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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37711Welsh Rarebit

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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13450Dan Nicholls

Wherefore art thou Alfa Romeo?

08/04/18 8:31:22

 
Pablo Vote score: 3393Pablo

"I said phone the RAC not the RSC!"

08/04/18 7:45:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13450Dan Nicholls

"Hast thou been in an accident that verily was not thy fault?"

08/04/18 7:22:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7815Mr Dome

It’s much ado about nothing

08/04/18 8:37:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37711Welsh Rarebit

You scratch my hatchback and I'll scratch yours

08/04/18 7:01:02

 
Pablo Vote score: 3393Pablo

It's a complete playwright-off.

08/04/18 8:01:12

 
Pablo Vote score: 3393Pablo

"Something is rotten in the estate of Dent-mark."

08/04/18 7:13:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7290Chris Keegan

'That may be sir..however when it comes to the MOT you're in for a Holy Fail'

08/04/18 8:06:56

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"None shall pass!" --Crunchy Chords
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2404Crunchy Chords
"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:57:28

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1078Baglan Gladiator

This is how a Mercedes bends

08/04/18 7:38:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9573Vanessa the Guesser

"There may be more problems under the sonnet."

08/04/18 7:35:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6197Dave Bryan

Bard news

08/04/18 7:04:34

 
stone face Vote score: 5974stone face

Macbent.

08/04/18 9:29:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9573Vanessa the Guesser

No need to make a drama out of it.

08/04/18 7:01:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6197Dave Bryan

By dint of bad driving

08/04/18 7:01:36

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

Mercutio's car. As Ambrose Bierce said, "Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate".

08/04/18 18:56:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9584Neil Mackenzie

How did you do it?
I backed into a round table.

08/04/18 18:55:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

And to the person who did this, when I finish ripping your throat out, 'tis but a love-bite.

08/04/18 11:13:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19620John Glover

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? If you damage our car, you bloody well pay for it!

08/04/18 10:46:08

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 177Paul Gledhill

The crumpled bonnet bears the phrase "'Tis a write off."

08/04/18 8:44:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21018Ian Skelding

"My other car is Old English White."

08/04/18 8:25:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21018Ian Skelding

"He cut me up, ha ha, there's a bit of poetic justice."

08/04/18 8:23:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30280Tony Edwards

Bob Scratchit's car

08/04/18 7:55:21

 
Pablo Vote score: 3393Pablo

The driving lesson went from bard to verse.

08/04/18 7:53:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22367Michael Winner

Escort Pockmark IV

08/04/18 7:45:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6197Dave Bryan

''Now is the winter of our discondent''

08/04/18 7:10:40

 
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