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Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

£50
WINNER

This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.

22/05/17 17:20:45

 11
Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20530Ian Skelding

Kunte Slinke

22/05/17 15:44:46

 1
lol! --Welsh Rarebit
John  Glover Vote score: 18826John Glover

"I told you if you bring any more trouble home I'd ring your bloody neck."

22/05/17 12:47:47

 2
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Lord of the rings.

22/05/17 12:24:40

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

NeckerCHIEF

22/05/17 12:00:41

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

I picked it up in the spring sale

22/05/17 16:53:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12364Dan Nicholls

Mtambe not only had the biggest nose bone, but he also had the longest neck in his village, which was another feather in his cap.

22/05/17 12:44:03

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

He's got a brass neck wearing that hat

22/05/17 12:01:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

"Has anyone seen my family size tin of Heinz Lentil Soup and my banana?"

22/05/17 12:00:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9105Neil Mackenzie

This is Tom who has a twin brother Harry. After meeting them and marvelling at how they have extended their necks, I had to ask would it work on Dick?

23/05/17 7:09:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Frank had bought the cock rings as a job lot. Unfortunately, they were all undersized.

22/05/17 15:52:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

"Dave, you really need to see someone about your pathological fear of hanging."

22/05/17 15:08:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7966Vanessa the Guesser

"Oi, what are you looking at? Wind your neck in".

22/05/17 12:41:04

 
John  O Ring John O Ring

Not impressed,They made me do that....😇

23/05/17 6:45:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1224larry G.

Mark Twain Jr. opened an African stretch limo company.

22/05/17 21:43:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1224larry G.

"I may be sticking my neck out-but didn't you request on dating someone on the wild side."

22/05/17 21:19:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6535Mr Dome

They call him 'Waspy'

22/05/17 21:13:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Inventor of door stop: "I never made a wedge"

22/05/17 19:20:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Competition for World's Longest Neck ends with a tie

22/05/17 18:32:10

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You really do have a phobia about vampires, don't you?"


(Nod to 16:31:09, but I still don't understand why a joke about a vampire is the same as a joke about a cannibal)

22/05/17 17:47:35

 3
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Will you stop going to the witch doctor about your bad neck and go to a proper physiotherapist."

22/05/17 17:33:20

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

The lengths some men will go to to give themselves a blow job.

22/05/17 17:21:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Courting cannibals take precautions against love bites.

22/05/17 16:31:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

....... because not everyone has a t.v. or smart phone to keep them entertained.

22/05/17 16:03:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20530Ian Skelding

"Coiling all tribal chiefs, coiling all tribal chiefs."

22/05/17 15:59:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

A tribe lacking proficient unicyclists but blessed with epic jugulars

22/05/17 15:16:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20530Ian Skelding

"It's a bit uncomfortable but my head stays still when I go over potholes."

22/05/17 15:06:20

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Prince Otembe couldn't get hold of any cannabis, but he had alternative means of getting high.

22/05/17 14:33:08

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'I bought the wife a store card for Accessorize and this is what happens. I'm sick of it.'

22/05/17 14:09:57

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Have you been injured at work?
I broke my thumb and received one acre of forest and five suckling pigs.
For more information on how to claim, give me a RING on 555 smoke scream 728."

22/05/17 12:57:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12364Dan Nicholls

Retirement seems to be suiting Geoffrey Palmer quite well.

22/05/17 12:40:09

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Hey Chioke! Would it not be easier just to wash your genitals?!"

22/05/17 12:32:19

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Stretch arm thong

22/05/17 12:27:40

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

A little more education is required when it comes to treating Cholera.

22/05/17 12:24:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29184Tony Edwards

African hoopla champion.

22/05/17 12:22:03

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

You're having african Giraffe!

22/05/17 12:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

Neckrofilliac

22/05/17 12:00:09

 
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