, the Teenage Years

01/10/19 20:01:01

"Steady on Royce, you don't want to roll it...By Jove, what spiffing name for a motor car...The Royce Rolls!"

01/10/19 20:00:24

"I'm looking forward to visiting all the potholes I've heard so much about."

02/10/19 19:02:54

Get to the pumps, they’re putting the price up from two shillings a gallon, to two shillings and tuppence after tonight.

02/10/19 6:55:43

Black to the future

01/10/19 23:18:33

Meals on Wheels - The Emergency Response Spaghetti Swallow.

01/10/19 21:08:00

Mercedes-Bends

01/10/19 20:03:42

Driving Mr Dizzy

01/10/19 20:00:23

“We’re not in Kansas anymore Toto.”'

04/10/19 23:41:13

Tin Lizzy turbulence.

04/10/19 23:38:40

Young Winston Churchills first conveyance.

04/10/19 23:37:24

OO7- the early years.

04/10/19 23:32:31

Chitty Chitty bang bang.

04/10/19 23:28:35

The half-price Doritos were not going to buy themselves from the late shop

02/10/19 15:16:41

"We'd get there quicker, Hudson, if you drove in a straight line"

02/10/19 11:00:25

'One just hopes the bungee cord is strong enough'

02/10/19 6:53:02

More haste, less weed...

02/10/19 6:20:24

You can get one in any color you want... as long as it's black or white.

02/10/19 5:00:05

Driving Miss Guided

02/10/19 2:01:37

"I love these type of parties. This car and our clothes are all classed as vintage now James."
"I am aware of that Sir, just like my wages.

02/10/19 1:17:58

Zero Shades of Grey

02/10/19 0:58:26

Fag racing

02/10/19 0:04:38

When did the pink panther meet Churchill ?

01/10/19 23:35:51

Careful old fruit you're going to hit those bollaaaAAAAARDS!!

01/10/19 23:26:45

♪ The long and winding road ♪

01/10/19 23:21:49

"I'm taking Boris to Brussels" said Jacob Rees-Mogg

01/10/19 23:00:02

£10
WINNER

"Oh I say, I do like being driven around by Watkins.
He's such a spliffing driver."

01/10/19 22:43:58

Smoking dope can slow your inhibitions, but speed kills too!

01/10/19 22:02:04

"You do realise you're sitting my hand, Johnson ?"
"I realised as soon as you started playing air guitar, sir."

"Two hours ago."

01/10/19 21:21:38

"aah! Bisto"

01/10/19 21:16:25

Weaves and Booster.

01/10/19 20:38:25

Warning: Smoking drugs whilst driving can make you feel tipsy.

01/10/19 20:29:36

"To the Toffmobile!"

01/10/19 20:19:06

Faster Smithers before they run out of free Costa's

01/10/19 20:05:56

The butler slid it

01/10/19 20:05:38

"Oh look darling, it's one of those 'A*** D***** posters', I can remember coming up with the slogan for that. Who would have thought it would have become as big as the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' range, making Mark Daly a millionaire. Oh well, at least I got my tenner"

01/10/19 20:01:00

Roll-Royce

01/10/19 20:00:46

"Don't worry Mr Montague, I'll get you there on time."
" I wouldn't bank on it."

01/10/19 20:00:35

Jeeves, how many times have I told you not to smoke dope while you are driving me?

01/10/19 20:00:08