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This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.
22/05/17 16:20:45
Kunte Slinke
22/05/17 14:44:46
"I told you if you bring any more trouble home I'd ring your bloody neck."
22/05/17 11:47:47
Lord of the rings.
22/05/17 11:24:40
NeckerCHIEF
22/05/17 11:00:41
I picked it up in the spring sale
22/05/17 15:53:22
Mtambe not only had the biggest nose bone, but he also had the longest neck in his village, which was another feather in his cap.
22/05/17 11:44:03
He's got a brass neck wearing that hat
22/05/17 11:01:26
"Has anyone seen my family size tin of Heinz Lentil Soup and my banana?"
22/05/17 11:00:17
This is Tom who has a twin brother Harry. After meeting them and marvelling at how they have extended their necks, I had to ask would it work on Dick?
23/05/17 6:09:42
Frank had bought the cock rings as a job lot. Unfortunately, they were all undersized.
22/05/17 14:52:17
"Dave, you really need to see someone about your pathological fear of hanging."
22/05/17 14:08:48
"Oi, what are you looking at? Wind your neck in".
22/05/17 11:41:04
Not impressed,They made me do that....😇
23/05/17 5:45:31
Mark Twain Jr. opened an African stretch limo company.
22/05/17 20:43:35
"I may be sticking my neck out-but didn't you request on dating someone on the wild side."
22/05/17 20:19:19
They call him 'Waspy'
22/05/17 20:13:07
Inventor of door stop: "I never made a wedge"
22/05/17 18:20:26
Competition for World's Longest Neck ends with a tie
22/05/17 17:32:10
"You really do have a phobia about vampires, don't you?"(Nod to 16:31:09, but I still don't understand why a joke about a vampire is the same as a joke about a cannibal)
22/05/17 16:47:35
"Will you stop going to the witch doctor about your bad neck and go to a proper physiotherapist."
22/05/17 16:33:20
The lengths some men will go to to give themselves a blow job.
22/05/17 16:21:50
Courting cannibals take precautions against love bites.
22/05/17 15:31:09
....... because not everyone has a t.v. or smart phone to keep them entertained.
22/05/17 15:03:00
"Coiling all tribal chiefs, coiling all tribal chiefs."
22/05/17 14:59:33
A tribe lacking proficient unicyclists but blessed with epic jugulars
22/05/17 14:16:45
"It's a bit uncomfortable but my head stays still when I go over potholes."
22/05/17 14:06:20
Prince Otembe couldn't get hold of any cannabis, but he had alternative means of getting high.
22/05/17 13:33:08
'I bought the wife a store card for Accessorize and this is what happens. I'm sick of it.'
22/05/17 13:09:57
"Have you been injured at work?I broke my thumb and received one acre of forest and five suckling pigs.For more information on how to claim, give me a RING on 555 smoke scream 728."
22/05/17 11:57:56
Retirement seems to be suiting Geoffrey Palmer quite well.
22/05/17 11:40:09
"Hey Chioke! Would it not be easier just to wash your genitals?!"
22/05/17 11:32:19
Stretch arm thong
22/05/17 11:27:40
A little more education is required when it comes to treating Cholera.
22/05/17 11:24:14
African hoopla champion.
22/05/17 11:22:03
You're having african Giraffe!
22/05/17 11:00:50
Neckrofilliac
22/05/17 11:00:09