lol

This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.

22/05/17 17:20:45

lol x2

Once I passed that sign I thought I could start driving normally again.

11/05/17 21:13:48

Church fete ends in chaos, police investigate student cake stall.

06/05/17 19:04:19

....."and the cone has miraculously dis......oh"

17/07/17 15:11:57

Tips on lifting the world's largest sim card.

27/06/17 14:26:03

A direct line can be traced back through history from the kid at A & E with a saucepan on his head right back to medieval times.

25/06/17 10:25:37

The radio might be portable but look at the size of the battery !

06/06/17 21:56:51

BBC refute accusations that Question Time has dumbed down.

07/05/17 19:57:45

Some artistic licence taken with the new Dunkirk movie I see.

03/08/17 21:29:55

"Oh what a beautiful spot" said Jenny as she stepped from the enchanted forest "and what does it say on that tree stump ? West Ham are shit"

08/07/17 8:23:07

My 20th year at college but I got a good feeling this could be the year I graduate.

13/07/17 22:31:36

A touching monument that perfectly encapsulates the horror of getting onto the beaches only to find the Germans have already taken the sun loungers.

13/07/17 7:00:39

The bullet vibrator was leaving the quality testers distinctly underwhelmed.

05/06/17 22:51:38

Never heard of being turfed INTO bed.

03/05/17 22:18:36

Reminds me when I tried to bury my mother in law on the beach at Scarborough. Face down, but I didn't have a JCB handy.

30/07/17 16:40:50

Transatlantic ironing board challenge ends in predictable failure

12/06/17 12:44:23

Labour unveil Corbyn battlebus.

04/05/17 22:30:18

I remember the old days at the pictures, an usherette wearing a snorkel would come up from between your legs an offer you a raspberry ripple.

04/08/17 19:10:59

Springwatch is getting a bit Disneyfied these days

08/07/17 8:04:32

The intimidating demeanour, the stern expression, the stone cold stare...the sculpture is a bit frightening too.

18/05/17 20:06:00

Due to a mix up too complicated to explain, baggage handlers found themselves on pole for Grand Prix while Lewis Hamilton broke suitcases at Stansted.

10/05/17 17:55:54

Yes, that's lovely darling, mummy's just on the phone.

01/05/17 9:14:32

Recently released photo of Mother Teresa reveals a side she kept hidden from the world.

26/04/17 19:27:11

That's one way to get a pair of legs wrapped round your neck.

27/08/17 23:12:45

The amazing new breast enhancer - sucks even more than these captions.

21/08/17 20:59:02

With her career in the doldrums, Jeanette Kranky found her addictions spiralling out of control.

15/08/17 21:20:26

Heatwave claims another victim : Ben says Jerry would have wanted it this way.

07/08/17 10:20:01

" I'm just going outside I may be some tiiiiiiiiiiime !"

Nod to myself Wed 23:20:32
No one liked it then and no one will like it now.

03/08/17 21:35:25

Go to the 9th floor and you can see the world through Patrick Swayze's eyes.

16/07/17 11:43:17

We're gonna need a bigger Lego set.

15/07/17 12:30:17

It great when it's quiet like this, just you, me and tin foil as far as the eye can see.

08/07/17 7:55:52

Later they were assimilated into the hive and now produce ten pounds of honey a day.

30/06/17 20:45:07

Picked up this rare Ron Mael pin cushion on Sparks fan site. What a bargain.

19/06/17 21:27:41

A Tolkien fan's night out. Two beers for him and one for his inflatable girlfriend.

13/06/17 13:17:11

Anyone seen the guy who nicked our stereo ?

07/06/17 21:53:50

Makes you want to get out and enjoy nature don't it ?

27/05/17 21:42:14

"Don't worry", I said. "We can get a spag bol microwave meal instead, it'll taste just as good". I think she lives up north somewhere now.

19/05/17 10:09:43

While the demolition of White Hart Lane gathers speed, two life long fans continue their unique and moving tribute from the centre circle.

16/05/17 9:24:34

BT have a novel solution to demands for faster broadband.

12/05/17 8:56:58

Finally, something to make F1 interesting.

10/05/17 17:51:02

So how do you feel about kids ?
Can't stand them, why do you ask ?
Oh no reason, let's move over to one of the tables shall we.

09/05/17 19:37:44

The latest evidence to cast doubt on Darwinism.

07/05/17 19:56:57