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Parasight.
05/05/19 20:06:55
Bug eyed.
05/05/19 20:02:02
Fly-lashes
05/05/19 20:00:06
Insectiseyed
05/05/19 20:03:19
Maybe it's Maybeeline
05/05/19 20:00:20
Arachlid.
05/05/19 20:09:54
Messcara
05/05/19 20:04:58
Venus Fleyetrap.
05/05/19 22:12:06
Weevil-eye
05/05/19 21:06:12
Maybe she's born with it, Maybe it's genetic engineering gone horribly wrong.
05/05/19 20:09:34
"I said come as Cleopatra not coleoptera,"
05/05/19 22:37:38
"I wondered why she had her face in my soup."
05/05/19 20:06:12
She thinks she's the bees knees.
05/05/19 20:02:49
Mascarab beetle
05/05/19 20:26:30
Peepy crawler
05/05/19 20:20:17
"You've gone through the Telepod again, haven't you?"
05/05/19 20:06:37
These insect jokes are getting cornea by the minute.
05/05/19 21:27:20
"Shall I stop and put the roof up love?"
05/05/19 20:31:18
I'm a lousy makeup artist.
05/05/19 20:19:42
Eye-dam Ant.
05/05/19 20:14:19
"I think I've found my see legs at last."
05/05/19 20:02:41
Creepy-crawleyes
05/05/19 20:02:14
"I spider with my little eye, something beginning with..."
05/05/19 20:00:07
iPods
05/05/19 22:07:31
Very clever Mr Holmes, but how can you prove I was the one looking through the keyhole?
05/05/19 21:52:40
White widow
05/05/19 20:42:29
Lucy always came home fly-eyed after going out on the lash.
05/05/19 20:34:32
Sawfly
05/05/19 20:21:35
Nothing a little RAID can't fix.
05/05/19 20:14:49
Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
05/05/19 20:13:34
♫ Spider fan, spider fan, does whatever a spider fan can.. ♫
05/05/19 20:13:20
"I thought I'd make a special effort. It's not every day you have a date with Spider-man."
05/05/19 20:10:10
Mascarnage
05/05/19 20:09:05
Insected eye
05/05/19 20:03:12
Bugs under her eyes
05/05/19 20:00:59
I eight fake lashes
05/05/19 20:00:34
You can always tell when someone is proper buzzed out of their eyeballs.
06/05/19 9:17:05
...and that's why I suffer from Eyerachnophobia.
06/05/19 3:19:47
Don't close your eye, you'll never get it open again.
06/05/19 2:57:41
"What do you mean it hurts to close your eye?"
06/05/19 2:57:05
Dancing on eyes!
05/05/19 22:59:16
Unusual most people use earwigs for balding lugholes.
05/05/19 22:50:10
Always thought she looked a bit creepy!
05/05/19 21:22:21
At least it isn't a mousetache
05/05/19 20:37:43
"Ouch! I've got an eye in me flies."
05/05/19 20:31:40
Gnatalie.
05/05/19 20:30:03
Fl-eye
05/05/19 20:22:41
Her flies follow you around the room.
05/05/19 20:20:00
Margaret was very fleasy on the eye.
05/05/19 20:16:46
"Is there anything you wouldn't do to grab Jeff Golblum's attention?"Nod to 20:06:37
05/05/19 20:14:21
Kinky eyes
05/05/19 20:11:24
Insect-o-cutie.
05/05/19 20:03:29
When that cat photo was downvoted I knew there would be a blacklash.
05/05/19 20:01:41
Tsetse eye
05/05/19 20:00:58
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