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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse
06/06/17 9:53:13
"It was always going to be hard to create a World Atlas on a tree Pedro."
06/06/17 7:06:02
Someone should tell Pablo that his stork is suffering from a bad bout of elephantiasis.
06/06/17 19:40:54
"Poplar?""Not really, I haven't sold a thing all day."
06/06/17 7:09:52
Waiting for Vet to check out elephant leg that's thinning out.
06/06/17 15:48:01
Excuse me sir, but your Perroni smells like dog piss.
06/06/17 11:41:16
Even though Enrique had been waiting over an hour for a taxi, his face didn't register any emulsion.
06/06/17 11:11:58
Chef was always looking for inspiration for new dishes. The latest one was going to be the dog's bollocks.
06/06/17 11:07:41
Lenny was distraught at breaking up, Mel's dog was the best lover he'd ever had.
06/06/17 10:41:26
Mexico's curling team prepare to board the plane to Winter Olympic glory.
06/06/17 10:24:57
Beefy was hoping to bowl a maiden over with his pitch but everyone knew he was a tosser.
06/06/17 7:53:20
José's hooch is as strong as paint stripper.
06/06/17 7:37:06
Diego was so bored he was now playing hide and seek with a bottle.
06/06/17 7:11:48
One Man and His Grog.
06/06/17 7:10:35
Having run out of ideas for cookery shows, Channel 4 presents 'The Baker Who Stands Next to a Tree and Does Stuff'.
06/06/17 7:08:38
Miguel Castillo, master of camouflage and disguise.
06/06/17 7:06:47
All white now- tree
06/06/17 7:00:46