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£50
Children should be seen and not blurred.
10/05/19 8:49:01
Due to recent controversy, all red-headed children must be blurred in photos.
10/05/19 8:01:23
"Put that back you little shit. My penis is not a raygun!"
10/05/19 8:11:49
"Hey, mummy, you can delete tinder and those rude photos I saw on your phone, I've made you a man of your own... I love you, mummy"
10/05/19 8:01:32
Connor regretted buying that magnetic watch
10/05/19 8:33:18
"Nan, are you sure this'll scare the birds away from your onions?"
10/05/19 8:14:03
"Malcolm, why is the lampshade from my bedroo... You little SHIT! "
10/05/19 8:02:55
"Darling, the post man is at the door"
10/05/19 8:31:16
"Hello sir, welcome to Midget World, do you have keys in your pocket? You seem to be setting off the metal detector"
10/05/19 8:30:50
Apart from being fluent in over six million forms of communication, C-3PO could also provide an excellent shooting rest ... if encouraged.
10/05/19 8:20:03
Oz has shortest queues for heart transplants.
10/05/19 8:06:52
''Nobody move or the tomato plant gets it.''
10/05/19 8:04:59
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