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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10298Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm really impressed with your manhood!"
"That's just the tip of the iceberg."

23/04/19 19:16:14

 
Boycie Vote score: 6698Boycie

Mo Salad

23/04/19 19:16:23

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Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

Salad Daze

23/04/19 19:01:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19900John Glover

"He's sprung a leek, quick, get a salad dressing."

23/04/19 19:35:35

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Matt and too veg

23/04/19 19:06:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Ever wondered what happened to the Cabbage Patch Kid

23/04/19 19:21:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4465James Lennox

He's in hiding from three rabbits with guns.

23/04/19 19:11:15

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

He was found dead, apparently someone had cut his carroted artery.

23/04/19 19:06:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6648Stephen Bean

Citizen Kale

23/04/19 21:56:22

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

Here's a photo of me when I stayed in the Savoy.

23/04/19 20:10:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

Reg was left in a vegetative state after his accident in the garden.

23/04/19 19:00:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6201Hercules Rockefeller

"You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?"

23/04/19 19:04:59

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

50-a-day.

23/04/19 19:44:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

23/04/19 19:21:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

That's my mate, he's Norwegian. I've also got a friend who's a Swede

23/04/19 19:13:45

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

When Pete stood up he realised the sofa was stained beyond repair. The beetroot really had put colour in his cheeks!

23/04/19 19:04:44

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

I'm not sure but he may be suffering from corn on the nob there.

23/04/19 19:04:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Cabbage patch troll

23/04/19 19:03:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

The stuff Steve posts on Facebook is getting grocer and grocer.

23/04/19 19:00:17

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

Has science gone too far?

24/04/19 3:10:23

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

New alien for the next Guardians of the Galaxy film revealed

23/04/19 19:31:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22595Michael Winner

Admit it Marvel, your Avengers-meets-Gardener's-World crossover just didn't work.

23/04/19 19:29:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

Plant of the Apes

23/04/19 19:24:07

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords
"Im really impressed with your manhood!" "Thats just the tip of the iceberg."

23/04/19 19:21:12

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Canvasing for the Greens Party can be exhausting

23/04/19 19:17:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

After a tough day at work all Dave wants to do is veg out.

23/04/19 19:13:33

 
Boycie Vote score: 6698Boycie

I've been vegan for 3 years, and it has never done me any harm

23/04/19 19:11:22

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Al Lotment

23/04/19 19:01:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

Wow! I'd love to meat him.

23/04/19 19:01:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5898The Wolf

Linda McCartney's porn stash has just been made public

23/04/19 19:00:07

 
Claudie Van Bergen Claudie Van Bergen

Dave was all ready for his Tinder date with a vegan

30/04/19 21:23:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

There was a huge turnup at his wedding.

24/04/19 3:54:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Rocket man.

24/04/19 3:51:09

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 524Generic RedHead

He's a 5-a-day type of guy.

23/04/19 23:20:06

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 166Madeline Charlton

I guess the " Eat them to beat them " campaign went too far...

23/04/19 21:47:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6648Stephen Bean

Die Chard

23/04/19 21:41:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 808Dot Old

Dinner suit

23/04/19 21:39:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5898The Wolf

"Will somebody PLEASE get me a f*cking Big Mac"

23/04/19 21:07:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5898The Wolf

"I couldn't believe it when I heard the news. I've known Hannibal Lecter for years and he was always really nice to me"

23/04/19 20:58:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

Coming soon to a cinema near you...Alien vs. Vegator

23/04/19 20:44:12

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

CT scans suggest the protective quality of a diet rich in vegetables against the spread of most cancers has been overestimated.

23/04/19 20:16:22

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

"Jeezus I don't think you could look any grocer."

23/04/19 20:10:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

"Hope he's not going to take a leek."

23/04/19 20:06:14

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

He's a black belt in carroty.

23/04/19 20:05:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6695stone face

"What did you do last night?"

"Oh I just stayed in and got cabbaged."

23/04/19 20:04:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4465James Lennox

Peter was totally over this party. The fruit salad kept hitting on him.

23/04/19 19:34:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9824Neil Mackenzie

He is really a couch potato.

23/04/19 19:30:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22595Michael Winner

Brusselhead.

23/04/19 19:26:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

Souperman

23/04/19 19:25:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

No wonder he was upset at the reading of the will, a lot meant to go to him.

23/04/19 19:22:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

Field of Dreams

23/04/19 19:21:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6094Glyn Evans

We thought of a way to uproot him from the couch. I suggested squash.

23/04/19 19:19:10

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1681Scrappy Doo

He wasn't vegan last night.

23/04/19 19:18:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5990Greg Curtis

"The Jolly Green Giant, at a roughage."

23/04/19 19:16:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

Joe was rooted to the spot.

23/04/19 19:15:33

 
Boycie Vote score: 6698Boycie

On gardening leave

23/04/19 19:14:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

Pete and two veg.

23/04/19 19:13:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

Cos Mick

23/04/19 19:11:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3780Karyn Harrison

You are what you eat.

23/04/19 19:08:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3780Karyn Harrison

Proof that vegan diets can be just as beefy.

23/04/19 19:07:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3780Karyn Harrison

Beta carotene male

23/04/19 19:05:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10298Vanessa the Guesser

He's been out on the goulash.

23/04/19 19:03:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Too lazy for the apples and pears

23/04/19 19:02:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

He's pissed, leaf him alone.

23/04/19 19:02:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

“Babe, when you texted me veg emojis…”

23/04/19 19:00:36

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Roast beef & Mick's veg for tea luv"

23/04/19 19:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

"Do you feel sick? because you're looking a bit green"

23/04/19 19:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Fancy dressing?

23/04/19 19:00:08

 
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