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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35978Welsh Rarebit

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Children should be seen and not blurred.

10/05/19 8:49:01

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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

Due to recent controversy, all red-headed children must be blurred in photos.

10/05/19 8:01:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Put that back you little shit. My penis is not a raygun!"

10/05/19 8:11:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

100101110001010101010010101010000 or the robot gets it!

10/05/19 8:37:36

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Hey, mummy, you can delete tinder and those rude photos I saw on your phone, I've made you a man of your own... I love you, mummy"

10/05/19 8:01:32

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

Connor regretted buying that magnetic watch

10/05/19 8:33:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3055Stephen Bean

"Nan, are you sure this'll scare the birds away from your onions?"

10/05/19 8:14:03

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Malcolm, why is the lampshade from my bedroo... You little SHIT! "

10/05/19 8:02:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5737Chris Keegan

"Darling, the post man is at the door"

10/05/19 8:31:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2747The Wolf

"Hello sir, welcome to Midget World, do you have keys in your pocket? You seem to be setting off the metal detector"

10/05/19 8:30:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

Apart from being fluent in over six million forms of communication, C-3PO could also provide an excellent shooting rest ... if encouraged.

10/05/19 8:20:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Oz has shortest queues for heart transplants.

10/05/19 8:06:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4296Dave Bryan

''Nobody move or the tomato plant gets it.''

10/05/19 8:04:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4296Dave Bryan

Pot shot

10/05/19 8:03:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19039John Glover

Graham Coxon, the early years.

10/05/19 13:47:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29418Tony Edwards

Armoured and dangerous

10/05/19 9:45:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35978Welsh Rarebit

Who does he think he is, cocked of the wok?

10/05/19 8:48:20

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 864Spycenwolf

We are still paying for what we did to the Daleks' ancestors.

10/05/19 8:17:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5630Hercules Rockefeller

"I am Groot."

10/05/19 8:05:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

Put that gun down or you’ll be in lumber Jack.

10/05/19 19:22:28

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

leaked footage from 'The Rise of Skywalker'reveal massive budget cuts due to "The Last Jedi's" poor box office returns.

10/05/19 12:00:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3055Stephen Bean

"He's always been a fuzzy looking kid."

10/05/19 11:26:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29418Tony Edwards

Extra-Terrorestrial

10/05/19 9:50:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4197Vivvy En

Ned Kelly's descendants ran an orderly garden centre. "OK EVERYONE, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOUR WAY OUTSIDE TO CHOOSE YOUR PETUNIAS."

10/05/19 8:45:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4296Dave Bryan

''Too bad grannies. Your thyme has just ran out.''

10/05/19 8:24:03

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

It's Peter Crouch!

10/05/19 8:17:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

Post Brexit nurseries

10/05/19 8:03:48

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10883 Smuldo

Parklife by a young Damon Albarn.

10/05/19 8:00:58

 
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