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" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon.  And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, whats you call it, Im going to.."  "Banger, sir."  "Steady on Smithers, its our first date."
" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon.  And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, whats you call it, Im going to.."  "Banger, sir."  "Steady on Smithers, its our first date."  photo | portfolio
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stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

£15
WINNER

" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon.
And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, what's you call it, I'm going to.."

"Banger, sir."

"Steady on Smithers, it's our first date."

01/10/19 21:05:24

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...and again - well done (well deserved!) :) --ant knee
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

"Careful Jonty. There's a policeman sketching speeding motorists in that layby up ahead."

01/10/19 20:01:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

"Sir, that's not the handbrake"

01/10/19 20:16:27

 1
Well that's not the cigarette lighter receptacle. --Scrijjy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

Ah, the good old days. Smoking, no seat belts, casual unprotected sex ...

01/10/19 20:04:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Slow down a bit Jeeves, there's a crazy modern world approaching"

01/10/19 20:02:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Faster Honey ... aim straight at the one in the homophobic T-shirt."

01/10/19 20:00:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Hooray Henry Ford

01/10/19 20:31:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Oh! MG

01/10/19 20:04:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"Don't worry about those homeless folk on the pavement, I have dinner reservations…"

01/10/19 23:39:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

"Let's land Chitty down there, I think I see Miss Scrumptious and the children."
"Fine, just don't try that horrid accent like you did in 'Mary Poppins'."

01/10/19 20:00:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Dear God! Don't you know cigarette smoke is carcinogenic? Drive faster man!"

01/10/19 21:31:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Alfred, now that you've hit six pedestrians, don't you think it's time to remove my side of the vehicle from the pavement?"

01/10/19 20:53:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Well, Lady Montgomery did say to tip the driver..."

01/10/19 20:23:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"Get one's trousers on, you're nicked."

01/10/19 20:21:03

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"Quick Fraser crank up the Bullingdon mobile. The natives are getting restless."

David Cameron speeds away from the Brexit shitstorm he's caused.

01/10/19 20:17:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

M.G.Wodehouse

01/10/19 20:09:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

The Wacky Baccy Races

01/10/19 20:01:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

Noddy and Big Ears, the Teenage Years

01/10/19 20:01:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Steady on Royce, you don't want to roll it...By Jove, what spiffing name for a motor car...The Royce Rolls!"

01/10/19 20:00:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm looking forward to visiting all the potholes I've heard so much about."

02/10/19 19:02:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

Get to the pumps, they’re putting the price up from two shillings a gallon, to two shillings and tuppence after tonight.

02/10/19 6:55:43

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

Black to the future

01/10/19 23:18:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5608Glyn Evans

Meals on Wheels - The Emergency Response Spaghetti Swallow.

01/10/19 21:08:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Mercedes-Bends

01/10/19 20:03:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Driving Mr Dizzy

01/10/19 20:00:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

“We’re not in Kansas anymore Toto.”'

04/10/19 23:41:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Tin Lizzy turbulence.

04/10/19 23:38:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Young Winston Churchills first conveyance.

04/10/19 23:37:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

OO7- the early years.

04/10/19 23:32:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Chitty Chitty bang bang.

04/10/19 23:28:35

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

The half-price Doritos were not going to buy themselves from the late shop

02/10/19 15:16:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

"We'd get there quicker, Hudson, if you drove in a straight line"

02/10/19 11:00:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

'One just hopes the bungee cord is strong enough'

02/10/19 6:53:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

More haste, less weed...

02/10/19 6:20:24

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 317Charles Gilbert

You can get one in any color you want... as long as it's black or white.

02/10/19 5:00:05

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 422Generic RedHead

Driving Miss Guided

02/10/19 2:01:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

"I love these type of parties. This car and our clothes are all classed as vintage now James."
"I am aware of that Sir, just like my wages.

02/10/19 1:17:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Zero Shades of Grey

02/10/19 0:58:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 560Dot Old

Fag racing

02/10/19 0:04:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

When did the pink panther meet Churchill ?

01/10/19 23:35:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

Careful old fruit you're going to hit those bollaaaAAAAARDS!!

01/10/19 23:26:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

♪ The long and winding road ♪

01/10/19 23:21:49

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

"I'm taking Boris to Brussels" said Jacob Rees-Mogg

01/10/19 23:00:02

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

£10
WINNER

"Oh I say, I do like being driven around by Watkins.
He's such a spliffing driver."

01/10/19 22:43:58

 2
Please see forum post for why this was my choice of caption for the £10 prize - Mark Daly --Mark Daly
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Smoking dope can slow your inhibitions, but speed kills too!

01/10/19 22:02:04

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"You do realise you're sitting my hand, Johnson ?"
"I realised as soon as you started playing air guitar, sir."

"Two hours ago."

01/10/19 21:21:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

"aah! Bisto"

01/10/19 21:16:25

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4736Chris Halliwell

Weaves and Booster.

01/10/19 20:38:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Warning: Smoking drugs whilst driving can make you feel tipsy.

01/10/19 20:29:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"To the Toffmobile!"

01/10/19 20:19:06

 1
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

Faster Smithers before they run out of free Costa's

01/10/19 20:05:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

The butler slid it

01/10/19 20:05:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"Oh look darling, it's one of those 'A*** D***** posters', I can remember coming up with the slogan for that. Who would have thought it would have become as big as the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' range, making Mark Daly a millionaire. Oh well, at least I got my tenner"

01/10/19 20:01:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Roll-Royce

01/10/19 20:00:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Don't worry Mr Montague, I'll get you there on time."
" I wouldn't bank on it."

01/10/19 20:00:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 1061Molly R

Jeeves, how many times have I told you not to smoke dope while you are driving me?

01/10/19 20:00:08

 
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