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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11616Dan Nicholls

Julius Sneezer

Tue 8:17:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19839Ian Skelding

Roamin' nose

Tue 9:03:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6907Vanessa the Guesser

"He just needs a little plaster."

Tue 8:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

I love a guy with chiselled features.

Tue 8:00:12

 
stone face Vote score: 2702stone face

Who is this man?- No one nose.

Tue 8:03:18

 
Dot Old Vote score: 243Dot Old

He kept his nose to the grindstone

Tue 8:00:20

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1619Tracey Sarge

Voldermortius

Tue 10:04:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11616Dan Nicholls

It's a little know fact that cocaine was in fact very popular in Roman times.

Tue 8:17:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28072Tony Edwards

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your nose."

Tue 8:44:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 406James Lennox

When the vandals chose to break off his nose, David breathed a sigh of relief.

Tue 8:28:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19615John Llamas

β€œ ...... it’s about time Mike Tindall had a statue.”

Tue 8:33:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2689Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry, we can't offer you the job. Although you claim to have a nose for business, it doesn't show up on your profile.''

Tue 8:24:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6907Vanessa the Guesser

His nose is definitely eRodin.

Tue 8:02:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19839Ian Skelding

"That bloody night watchman still hasn't been to Specsavers."

Tue 9:09:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

"Should've followed my nose."

Tue 8:16:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4090Chris Keegan

"Where's he from?"
- "Chipping Snorton"

Tue 8:16:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2689Dave Bryan

Nostrildamus

Tue 8:10:00

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Shed Nose Day

Tue 8:01:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5211Greg Curtis

"It's an olfactory defect."

Wed 8:24:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8802Neil Mackenzie

I told the Sculptor to use a fine chisel but he had to Pick it..

Tue 18:49:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3793Kenny Ireland

"Yes. My husband is a lot older than yours but he doesn't smell".

(nods to other smells)

Tue 15:55:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18172John Glover

"Whose it meant to be and how come it's damaged?"
"Who nose."

Tue 11:49:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 185Sam Cass

🎡 Where-nose where-nose, where-nose where-nose
Lack like an Egyptian..."🎡

Tue 10:58:24

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 185Sam Cass

"Et tu, Nausus?"

Tue 10:51:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 351Scrappy Doo

"No"se

Tue 10:10:42

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 351Scrappy Doo

"Got your nose!"

Tue 10:10:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19839Ian Skelding

"Atchoo, Brute?"

Nod to 8:00:07

Tue 9:30:50

 
G fj Vote score: 438G fj

The sculptor meant to spite his face

Tue 9:27:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28072Tony Edwards

Marked Antony

Tue 9:02:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5562Mr Dome

Jason and there Arenosnots

Tue 8:55:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5007Glyn Evans

David sphinx to himself, "Hold on, I'm totally not the first statue to rock this look..."

Tue 8:32:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5151Hercules Rockefeller

"Forget it, Caesar. It's Egypt-town."

Tue 8:31:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 406James Lennox

Nosis de Gono

Tue 8:21:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

🎡 It's not unusual to be unloved by anyone... 🎡

Tue 8:16:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 406James Lennox

A stony stare, chiseled features, and a granite jaw ... shame about his busted nose.

Tue 8:15:03

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The Wolf Vote score: 828The Wolf

Unfortunately his runny nose had gone for good

Tue 8:08:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 14131Mark England

" This is a statue of Catchalot, The Roman God of fishmongers who lost his nose to a Moray Eel"
"How did he smell?"
"By all accounts, terrible"

Tue 8:05:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4090Chris Keegan

Since their almighty bust up Beavis is now a solo act

Tue 8:04:55

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4560Chris Halliwell

How does he smell?

Bloody awful!

Tue 8:04:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 406James Lennox

Looks like Alexander the Great did die of syphilis after all.

Tue 8:03:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 828The Wolf

He'd been well beaten in his head to head dual with Rhino on Gladiators

Tue 8:02:21

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Nasal cavity

Tue 8:02:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 581Molly R

"No, I've never told a lie in my life."

Tue 8:01:53

 
Dot Old Vote score: 243Dot Old

β€œWho bust my nose?”

Tue 8:00:32

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Scratch n sniff

Tue 8:00:32

 
Dot Old Vote score: 243Dot Old

β€œPhew! Thought my nose block would never disappear.”

Tue 8:00:08

 
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