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'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.'

15/03/23 8:00:16

Doe-re-meow

15/03/23 8:00:22

It's 2023 don't even question our relationship.

15/03/23 11:38:24

I don't want to mention Schrödinger, but that cat is both alive and deered.

15/03/23 8:04:53

Nearest and Deerest

15/03/23 9:55:51

I wish he would stop fawning all over me.

15/03/23 8:00:16

"If I stay perfectly still and don't move maybe it will leave, I know it's some type of dog but I have no idea what type of dog it is..."

15/03/23 8:18:47

Kinky couple seeks like-minded animal for ménagerie á trois

15/03/23 8:13:29

Felix wished he’d gone for the flat cap, this deerstalker was bigger than he thought.

15/03/23 8:06:54

Deerkat

15/03/23 8:00:18, edited: 15/03/23 8:07:22

"Bambi, quit fawning over the cat will you!"

15/03/23 8:00:14

"B&Q customer helpline, how may I help?"

"Hello, I'd like to return the air powered nail gun I bought from you because the safety features don't work."

15/03/23 8:46:46, edited: 15/03/23 8:48:13

Tom loved his trophy wife

15/03/23 8:10:52

Tiddles wanted to carry on with their adventure but the buck stops here

15/03/23 8:05:52

And together, they fight crime.

15/03/23 8:01:42