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C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 17:23:33

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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26918Tony Edwards

Eau de toilette

11/05/18 12:03:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

"Keith! Stop acting like an Arsehole"

11/05/18 13:10:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

'Not a bad pint, on the hole.'

11/05/18 12:12:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6317Pussy Galore

♪♪Happy bidet to you, happy bidet to you...

11/05/18 13:22:45

 
john gibson Vote score: 18john gibson

This beautiful decorative piece is from the Porcelain Age and was thought to be used to wash the Porcelainians backsides (or their socks)

11/05/18 19:19:14

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Flush harry

11/05/18 19:09:32

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

I guess, he too, kissed Lieutenant Lois Einhorn.

11/05/18 17:21:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

Bar stools

11/05/18 16:43:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19295Ian Skelding

"Listerine not Latrine!"

11/05/18 16:32:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6317Pussy Galore

Don't you just hate these gimmicky restaurants? What's wrong with good old fashioned glasses, cups and plates?

11/05/18 16:30:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2944Vivvy En

"Ergh! When I said wash your foul mouth out... Use some soap."

11/05/18 15:58:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

That'll bidet that I die

11/05/18 15:50:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

Shitfaced.

11/05/18 15:44:51

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

You've got to be flush to drink here.

11/05/18 15:38:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

Aussie Rules Chess

11/05/18 15:27:37

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

When he drank he always turned into an arse-faced weasle.

11/05/18 15:08:46

 
Susie Sheppard Vote score: 274Susie Sheppard

The 'Elite Bidet Company' describe their quality control testing as "rigorous".

11/05/18 14:42:49

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4415Chris Halliwell

Urine for a shock there.

11/05/18 14:09:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

It’a actually for your bum lips

11/05/18 13:52:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17695John Glover

Mouthwash/bidet, another of Clive's ideas goes down the pan.

11/05/18 13:43:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6109Vanessa the Guesser

This toilet is checked regularly.

11/05/18 13:27:37

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Tapas always leaves me feeling thirsty.

11/05/18 13:19:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17695John Glover

Gum disease was becoming pandemic.

11/05/18 13:08:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19299John Llamas

Potty mouth

11/05/18 13:07:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26918Tony Edwards

Vulvic water

11/05/18 12:51:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2652Chris Keegan

Vaginaia Water

11/05/18 12:35:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2652Chris Keegan

There's nothing like popping out for a drink on your B day.

11/05/18 12:08:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

Water in Can

11/05/18 12:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

Bottoms Sup

11/05/18 12:00:07

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

That must be huey

12/05/18 0:52:10

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 443Tina Flowers

Should have gone to Specsavers

11/05/18 21:27:59

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10268Smuldo

Armitage Skanks.

11/05/18 14:35:48

 
Dan G Vote score: 13Dan G

Trump drank to stop thinking about her, but it only made it worse.

11/05/18 14:25:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Dave thought the bidet was the most appropriate place to wash his mouth after he’d been rimming

11/05/18 13:53:52

 
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