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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2348Crunchy Chords

“Wash your windscreen?"

28/04/19 19:00:25

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5719Greg Curtis

"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car."

28/04/19 21:05:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4624The Wolf

"Don't worry guys, we're friendly bears, although I'd watch the light brown one, he seems to like your beard and he hasn't had a good sh*g for months"

28/04/19 20:02:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20958Ian Skelding

Car Bears

28/04/19 19:08:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4624The Wolf

“We are not moving out of the way until you tell us where we can find that cheeky cow, Goldilocks”

28/04/19 19:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9509Neil Mackenzie

Sorry to bother you, but you wouldn’t happen to have some toilet roll in the car?

29/04/19 6:25:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7001Chris Keegan

"Guys, I'm sorry but when you heard me saying I've lost my bearings I seriously don't want to buy any"

28/04/19 19:28:59

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  Smuldo Vote score: 11164 Smuldo

"I know you're all angry but it wasn't my girlfriend, she doesn't even like porridge..."

28/04/19 19:24:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3315James Lennox

Back when animal testing wasn't frowned upon it was used to answer all sorts of questions, like here: Which hair type is most intelligent, blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

"Ok, ready, paws on bonnet ... Who was the thirteenth President of the United States?"

28/04/19 22:33:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22302Michael Winner

"Well mate, it looks like your shocks are gone and your nearside McPherson strut needs welding."

28/04/19 19:42:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

"Memo to oneself, always carry a camera for that Kodiak moment."

28/04/19 19:19:21

 
Joe Vote score: 1604Joe

‘Simon Smith? Get your coat...’

28/04/19 21:11:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22302Michael Winner

"What headlights?"

28/04/19 19:44:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 331Charles Gilbert

Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord a savior Yogi?

29/04/19 14:36:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5719Greg Curtis

"Okay - ahh, right now...there's a little girl tasting your porridge?"

29/04/19 1:16:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1274Scrappy Doo

We're looking for that car filled with monkeys.

28/04/19 22:59:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4624The Wolf

"Sorry, if I'd known you'd be joining us I would have rented a Winniebago"

28/04/19 20:05:16

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Gavin Smithers Vote score: 287Gavin Smithers

" Superglue? No, I haven't heard of Extinction Rebellion."

28/04/19 19:43:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

Bear naked leybys

28/04/19 19:42:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19524John Glover

"How are you doing?"
"Oh, bearing up."

28/04/19 19:25:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20958Ian Skelding

"Two weeks and the Touch the Car competition is still going on."

28/04/19 19:19:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

"Does a bear sh*t in the hood?

28/04/19 19:00:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4894Stephen Bean

"We did see a little blond girl about a mile back but there was no sign of any porridge."

28/04/19 19:00:03

 
Gary Stuckey Gary Stuckey

Are you sure Goldilocks lives this way?

15/05/19 7:37:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1370larry G.

Bear to the right, you'll be there in 10 minutes.

30/04/19 14:36:46

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 66Anthony Smith

Wax and polish?

29/04/19 8:50:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1274Scrappy Doo

And then they ate them.

29/04/19 2:27:14

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

"It took us HOURS to assemble that chair! I'm telling you that your girlfriend is HER, Barry. We know a bad dye job when we see one."

28/04/19 22:50:10

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 66Anthony Smith

Isn't it wonderful how we all met on Facebook all those years ago? And finally we get to meet like this...it's fantastic!

28/04/19 21:27:04

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Why the big paws? ... this comment made sense before the edit. --James Lennox
Anthony Smith Vote score: 66Anthony Smith

Are you guys lost??
No, we're looking for snacks. Have you got any?

28/04/19 21:23:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5751Dave Bryan

Yogi Car-Michael

28/04/19 20:57:48

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5719Greg Curtis

"Good, now SPREAD'M...Honey, frisk'm."

28/04/19 20:54:59

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1274Scrappy Doo

In Soviet Union, hookers come right up to car.

28/04/19 20:44:20

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In Soviet Union, hookers come right up to your hotel-room offering "Room service" ... I'm not even kidding. Happened to me twice. The offering part, not being serviced in my room. --James Lennox
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

What type of service do i want, just the bear minimum thanks.

28/04/19 20:08:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5751Dave Bryan

''This is a sticky-up. Hand over the honey.''

28/04/19 20:04:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30101Tony Edwards

Paws for thought.

28/04/19 19:53:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19524John Glover

Having looked after them as orphaned cubs, releasing them back into the wild was an emotional time for them all.

28/04/19 19:51:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9337Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok, for $20 we'll show you where Justin Bieber lives?"

28/04/19 19:32:53

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 287Gavin Smithers

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the top piece of advice was don't get out of your car for a photo."

28/04/19 19:29:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19524John Glover

"I think the've lost their bearings."

28/04/19 19:24:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4659Vivvy En

"Please Mate, take us anywhere except for a friggin' picnic."

28/04/19 19:23:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

The stare bear bunch

28/04/19 19:11:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5911Hercules Rockefeller

"Are you daft? Of course, we can't validate your parking."

28/04/19 19:09:35

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2489Trace Sarge

"Hand over the bear necessities of life"

28/04/19 19:05:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7571Mr Dome

'No!! I am not your long-lost f****** bear cub'

28/04/19 19:04:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9337Vanessa the Guesser

It's harder to look cool when you've got a bear behind.

28/04/19 19:03:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3099Karyn Harrison

Whatever's going on in the distance, it must be pretty spectacular.

28/04/19 19:03:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7571Mr Dome

Bears Grill

28/04/19 19:03:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

Teddy bears pick on Nick

28/04/19 19:01:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3099Karyn Harrison

"Got any Pepsi? We're Cola bears."

28/04/19 19:01:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2348Crunchy Chords

Looks adorable, but they bearly made it out alive.

28/04/19 19:01:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3099Karyn Harrison

I see trouble bruin.

28/04/19 19:00:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

"Lost are you? Just bear left..."

28/04/19 19:00:13

 
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