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Children should be seen and not blurred.
10/05/19 7:49:01
Due to recent controversy, all red-headed children must be blurred in photos.
10/05/19 7:01:23
"Put that back you little shit. My penis is not a raygun!"
10/05/19 7:11:49
100101110001010101010010101010000 or the robot gets it!
10/05/19 7:37:36
"Hey, mummy, you can delete tinder and those rude photos I saw on your phone, I've made you a man of your own... I love you, mummy"
10/05/19 7:01:32
Connor regretted buying that magnetic watch
10/05/19 7:33:18
"Nan, are you sure this'll scare the birds away from your onions?"
10/05/19 7:14:03
"Malcolm, why is the lampshade from my bedroo... You little SHIT! "
10/05/19 7:02:55
"Darling, the post man is at the door"
10/05/19 7:31:16
"Hello sir, welcome to Midget World, do you have keys in your pocket? You seem to be setting off the metal detector"
10/05/19 7:30:50
Apart from being fluent in over six million forms of communication, C-3PO could also provide an excellent shooting rest ... if encouraged.
10/05/19 7:20:03
Oz has shortest queues for heart transplants.
10/05/19 7:06:52
''Nobody move or the tomato plant gets it.''
10/05/19 7:04:59
Pot shot
10/05/19 7:03:19
Graham Coxon, the early years.
10/05/19 12:47:13
Armoured and dangerous
10/05/19 8:45:45
Who does he think he is, cocked of the wok?
10/05/19 7:48:20
We are still paying for what we did to the Daleks' ancestors.
10/05/19 7:17:38
"I am Groot."
10/05/19 7:05:19
Put that gun down or you’ll be in lumber Jack.
10/05/19 18:22:28
leaked footage from 'The Rise of Skywalker'reveal massive budget cuts due to "The Last Jedi's" poor box office returns.
10/05/19 11:00:33
"He's always been a fuzzy looking kid."
10/05/19 10:26:35
Extra-Terrorestrial
10/05/19 8:50:01
Ned Kelly's descendants ran an orderly garden centre. "OK EVERYONE, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOUR WAY OUTSIDE TO CHOOSE YOUR PETUNIAS."
10/05/19 7:45:42
''Too bad grannies. Your thyme has just ran out.''
10/05/19 7:24:03
It's Peter Crouch!
10/05/19 7:17:39
Post Brexit nurseries
10/05/19 7:03:48
Parklife by a young Damon Albarn.
10/05/19 7:00:58