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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"
08/04/18 8:36:55
Wherefore art thou Alfa Romeo?
08/04/18 9:31:22
"I said phone the RAC not the RSC!"
08/04/18 8:45:20
"Hast thou been in an accident that verily was not thy fault?"
08/04/18 8:22:31
It's much ado about nothing
08/04/18 9:37:11
You scratch my hatchback and I'll scratch yours
08/04/18 8:01:02
It's a complete playwright-off.
08/04/18 9:01:12
"Something is rotten in the estate of Dent-mark."
08/04/18 8:13:38
'That may be sir..however when it comes to the MOT you're in for a Holy Fail'
08/04/18 9:06:56
08/04/18 8:57:28
This is how a Mercedes bends
08/04/18 8:38:00
"There may be more problems under the sonnet."
08/04/18 8:35:02
Bard news
08/04/18 8:04:34
Macbent.
08/04/18 10:29:37
No need to make a drama out of it.
08/04/18 8:01:59
By dint of bad driving
08/04/18 8:01:36
Mercutio's car. As Ambrose Bierce said, "Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate".
08/04/18 19:56:53
How did you do it?I backed into a round table.
08/04/18 19:55:45
And to the person who did this, when I finish ripping your throat out, 'tis but a love-bite.
08/04/18 12:13:00
"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? If you damage our car, you bloody well pay for it!
08/04/18 11:46:08
The crumpled bonnet bears the phrase "'Tis a write off."
08/04/18 9:44:48
"My other car is Old English White."
08/04/18 9:25:05
"He cut me up, ha ha, there's a bit of poetic justice."
08/04/18 9:23:21
Bob Scratchit's car
08/04/18 8:55:21
The driving lesson went from bard to verse.
08/04/18 8:53:17
Escort Pockmark IV
08/04/18 8:45:17
''Now is the winter of our discondent''
08/04/18 8:10:40
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