£50
WINNER

lol

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 19:00:08

Halibutt

27/07/17 19:49:47

Sold next to the meatballs which are apparantly the dogs bollocks.

27/07/17 20:20:03

Aisle 3, next to the squid rings.

27/07/17 19:11:15

An excrement source of omega 3

27/07/17 19:00:27

Turdbot

27/07/17 20:00:22

Goes well in between a pair of buns.

27/07/17 19:42:31

So, Bassholes?

27/07/17 19:05:37

Sushi-t

27/07/17 20:35:43

Holesome meal.

27/07/17 19:54:15

Chocolate starfish.

27/07/17 19:33:56

Brown trout

27/07/17 19:26:43

Often caught near shipwrecktums.

27/07/17 19:20:31

Sorry, I prefer eating fishy pussies.

27/07/17 19:19:22

clever

Scatfish

27/07/17 19:19:00

Customers found "Fish Sphincters" too hard to pronounce.

27/07/17 21:38:18

Fillet?

27/07/17 20:18:14

Sea anenemas.

27/07/17 19:40:22

The secret is these fish take away Americans' health care.

27/07/17 19:24:39

Mmmm, I've fallen for this delicacy hook, line and stinker.

27/07/17 19:03:08

"Here at our company we like to make use of every piece of meat, right down to the butt ends"

28/07/17 14:34:56

Pretty sure this has something to do with the SNP.

28/07/17 12:43:25

...but I couldn't eat a hole tin

28/07/17 5:16:18

What does it say on the back side of the tin?

27/07/17 23:46:27

"What is the secret formula? Why, it's alimentary my dear Watson."

27/07/17 22:30:47

Colonee Delight

27/07/17 20:22:11

BassTurd

27/07/17 20:17:43

A recipe passed down by Fanny Haddock.

27/07/17 20:16:36

fish n shits

27/07/17 20:13:43

Better than cocking a Snook?

27/07/17 19:50:14

"Trump Puckered Fish Lips" decided to try re-branding.

27/07/17 19:45:32

I'm not letting my rod get anywhere near them.

27/07/17 19:29:54

Catch of the Day at Asshole Foods Market

27/07/17 19:22:01

From the bottom of the sea.

27/07/17 19:19:21

Same as on the internet, you catch them by trolling.

27/07/17 19:17:39

They spelt 'Shoals' incorrectly

27/07/17 19:14:15

For when you're stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

27/07/17 19:10:51

What a pile of carp.

27/07/17 19:09:56

Tested on loan sharks.

27/07/17 19:09:40

On special offer this week, get tuna for one.

27/07/17 19:07:52

Looks like Jesus's shopping to me.

27/07/17 19:03:51

For a heartier meal, insert fish fingers

27/07/17 19:02:10

I opened the tin and it smelt like shit.

27/07/17 19:01:30

Ugh, they taste like shit.

27/07/17 19:00:06