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Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

£50
WINNER

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 19:00:08

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Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it.  --Pete
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

Halibutt

27/07/17 19:49:47

 2
Anon - is that a euphemism? --Mr Dome
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Sold next to the meatballs which are apparantly the dogs bollocks.

27/07/17 20:20:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11198Dan Nicholls

Aisle 3, next to the squid rings.

27/07/17 19:11:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19564Ian Skelding

An excrement source of omega 3

27/07/17 19:00:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

Turdbot

27/07/17 20:00:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19564Ian Skelding

Goes well in between a pair of buns.

27/07/17 19:42:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords
Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 19:05:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Sushi-t

27/07/17 20:35:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17922John Glover

Holesome meal.

27/07/17 19:54:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20918Michael Winner

Chocolate starfish.

27/07/17 19:33:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

Brown trout

27/07/17 19:26:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Often caught near shipwrecktums.

27/07/17 19:20:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Sorry, I prefer eating fishy pussies.

27/07/17 19:19:22

 
Mr  Travel Mr Travel

Scatfish

27/07/17 19:19:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6893Pussy Galore

Customers found "Fish Sphincters" too hard to pronounce.

27/07/17 21:38:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

Fillet?

27/07/17 20:18:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20918Michael Winner

Sea anenemas.

27/07/17 19:40:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

The secret is these fish take away Americans' health care.

27/07/17 19:24:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Mmmm, I've fallen for this delicacy hook, line and stinker.

27/07/17 19:03:08

 
Mr  Travel Mr Travel

"Here at our company we like to make use of every piece of meat, right down to the butt ends"

28/07/17 14:34:56

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Pretty sure this has something to do with the SNP.

28/07/17 12:43:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

...but I couldn't eat a hole tin

28/07/17 5:16:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8682Neil Mackenzie

What does it say on the back side of the tin?

27/07/17 23:46:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5127Greg Curtis

"What is the secret formula? Why, it's alimentary my dear Watson."

27/07/17 22:30:47

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2602GeeDee

Colonee Delight

27/07/17 20:22:11

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

BassTurd

27/07/17 20:17:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6389Vanessa the Guesser

A recipe passed down by Fanny Haddock.

27/07/17 20:16:36

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

fish n shits

27/07/17 20:13:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17922John Glover

Better than cocking a Snook?

27/07/17 19:50:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

"Trump Puckered Fish Lips" decided to try re-branding.

27/07/17 19:45:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

I'm not letting my rod get anywhere near them.

27/07/17 19:29:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4992Hercules Rockefeller

Catch of the Day at Asshole Foods Market

27/07/17 19:22:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

From the bottom of the sea.

27/07/17 19:19:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

Same as on the internet, you catch them by trolling.

27/07/17 19:17:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5330Mr Dome

They spelt 'Shoals' incorrectly

27/07/17 19:14:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11198Dan Nicholls

For when you're stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

27/07/17 19:10:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

What a pile of carp.

27/07/17 19:09:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6389Vanessa the Guesser

Tested on loan sharks.

27/07/17 19:09:40

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

On special offer this week, get tuna for one.

27/07/17 19:07:52

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4502Chris Halliwell

Looks like Jesus's shopping to me.

27/07/17 19:03:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 14080Mark England

For a heartier meal, insert fish fingers

27/07/17 19:02:10

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

I opened the tin and it smelt like shit.

27/07/17 19:01:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32986Welsh Rarebit

Ugh, they taste like shit.

27/07/17 19:00:06

 
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