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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

£50
WINNER

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 20:00:08

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Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it.  --Pete
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29184Tony Edwards

Halibutt

27/07/17 20:49:47

 2
Anon - is that a euphemism? --Mr Dome
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Sold next to the meatballs which are apparantly the dogs bollocks.

27/07/17 21:20:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12364Dan Nicholls

Aisle 3, next to the squid rings.

27/07/17 20:11:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20530Ian Skelding

An excrement source of omega 3

27/07/17 20:00:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29184Tony Edwards

Turdbot

27/07/17 21:00:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20530Ian Skelding

Goes well in between a pair of buns.

27/07/17 20:42:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1707Crunchy Chords
Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 20:05:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Sushi-t

27/07/17 21:35:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18826John Glover

Holesome meal.

27/07/17 20:54:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Chocolate starfish.

27/07/17 20:33:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29184Tony Edwards

Brown trout

27/07/17 20:26:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Often caught near shipwrecktums.

27/07/17 20:20:31

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Sorry, I prefer eating fishy pussies.

27/07/17 20:19:22

 
Mr  Travel Mr Travel

Scatfish

27/07/17 20:19:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Customers found "Fish Sphincters" too hard to pronounce.

27/07/17 22:38:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Fillet?

27/07/17 21:18:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21611Michael Winner

Sea anenemas.

27/07/17 20:40:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1707Crunchy Chords

The secret is these fish take away Americans' health care.

27/07/17 20:24:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Mmmm, I've fallen for this delicacy hook, line and stinker.

27/07/17 20:03:08

 
Mr  Travel Mr Travel

"Here at our company we like to make use of every piece of meat, right down to the butt ends"

28/07/17 15:34:56

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Pretty sure this has something to do with the SNP.

28/07/17 13:43:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

...but I couldn't eat a hole tin

28/07/17 6:16:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9105Neil Mackenzie

What does it say on the back side of the tin?

28/07/17 0:46:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5500Greg Curtis

"What is the secret formula? Why, it's alimentary my dear Watson."

27/07/17 23:30:47

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

Colonee Delight

27/07/17 21:22:11

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

BassTurd

27/07/17 21:17:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7966Vanessa the Guesser

A recipe passed down by Fanny Haddock.

27/07/17 21:16:36

 
Martin Daniels Vote score: 52Martin Daniels

fish n shits

27/07/17 21:13:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18826John Glover

Better than cocking a Snook?

27/07/17 20:50:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1707Crunchy Chords

"Trump Puckered Fish Lips" decided to try re-branding.

27/07/17 20:45:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

I'm not letting my rod get anywhere near them.

27/07/17 20:29:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5544Hercules Rockefeller

Catch of the Day at Asshole Foods Market

27/07/17 20:22:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

From the bottom of the sea.

27/07/17 20:19:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1707Crunchy Chords

Same as on the internet, you catch them by trolling.

27/07/17 20:17:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6535Mr Dome

They spelt 'Shoals' incorrectly

27/07/17 20:14:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12364Dan Nicholls

For when you're stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

27/07/17 20:10:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

What a pile of carp.

27/07/17 20:09:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7966Vanessa the Guesser

Tested on loan sharks.

27/07/17 20:09:40

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

On special offer this week, get tuna for one.

27/07/17 20:07:52

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

Looks like Jesus's shopping to me.

27/07/17 20:03:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 14779Mark England

For a heartier meal, insert fish fingers

27/07/17 20:02:10

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

I opened the tin and it smelt like shit.

27/07/17 20:01:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35540Welsh Rarebit

Ugh, they taste like shit.

27/07/17 20:00:06

 
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