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James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

£50
WINNER

"This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence."

18/07/21 12:55:41

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Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Your face or mine?"

18/07/21 12:40:37

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Nosey neighbours.

18/07/21 12:09:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Neighbourhood watch

18/07/21 12:03:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"I'm sure our neighbour's on drugs. There's just something about that glazed expression."

18/07/21 13:22:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Head of the house

18/07/21 12:00:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"We love the house but the the window cleaner costs a fortune. You know how much opticians and dentists charge."

18/07/21 12:35:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"What brings you to the hospital?"
"I was playing 'got your nose' and I really got it. It fell on me."

18/07/21 14:08:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Mummy, our new house scares me."

"Don't be silly darling. And don't forget, he doesn't like to be called a house. We must address him as King Homeface."

18/07/21 12:43:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Please be courteous when entering. Don't slam the door in my face.''

18/07/21 12:12:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Sorry darling, I can't face living here."

18/07/21 12:01:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1537Dot Old

Face-ade

18/07/21 12:01:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

The walls have ears!

18/07/21 12:00:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Bird house

18/07/21 12:00:16

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

"Worst toothache ever. Just had to pull it out myself in the end"

19/07/21 1:43:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

He won’t be smiling when he finds out he should of got planning permission for his erection.

18/07/21 22:12:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

If your house starts showing covid symptoms, exit as quick as you can and don't come back until it's vaccinated.

18/07/21 14:05:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Remember, there are four fingers pointing back at you.

18/07/21 14:01:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Dad's just broken the sky light, will our poor old house suffer from window pain?"

18/07/21 13:35:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

Up-stares, Downstairs

18/07/21 12:48:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Looks like someone's just pushed a pipe into the rear wall cavity."

18/07/21 12:44:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

eyePad

18/07/21 12:41:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Would someone put my central heating on."

18/07/21 12:26:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

🎵 This is the Happy House ...

18/07/21 12:26:38

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

Social housing

18/07/21 12:22:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

It's a much happier home than my Huf Haus.

18/07/21 12:22:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Dwelling face

18/07/21 12:18:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

The House of Mirth

18/07/21 12:18:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''If he offers you a drink, have a beer. The house wine is dreadful.''

18/07/21 12:16:59

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1537Dot Old

Terracotta Barmy

18/07/21 12:15:09

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

If you think that's impressive, you should see the rear window.

18/07/21 12:13:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

The face is one thing, why does he have to flip us the bird too?

18/07/21 12:11:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Clark Gable

18/07/21 12:08:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1537Dot Old

Headbuttress

18/07/21 12:06:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Minecraft, Sweet Minecraft

18/07/21 12:05:40

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

Number 10 Clowning Street

18/07/21 12:03:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I wish I hadn't let Marvin design my new home", said Arthur Dent.

18/07/21 12:03:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

Eyes down for a full house.

18/07/21 12:03:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

This building looks caput.

18/07/21 12:02:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"You said the former occupant was Pee Wee Herman?"

18/07/21 12:02:09

 
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