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I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling.
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Tony S Vote score: 2701Tony S

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I name this ship Titanic.
Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman?
Just a feeling.

08/04/21 12:16:05

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Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3784Scrijjy Doo

Trans Atlantic

08/04/21 12:01:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1326alexandra ball

The face that sunk a thousand ships.

08/04/21 14:10:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34276Tony Edwards

🎵 Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎵

08/04/21 12:54:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34276Tony Edwards

The face that launched a thousand quips.

08/04/21 12:08:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8035Vivvy En

"...and may God bless all who sail in her. I name this ship...er..." Oh lordy, I've forgotten the name. "I name this ship Floaty McFloat Boat."

08/04/21 12:21:49

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She's also the original inspiration for Boaty McBoatface.Always popular around the shipyards, she hammered in most of those rivets with her chin. --SnapDragon D
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6074Karyn Harrison

Ladies who launch.

08/04/21 12:08:34

 
Tony S Vote score: 2701Tony S

On review Adolf I think you can keep the moustache but we may need to change the Nazi uniforms.

08/04/21 12:23:06

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Now you're cooking with gas. --Willie Johnson
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6868Greg Curtis

"It was a big day for Anne Droginous"

08/04/21 13:16:14

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5612Kenny Ireland

Stern sendoff.


nod to 12.05.33

08/04/21 12:25:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24832Michael Winner

Despite what the history books say, this is how World War I really started.

08/04/21 13:42:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21786John Glover

If I aim it right, I can kill that bloody big spider at the same time.

08/04/21 13:19:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8877James Lennox

"Well, it might work Nan, but I reckon you'd be better off just buying a ticket."

08/04/21 12:55:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21392Troompa Loompa

It had been a while since anything had gone along her slipway.

08/04/21 12:34:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12031Mr Dome

Totally inappropriate in today's society but back then 'Minstrels' shoes were fully acceptable

08/04/21 12:23:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25497Ian Skelding

"About to leave the dry dock."
"That's mean, leaving her just because she's frigid."

08/04/21 12:16:14

 
stone face Vote score: 9843stone face

It was a Sunderland tradition. Having reached her 80th birthday, Mrs woking was stood on the dock, in front the adoring public and hit with a ship.

08/04/21 12:12:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25497Ian Skelding

A steely stern look.

08/04/21 12:05:33

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Steely Dan-ielle. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15630Dave Bryan

''Some of those seamen must be dying for a shag. I hope I don't miss the boat.''

08/04/21 12:03:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6661Al Overy

She wasn't a looker but, hey, whatever floats your boat.

08/04/21 12:02:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3784Scrijjy Doo

The Queen Mary and a boat.

08/04/21 12:00:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17719Stephen Bean

I find old photos riveting.

08/04/21 12:00:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 569Gavin Smithers

She likes Metallica.

08/04/21 23:36:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11991Neil Mackenzie

The rivets didn't appreciate the champagne, they would have been happier with lemonade because they were pop rivets.

08/04/21 19:16:28

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

The best that face can achieve, is half-mast.

08/04/21 17:56:30

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Beloved children's author of fairy tales..


Trans Christen GalleonDong

08/04/21 16:33:24

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5344Lucky Elperro

"Just hold still right there Gladys...while I loosen these wedges"

08/04/21 16:05:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24832Michael Winner

Every day I get more and more confused about the rules of cricket.

08/04/21 13:41:29

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Michael Winner Vote score: 24832Michael Winner

Gladys Penge, inventor of the bass castanet.

08/04/21 13:37:52

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

The men marvelled as Ada held aloft her giant cucumber. Who cared if she had lead lined gloves to counteract the radioactivity,it would be good to eat in fifty or so years..

08/04/21 13:15:49

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3420Mark Wilson

Do you have to go through all this rigmarole everytime we go out in the car?

08/04/21 12:47:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5612Kenny Ireland

"I name this ship Astrazeneca and hope that she does not cause any blocked arteries".

08/04/21 12:43:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21392Troompa Loompa

"Anybody got some ice to chill the Champagne?"

08/04/21 12:26:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34276Tony Edwards

Helen of DesTroy

08/04/21 12:19:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3784Scrijjy Doo

Old Rust Bottom and a boat.

08/04/21 12:07:06

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 566Nina Dutton

"Keep quiet and don't move. The fly has just landed."

08/04/21 12:06:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10359Chris Keegan

"Love, when I said take a bow...."

08/04/21 12:06:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13193The Wolf

"Hands up if you think Captain Smith looks pissed..."

08/04/21 12:06:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5321Stu Dent

Scary Poppins

08/04/21 12:02:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8239Glyn Evans

They put a lot of effort into making that ship, but when it came to making the anchor they should get something better than daffodils attached with string

08/04/21 12:02:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25497Ian Skelding

Those rivets on the Titanic don't look very secure, thought Mary.

08/04/21 12:02:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8485Hercules Rockefeller

Maiden's Voyage

08/04/21 12:01:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6661Al Overy

Nice hat, dodgy boat.

08/04/21 12:00:51

 
Molly R Vote score: 2935Molly R

Watched by dozens of fans, Rosie the Riveter completes her last job before retirement.

08/04/21 12:00:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6661Al Overy

Over the coming years she'd sail the seas, pleasing passengers and accommodating many sailors but, for now, Jane focused on launching the ship.

08/04/21 12:00:15

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 988Ellen Duncalf

Will you hurry up and float orf old chap because I am fast becoming a target for seagull splat in this coat.

08/04/21 12:00:11

 
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