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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 10:53:13

"It was always going to be hard to create a World Atlas on a tree Pedro."

06/06/17 8:06:02

Someone should tell Pablo that his stork is suffering from a bad bout of elephantiasis.

06/06/17 20:40:54

"Poplar?"
"Not really, I haven't sold a thing all day."

06/06/17 8:09:52

Waiting for Vet to check out elephant leg that's thinning out.

06/06/17 16:48:01

Excuse me sir, but your Perroni smells like dog piss.

06/06/17 12:41:16

Even though Enrique had been waiting over an hour for a taxi, his face didn't register any emulsion.

06/06/17 12:11:58

Chef was always looking for inspiration for new dishes. The latest one was going to be the dog's bollocks.

06/06/17 12:07:41

Lenny was distraught at breaking up, Mel's dog was the best lover he'd ever had.

06/06/17 11:41:26

Mexico's curling team prepare to board the plane to Winter Olympic glory.

06/06/17 11:24:57

Beefy was hoping to bowl a maiden over with his pitch but everyone knew he was a tosser.

06/06/17 8:53:20

José's hooch is as strong as paint stripper.

06/06/17 8:37:06

Diego was so bored he was now playing hide and seek with a bottle.

06/06/17 8:11:48

One Man and His Grog.

06/06/17 8:10:35

Having run out of ideas for cookery shows, Channel 4 presents 'The Baker Who Stands Next to a Tree and Does Stuff'.

06/06/17 8:08:38

Miguel Castillo, master of camouflage and disguise.

06/06/17 8:06:47

All white now- tree

06/06/17 8:00:46