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£15WINNER
" God damn Smithers, hurry it up. I must get to Lady Blithesworth soon. And if I do get to her in this old, worn out, what's you call it, I'm going to..""Banger, sir.""Steady on Smithers, it's our first date."
01/10/19 20:05:24
"Careful Jonty. There's a policeman sketching speeding motorists in that layby up ahead."
01/10/19 19:01:54
"Sir, that's not the handbrake"
01/10/19 19:16:27
Ah, the good old days. Smoking, no seat belts, casual unprotected sex ...
01/10/19 19:04:51
"Slow down a bit Jeeves, there's a crazy modern world approaching"
01/10/19 19:02:16
"Faster Honey ... aim straight at the one in the homophobic T-shirt."
01/10/19 19:00:32
Hooray Henry Ford
01/10/19 19:31:47
Oh! MG
01/10/19 19:04:50
"Don't worry about those homeless folk on the pavement, I have dinner reservations…"
01/10/19 22:39:53
01/10/19 19:00:12
"Dear God! Don't you know cigarette smoke is carcinogenic? Drive faster man!"
01/10/19 20:31:28
"Alfred, now that you've hit six pedestrians, don't you think it's time to remove my side of the vehicle from the pavement?"
01/10/19 19:53:56
"Well, Lady Montgomery did say to tip the driver..."
01/10/19 19:23:44
"Get one's trousers on, you're nicked."
01/10/19 19:21:03
"Quick Fraser crank up the Bullingdon mobile. The natives are getting restless."David Cameron speeds away from the Brexit shitstorm he's caused.
01/10/19 19:17:54
M.G.Wodehouse
01/10/19 19:09:09
The Wacky Baccy Races
01/10/19 19:01:49
Noddy and Big Ears, the Teenage Years
01/10/19 19:01:01
"Steady on Royce, you don't want to roll it...By Jove, what spiffing name for a motor car...The Royce Rolls!"
01/10/19 19:00:24
"I'm looking forward to visiting all the potholes I've heard so much about."
02/10/19 18:02:54
Get to the pumps, they’re putting the price up from two shillings a gallon, to two shillings and tuppence after tonight.
02/10/19 5:55:43
Black to the future
01/10/19 22:18:33
Meals on Wheels - The Emergency Response Spaghetti Swallow.
01/10/19 20:08:00
Mercedes-Bends
01/10/19 19:03:42
Driving Mr Dizzy
01/10/19 19:00:23
“We’re not in Kansas anymore Toto.”'
04/10/19 22:41:13
Tin Lizzy turbulence.
04/10/19 22:38:40
Young Winston Churchills first conveyance.
04/10/19 22:37:24
OO7- the early years.
04/10/19 22:32:31
Chitty Chitty bang bang.
04/10/19 22:28:35
The half-price Doritos were not going to buy themselves from the late shop
02/10/19 14:16:41
"We'd get there quicker, Hudson, if you drove in a straight line"
02/10/19 10:00:25
'One just hopes the bungee cord is strong enough'
02/10/19 5:53:02
More haste, less weed...
02/10/19 5:20:24
You can get one in any color you want... as long as it's black or white.
02/10/19 4:00:05
Driving Miss Guided
02/10/19 1:01:37
"I love these type of parties. This car and our clothes are all classed as vintage now James.""I am aware of that Sir, just like my wages.
02/10/19 0:17:58
Zero Shades of Grey
01/10/19 23:58:26
Fag racing
01/10/19 23:04:38
When did the pink panther meet Churchill ?
01/10/19 22:35:51
Careful old fruit you're going to hit those bollaaaAAAAARDS!!
01/10/19 22:26:45
♪ The long and winding road ♪
01/10/19 22:21:49
"I'm taking Boris to Brussels" said Jacob Rees-Mogg
01/10/19 22:00:02
£10WINNER
"Oh I say, I do like being driven around by Watkins.He's such a spliffing driver."
01/10/19 21:43:58
Smoking dope can slow your inhibitions, but speed kills too!
01/10/19 21:02:04
"You do realise you're sitting my hand, Johnson ?" "I realised as soon as you started playing air guitar, sir.""Two hours ago."
01/10/19 20:21:38
"aah! Bisto"
01/10/19 20:16:25
Weaves and Booster.
01/10/19 19:38:25
Warning: Smoking drugs whilst driving can make you feel tipsy.
01/10/19 19:29:36
"To the Toffmobile!"
01/10/19 19:19:06
Faster Smithers before they run out of free Costa's
01/10/19 19:05:56
The butler slid it
01/10/19 19:05:38
"Oh look darling, it's one of those 'A*** D***** posters', I can remember coming up with the slogan for that. Who would have thought it would have become as big as the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' range, making Mark Daly a millionaire. Oh well, at least I got my tenner"
01/10/19 19:01:00
Roll-Royce
01/10/19 19:00:46
"Don't worry Mr Montague, I'll get you there on time."" I wouldn't bank on it."
01/10/19 19:00:35
Jeeves, how many times have I told you not to smoke dope while you are driving me?
01/10/19 19:00:08
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