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lol x2 creative clever 31/03/23 12:40:44		22 31
Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie --Glyn Evans
	Someone told Dave it was healthier to eat "whole foods" 29/05/23 12:51:01, edited: 29/05/23 12:51:45	16

	creative The nuns would become quite competitive when it came to changing fluorescent tubes in the monastery. 31/03/23 20:01:09	16

	Roadodendrons 24/05/23 20:00:29	13

	Should have used a firewall. 08/03/23 20:00:16	13

	Quick, cover his smile. It's more genuine than ours. Sun 7:22:25	12

	The world gran prix 24/03/23 20:12:28, edited: 24/03/23 20:15:57	11

	Guaranteed 100% Naturally sourced plastic from the world's oceans. 22/02/23 20:27:42, edited: 23/02/23 15:55:02	1 11
I like your caption and I'd like it more if you edit 'worlds' to 'world's'. --Dot Old
	You'll soon to be a slush puppy. 21/03/23 21:14:03	3 9
I will admit to feeling a little bit hard done by with this being top scored when the 3rd of 3 slush puppy captions (even after this had been pointed out). What makes it harder was the fact on the same picture I had done a walkies I the air ca... --Tony S
	Yes sir, the penthouse apartment comes with off street parking. 05/03/23 20:07:51, edited: 05/03/23 20:09:15	9

	Time and a half 02/03/23 20:15:13	9

	Paster Dave had an unorthodox way of performing a baptism. 06/03/23 10:02:37, edited: 06/03/23 10:04:23	8

	Ear Candy 04/03/23 20:00:34	8

	Improvements to the fire escape have been suspended. 25/04/23 9:31:06, edited: 25/04/23 9:33:35	7

	Another example of men being objectified by women. 🙄 01/04/23 12:02:49	7

	lol The pre fight banter was a bit below the belt.. "Hey Fatso when was the last time you saw your penis" 18/05/23 13:36:20, edited: 21/05/23 12:58:00	1 6
Hilarious caption. I know it's received votes but I'm sure no-one will mind if you add an r to the last you. --Stephen Bean
	So nice of them to put my cat litter in such a convenient place for me to poop. 18/05/23 8:25:09	6

	It's an absolute invasion of my hairspace. 08/05/23 20:03:56	6

	People on the way up are more informed than those on the way down. 23/04/23 12:14:15	6

	Moments later the lion had butterflies in his tummy. 26/03/23 20:03:43	6

	And what’s impressive is that it’s propelled by his own farts. 15/03/23 20:01:48	6

	clever Well I'm off to smash my head against a window for a while. You coming? Mon 12:08:25, edited: Mon 14:38:14	5

	She really is ‘out of her tree’. 14/05/23 20:00:24	5

	🎵 Holidays are coming 🎵 03/05/23 20:06:41, edited: 03/05/23 20:24:04	5

	Dave is so romantic, he would normally use the drive through. 29/04/23 20:13:21, edited: 29/04/23 20:17:42	5

	Tina really is at the centre of her own universe. 17/03/23 12:00:25	5

	Snow patrol. 12/03/23 20:00:14, edited: 12/03/23 20:00:35	5

	Dog achieves state of Nirvana 22/05/23 13:13:28	4

	Everyone was "doing the gherkin" back then, it was a pop sensation. 13/05/23 14:09:53	4

	After she went straight into a triple sulko. 02/05/23 20:41:58	4

	Western-super-Mare at low tide. 02/05/23 13:19:54, edited: 02/05/23 13:42:30	4

	Lockdown was especially hard on Superheroes. 21/04/23 20:09:18, edited: 21/04/23 20:41:26	4

	I think he needs to brush up on his drumming skills and maybe start rolling with it more. 21/03/23 15:12:49	4

	It's not hard to spot which one is Randy. 09/03/23 9:33:38	4

	Trying to walk in those would be dicey 25/02/23 20:09:31, edited: 25/02/23 20:16:36	4

	I always want to give the bird on reception a good squeeze. 17/02/23 8:57:08, edited: 17/02/23 10:57:55	4

	Nice. but you have to be well heeled to own one. 14/02/23 13:03:25	4

	Eye nailed it. Tue 20:06:20	3

	Even parks are feeling the pinch. Sun 15:36:17	3

	An old sea dog 30/05/23 8:00:30	3

	You don't look at all like your picture on Tinder. 15/05/23 20:30:54	3

	Chick with a hot ass. 12/05/23 20:03:29, edited: 12/05/23 20:11:14	3

	Eating at Burqa King I suppose. 09/05/23 8:46:54	3

	It's just like Christmas darling, silly hats costumes and booze. 05/05/23 12:23:21	3

	We tried turning it over, but the battery's flat. 03/04/23 20:11:33, edited: 03/04/23 20:11:53	3

	According to my mower spotters handbook. That'll be an early HP164 39CM 123CC with the 40Ltr Grass Collector. 25/03/23 8:44:02	1 3

	Fast food 23/03/23 20:00:17	3

	When Dave found Caption.me. His wife turned to Rampant Rabbit. 22/03/23 20:02:01	3

