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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"
11/05/18 17:23:33
Eau de toilette
11/05/18 12:03:26
"Keith! Stop acting like an Arsehole"
11/05/18 13:10:35
'Not a bad pint, on the hole.'
11/05/18 12:12:31
♪♪Happy bidet to you, happy bidet to you...
11/05/18 13:22:45
This beautiful decorative piece is from the Porcelain Age and was thought to be used to wash the Porcelainians backsides (or their socks)
11/05/18 19:19:14
Flush harry
11/05/18 19:09:32
I guess, he too, kissed Lieutenant Lois Einhorn.
11/05/18 17:21:46
Bar stools
11/05/18 16:43:30
"Listerine not Latrine!"
11/05/18 16:32:51
Don't you just hate these gimmicky restaurants? What's wrong with good old fashioned glasses, cups and plates?
11/05/18 16:30:57
"Ergh! When I said wash your foul mouth out... Use some soap."
11/05/18 15:58:18
That'll bidet that I die
11/05/18 15:50:16
Shitfaced.
11/05/18 15:44:51
You've got to be flush to drink here.
11/05/18 15:38:02
Aussie Rules Chess
11/05/18 15:27:37
When he drank he always turned into an arse-faced weasle.
11/05/18 15:08:46
The 'Elite Bidet Company' describe their quality control testing as "rigorous".
11/05/18 14:42:49
Urine for a shock there.
11/05/18 14:09:29
It’a actually for your bum lips
11/05/18 13:52:11
Mouthwash/bidet, another of Clive's ideas goes down the pan.
11/05/18 13:43:09
This toilet is checked regularly.
11/05/18 13:27:37
Tapas always leaves me feeling thirsty.
11/05/18 13:19:25
Gum disease was becoming pandemic.
11/05/18 13:08:35
Potty mouth
11/05/18 13:07:52
Vulvic water
11/05/18 12:51:11
Vaginaia Water
11/05/18 12:35:35
There's nothing like popping out for a drink on your B day.
11/05/18 12:08:40
Water in Can
11/05/18 12:00:16
Bottoms Sup
11/05/18 12:00:07
That must be huey
12/05/18 0:52:10
Should have gone to Specsavers
11/05/18 21:27:59
Armitage Skanks.
11/05/18 14:35:48
Trump drank to stop thinking about her, but it only made it worse.
11/05/18 14:25:57
Dave thought the bidet was the most appropriate place to wash his mouth after he’d been rimming
11/05/18 13:53:52
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