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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

They'll soon drift apart.

26/04/19 21:03:20

Stu Dent Vote score: 3738Stu Dent

You could have at least trimmed your holly bush

26/04/19 20:06:49

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 484Charles Gilbert

"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey."

27/04/19 4:36:40

Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

They were both nervous about their upcoming honeymoon in Tahiti.

26/04/19 20:58:38

Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

"I only have ice for you."

26/04/19 20:31:18

The Wolf Vote score: 6971The Wolf

“Oh Frosty, I love you so much that I’m melting”

“Aw thanks dear, while you’re down there…”

26/04/19 20:00:50

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

"I bought it from the Anne Winters catalogue."

26/04/19 20:12:47

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 484Charles Gilbert

There have been frostier receptions, but not many.

27/04/19 4:28:27

Dave Bryan Vote score: 8995Dave Bryan

Attention Captioneers! A public information message from Chris Beach:

''Post early for Christmas.''

26/04/19 20:47:00

Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

I hear that John Lewis want us *both* in their Christmas advert again

26/04/19 20:37:59

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6572Hercules Rockefeller

"Brace yourselves, Winter is coming."

26/04/19 20:06:31

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

"You're having Olaf"

26/04/19 20:03:25

Mark England Vote score: 16517Mark England

"I only had eyes for you when I saw that your makers had given you an extra groin-height carrot"

26/04/19 20:03:19

The Wolf Vote score: 6971The Wolf

"What do you mean you're leaving me for another snowman? Are you having Olaf?"

26/04/19 20:03:16

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3201Crunchy Chords

“Holly ripped her bodice from her ample bosom and handed it to the rock-hard snowman, eager for his touch…”

Snowmance novel

26/04/19 20:00:23

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Let's just stay engaged darling, because I'm not cut out for marriage"

26/04/19 20:00:04

Michelle Chase Michelle Chase

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

27/04/19 18:50:55

Glad You Remember Vote score: 1110Glad You Remember

"Don't be shy. I'm virgin snow too."

27/04/19 13:10:11

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

You know you're really in love when you even love her cold shoulder.

26/04/19 22:18:02

John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

We have to get married in Scotland Brian, in a presbyterian church, because I'm one of the Wee Freeze."

26/04/19 21:49:46

Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

"Yes, dear. You are the apple of my eye, straw to my berry, love of my life, and snow on and snow forth..."

26/04/19 21:09:40

Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Where's Willy?

26/04/19 20:39:20

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

He was all smiles when she put her hand on his snow balls, but he wasn’t happy when she threw them at next doors cat.

27/04/19 5:16:06

James Lennox Vote score: 5322James Lennox

As a sign of dedication Vincent van Snow had Santa drag him behind the sleigh for five miles, before severing his red raw buttocks and gifting them to his beloved.

27/04/19 1:57:54

Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"What an ice couple."

26/04/19 23:59:41

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

"Darling last night I dreamt of you and you were a goblin."
"Yes, and then I discovered you were a fairy."

26/04/19 23:30:33

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Wishing to take it to the next level, Jane slowly placed the mistletoe right above John's dick.

26/04/19 22:15:58

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

What a bunch of snowflakes.

26/04/19 22:13:16

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Will you forget me in the cold light of the day?"

26/04/19 22:12:04

Chris Keegan Vote score: 8407Chris Keegan

Sorry love, summer is all but here, I just don't think we're cut out for this.

26/04/19 22:09:10

Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

Santa, you dirty old goat! We can see you on a romantic date with Postman Pat's cat...

26/04/19 22:01:23

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Santa discovers the joy of voyeurism .

26/04/19 21:18:52

Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2094Scrappy Doo

Show me on the snowball where Frosty touched you.

26/04/19 21:17:35

Stephen Bean Vote score: 9218Stephen Bean

"Help me Frank, we should never have left the North Pole. I'm f*ckin shrinkin!"

26/04/19 20:58:51

Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

My flatmate is so cool

26/04/19 20:39:08

Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Voyeurism, Santa-style

26/04/19 20:37:30

stone face Vote score: 7441stone face

who votes for these crap photos?

26/04/19 20:28:18

Snow idea --Mr Dome
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

"What's that I can feel, handsome?"

"Snowballs darling, snowballs."

26/04/19 20:23:41

Chris Keegan Vote score: 8407Chris Keegan

"It's not looking good love, apparently Mr Debenham put us on Ebay today"

26/04/19 20:22:02

Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

The Greatest Snowman

26/04/19 20:09:12

Mark England Vote score: 16517Mark England

"Watch out, there's a Humphrey about"

26/04/19 20:04:41

James Lennox Vote score: 5322James Lennox

"Merry Christmas Honey, I got you those fake breasts you've always wanted. They're the wrong colour, but after they're attached I'll touch them up."

26/04/19 20:01:49

The Wolf Vote score: 6971The Wolf

♪ Cavorting in the air ♪

26/04/19 20:00:04

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