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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32994Welsh Rarebit

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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11199Dan Nicholls

Wherefore art thou Alfa Romeo?

08/04/18 8:31:22

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

"I said phone the RAC not the RSC!"

08/04/18 7:45:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11199Dan Nicholls

"Hast thou been in an accident that verily was not thy fault?"

08/04/18 7:22:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5335Mr Dome

It’s much ado about nothing

08/04/18 8:37:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32994Welsh Rarebit

You scratch my hatchback and I'll scratch yours

08/04/18 7:01:02

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

It's a complete playwright-off.

08/04/18 8:01:12

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

"Something is rotten in the estate of Dent-mark."

08/04/18 7:13:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3314Chris Keegan

'That may be sir..however when it comes to the MOT you're in for a Holy Fail'

08/04/18 8:06:56

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"None shall pass!" --Crunchy Chords
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords
"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:57:28

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1064Baglan Gladiator

This is how a Mercedes bends

08/04/18 7:38:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6395Vanessa the Guesser

"There may be more problems under the sonnet."

08/04/18 7:35:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2051Dave Bryan

Bard news

08/04/18 7:04:34

 
stone face Vote score: 2101stone face

Macbent.

08/04/18 9:29:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6395Vanessa the Guesser

No need to make a drama out of it.

08/04/18 7:01:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2051Dave Bryan

By dint of bad driving

08/04/18 7:01:36

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 151Gavin Smithers

Mercutio's car. As Ambrose Bierce said, "Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate".

08/04/18 18:56:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8683Neil Mackenzie

How did you do it?
I backed into a round table.

08/04/18 18:55:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6896Pussy Galore

And to the person who did this, when I finish ripping your throat out, 'tis but a love-bite.

08/04/18 11:13:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17926John Glover

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? If you damage our car, you bloody well pay for it!

08/04/18 10:46:08

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

The crumpled bonnet bears the phrase "'Tis a write off."

08/04/18 8:44:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19564Ian Skelding

"My other car is Old English White."

08/04/18 8:25:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19564Ian Skelding

"He cut me up, ha ha, there's a bit of poetic justice."

08/04/18 8:23:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27423Tony Edwards

Bob Scratchit's car

08/04/18 7:55:21

 
Pablo Vote score: 3068Pablo

The driving lesson went from bard to verse.

08/04/18 7:53:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20921Michael Winner

Escort Pockmark IV

08/04/18 7:45:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2051Dave Bryan

''Now is the winter of our discondent''

08/04/18 7:10:40

 
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