	Nob out first, then climb up there I reckon. 18/03/23 20:13:09	3

	More evidence of the effects of plastic pollution in the oceans, but it seems fish are adapting and evolving. 08/03/23 8:56:55	3

	The assistance you recieve from this company's reception desk can only be described as poultry. 17/02/23 9:01:10, edited: 17/02/23 17:40:14	3

	Well done Dave, you're this weeks snackioneer 30/05/23 13:01:56	2

	The Chelsea Flower Show goes on the road. 24/05/23 20:05:38, edited: 24/05/23 20:12:32	2

	Cursed is Anyone Hung on a Tree. Deut 21:23 14/05/23 20:05:04	2

	It's ok darling, they always land on their feet. 10/05/23 20:03:38, edited: 10/05/23 20:08:07	2

	Ladies! Don't ask your driver for a tip. 04/05/23 8:13:49, edited: 04/05/23 8:14:05	2

	💬 Hello Police, I think I might be on a date with the notorious Waiter Killer of Toulouse, and he's not at all happy with the bill. 03/05/23 9:23:13	2

	A dead good place for fun. 01/05/23 12:24:06	2

	clever What you having? Mime's a pint. 01/05/23 9:18:53	2

	When it came to women, Dave was a right gravedigger. 29/04/23 12:27:26, edited: 29/04/23 12:29:44	2

	We were doing 60 and the sat nav told me to do a U-turn. So I did. 03/04/23 20:06:49	2

	Got that darn Moses on the phone again.. "Set my people free" 29/03/23 8:31:58	2

	Must be getting off to mow Covent Garden St 25/03/23 8:00:21, edited: 25/03/23 9:32:12	2

	Sweet Child o Mine 22/03/23 12:00:42	2

	The neighbourhood became divided over who was to blame. 20/03/23 12:00:55	2

	Who hasn't been legless at a festival. 20/03/23 8:28:03	2

	Hammock in the lounge, Is this the same property with a washing machine above the loo? 18/03/23 14:35:09, edited: 18/03/23 14:35:25	2

	Yes yes yes yes yes.. I'll Have What He's Having 17/03/23 20:38:47	2

	Baton's at the ready 16/03/23 12:05:53	2

	A soldier using her loaf. 16/03/23 12:00:29, edited: 16/03/23 12:08:32	2

	No they are ethnically sauced. 14/03/23 13:15:39	2

	Hey I've Just been picked up by a real doll. 14/03/23 8:05:13	2

	His wife was enjoying the washing machine on spin cycle a little too much! Until Dave came up with a cunning plan. 09/03/23 14:07:51, edited: 09/03/23 14:40:02	2

	This item is currently unavailable. 07/03/23 12:00:33	1 2
"This item is currently emotionally unavailable" maybe better? --Mark Cowling
	That heating oil you ordered has just arrived dear. 27/02/23 12:40:16	2

	Buzz Aldrin taking a break during the filming of the moon landing. 24/02/23 8:54:38	2

	Dom Joly is looking much happier after the trans surgery. 20/02/23 20:31:57, edited: 20/02/23 20:35:16	2

	I have those floor tiles in my bathroom. 17/02/23 20:54:44	2

	When the aliens get their beam on target I will probably get a good probing, thought Lucy 14/02/23 9:12:52	2

	Now ladies. This is how to deal with leering men. Tue 8:04:27	1

	Excellent. Mon 20:18:27	1

	OK luv.You've got your waders on, now let's go fishing. 01/06/23 12:21:50	1

	Well that's the thumbs up button working. 29/05/23 20:03:08, edited: 30/05/23 17:34:46	1

	Poor Dave was literally having kittens. 27/05/23 12:01:10	1

	Fairway dinkum cobber. 26/05/23 20:21:02	1

	Her next project is a jumper for kangaroo. 26/05/23 12:30:44	1

	Should've gone to Vision Express 25/05/23 20:02:05	1

	That's right darling. Mommy is the carriage carrying the baby, and Daddy is loco. 25/05/23 8:46:43, edited: 25/05/23 9:32:02	1

	There comes a time when a boy band should just bow out gracefully. 24/05/23 9:24:40	1

	Speedo Mick has certainly put weight on. 23/05/23 14:21:34	1

	Now sir I need you blow onto this dummy as hard as you can. 23/05/23 9:04:08, edited: 23/05/23 9:04:31	1

	Look I don't even need gloves when I'm up against the Flab Meister 18/05/23 13:31:52	1

	Local publican seizes opportunity to cash in on an AA charity walk. 17/05/23 20:10:19	1

	Doh! a deer, a female deer. 13/05/23 20:01:06, edited: 13/05/23 20:05:39	1

	You can see that horse is Game. 12/05/23 12:51:49, edited: 12/05/23 13:50:27	1

	That man is using his loaf. 12/05/23 8:07:42, edited: 12/05/23 9:18:38	1

	Never mind mate, there's still plenty more fish in the sea. 11/05/23 8:56:47	1

	She had a safe word but could not speak. 09/05/23 20:03:27	1

	She's left herself wide open to grooming. 08/05/23 20:10:51, edited: 08/05/23 20:12:58	1

	🎵 Is This the Way to Amarillo 🎵 08/05/23 12:35:21	1

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