£50
WINNER

lol

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 20:00:08

Halibutt

27/07/17 20:49:47

Sold next to the meatballs which are apparantly the dogs bollocks.

27/07/17 21:20:03

Aisle 3, next to the squid rings.

27/07/17 20:11:15

An excrement source of omega 3

27/07/17 20:00:27

Turdbot

27/07/17 21:00:22

Goes well in between a pair of buns.

27/07/17 20:42:31

27/07/17 20:05:37

Sushi-t

27/07/17 21:35:43

Holesome meal.

27/07/17 20:54:15

Chocolate starfish.

27/07/17 20:33:56

Brown trout

27/07/17 20:26:43

Often caught near shipwrecktums.

27/07/17 20:20:31

Sorry, I prefer eating fishy pussies.

27/07/17 20:19:22

clever

Scatfish

27/07/17 20:19:00

Customers found "Fish Sphincters" too hard to pronounce.

27/07/17 22:38:18

Fillet?

27/07/17 21:18:14

Sea anenemas.

27/07/17 20:40:22

The secret is these fish take away Americans' health care.

27/07/17 20:24:39

Mmmm, I've fallen for this delicacy hook, line and stinker.

27/07/17 20:03:08

"Here at our company we like to make use of every piece of meat, right down to the butt ends"

28/07/17 15:34:56

Pretty sure this has something to do with the SNP.

28/07/17 13:43:25

...but I couldn't eat a hole tin

28/07/17 6:16:18

What does it say on the back side of the tin?

28/07/17 0:46:27

"What is the secret formula? Why, it's alimentary my dear Watson."

27/07/17 23:30:47

Colonee Delight

27/07/17 21:22:11

BassTurd

27/07/17 21:17:43

A recipe passed down by Fanny Haddock.

27/07/17 21:16:36

fish n shits

27/07/17 21:13:43

Better than cocking a Snook?

27/07/17 20:50:14

"Trump Puckered Fish Lips" decided to try re-branding.

27/07/17 20:45:32

I'm not letting my rod get anywhere near them.

27/07/17 20:29:54

Catch of the Day at Asshole Foods Market

27/07/17 20:22:01

From the bottom of the sea.

27/07/17 20:19:21

Same as on the internet, you catch them by trolling.

27/07/17 20:17:39

They spelt 'Shoals' incorrectly

27/07/17 20:14:15

For when you're stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

27/07/17 20:10:51

What a pile of carp.

27/07/17 20:09:56

Tested on loan sharks.

27/07/17 20:09:40

On special offer this week, get tuna for one.

27/07/17 20:07:52

Looks like Jesus's shopping to me.

27/07/17 20:03:51

For a heartier meal, insert fish fingers

27/07/17 20:02:10

I opened the tin and it smelt like shit.

27/07/17 20:01:30

Ugh, they taste like shit.

27/07/17 20:00:06