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Dan Nicholls	Ironically, she was caught shoplifting in Boots. 05/10/18 7:01:30	2 14
Perhaps she's well trained. --Funny Bean
Sam Cass	"It was a good caption! It deserved your vote!" 04/10/18 19:12:40	3 14
Sooo funny. I'm still in my first week on the site so I must apologize for not voting for some captions. It was several days before I realized I was able to vote for more than one caption for each photo. It would be great if we all had to give ev... --Funny Bean
Chris Keegan	Come on guys, you can clearly see he was down first when the music stopped 03/10/18 19:00:24	14

Charles Gleason	clever Man: "You gotta let me in with me guide dog." Steward: "That's not a guide dog, they're Labradors." Man: "What have they given me then ?" 01/10/18 11:57:36	14

Welsh Rarebit	Nanny Pacquiao 30/09/18 19:00:25	14

Chris Keegan	lol At least we were spared the photo of him in the dump truck 30/09/18 11:00:42	14

Chris Keegan	James Exceled at swimming. 29/09/18 19:09:59	14

Charles Gleason	lol 🎵 "Nothing you could say could tear me away from..." 27/09/18 11:48:09	14

Welsh Rarebit	"We drew tutu" 23/09/18 19:00:07	2 14
If you mean me: I agree that this version is better. Voting for it is the next best thing to coming up with it myself! --Glad You Remember
Welsh Rarebit	Lobal warming 23/09/18 12:02:18	14

Greg Curtis	"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 9:58:55	14

Chris Keegan	Dinner Date 15/09/18 7:26:44	14

Tina Jay	Veggiemight. 10/09/18 20:01:24	14

Welsh Rarebit	The Painter Sisters 06/09/18 11:00:04	14

C CaMel	clever This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28	14

Smuldo	"What's up, Spock..." 03/09/18 12:17:40	14

Welsh Rarebit	Police hunting for an escaped prisoner say that it is like looking for a Knievel in a haystack. 02/09/18 19:03:24	14

stone face	"We're taking him for a day out to the London Eye. He loves it ...runs on it for hours." 02/09/18 11:56:15	14

Barking Mad	DOA, is that a good number plate for a taxi ? 02/09/18 11:07:12	2 14
Yes, this is much funnier than the hamster. --Dave Bryan
Mr Dome	clever I was paid a lot to smuggle this one in 31/08/18 14:16:15	14

Barking Mad	Trish 'n chips. 27/08/18 11:00:17	14

Pete	"Hello Yorick. You're looking unusually chipper this morning." 27/08/18 7:37:33	14

Tina Flowers	'I'm afraid this painting is worthless, it's ripped!' 22/08/18 19:21:33	14

GeeDee	For God's sake Fred I've been looking all over for that Multi LED Torch!! 19/08/18 9:42:37	14

Ian Skelding	"Could I have bunions with that please?" 18/08/18 11:00:53	14

John Glover	We bought it at a knockdown price, 17/08/18 22:05:38	14

Pussy Galore	Well, that locksmith did get me in, but I'm not sure I'd use him again. 17/08/18 19:07:17	14

Dan Nicholls	clever "Ooh you smell like porridge!" "That's why they call me Donkey Oaty." 17/08/18 7:18:08	14

Dave Bryan	clever A recent survey suggests that 3 out of 10 people have difficulty opening Windows. 12/08/18 7:08:57	14

Greg Curtis	"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 11:41:12	14

Ian Skelding	Kellmoggs 07/08/18 19:52:40	14

Leroy Brown	Spotted Dick 07/08/18 11:05:43	14

Dan Nicholls	Aisle 16: cigarettes. 06/08/18 19:16:00	4 14
Aisle 18: morning-after pills --Crunchy Chords
Michael Winner	Tomb Rider. 03/08/18 7:12:31	14

Tony Edwards	Catching some rays. 02/08/18 19:07:38	14

Pete	Ali cat. 02/08/18 7:00:08	14

Tony Edwards	lol Gobshite 28/07/18 19:22:40	14

Mr Dome	lol Nice slippers 28/07/18 11:11:49	1 14
So simple that I couldn't think of it --sandeep chahal
Welsh Rarebit	Rib trickler 23/07/18 11:00:18	14

Welsh Rarebit	Pad-Man 20/07/18 19:00:05	14

Michael Winner	The end of the drainbow. 20/07/18 8:19:54	2 14

Dan Nicholls	lol "Hello is that 'Angel Escorts'? I want to speak to someone about my 4pm booking. I specifically ordered whores in police uniform with zip access box". 18/07/18 9:43:18	14

Welsh Rarebit	Brick fest at Tiffany's 17/07/18 9:08:48	14

Tiny Alien	clever Talk to the hound, cos the face ain't listening 16/07/18 9:12:11	14

Welsh Rarebit	Drownton Abbey 15/07/18 19:03:41	14

Hercules Rockefeller	Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 19:34:37	14

ant knee	Hot Fuzz 10/07/18 19:03:24	14

Michael Winner	The Southern Rail passengers sighed with envy as they saw how much room the cattle had to move in. 10/07/18 11:05:17	14

Carey Sutton	I take it you have been out jogging again going by those two black eyes. 21/06/18 9:44:56	1 14
The skipping didn't help, either. ;) --Pussy Galore
Dave Bryan	As he walked through the back streets of Marseille, Pierre began to notice some pain underneath his right arm. 17/06/18 11:02:18	14

Welsh Rarebit	Warning: May contain nuts 10/06/18 7:01:04	14

Ian Skelding	lol " ... and take your damn books with you." 30/05/18 19:10:24	14

Welsh Rarebit	clever Caption Pugwatch 27/05/18 7:00:16	14

Michael Winner	lol creative clever whisper "The Arctic Constrictor hunts by disguising its tracks in the snow..." 24/05/18 19:45:07	2 14
Hissterical --Greg Curtis
Mark England	"There's gold in them thar heels" 14/05/18 11:55:16	1 14

Welsh Rarebit	They must be a cross breed 07/05/18 11:00:18	1 14
Only if you upset them --John Glover
John Glover	"What do you mean, you want to cross the road. Why?" 05/05/18 12:08:10	14

Welsh Rarebit	The Last Sipper 03/05/18 19:16:49	14

Ian Skelding	lol it's rude to eat with your elbows on the table ... send 30/04/18 7:11:01	14

Welsh Rarebit	P-p-puke up a Penguin 23/04/18 19:00:05	1 14
I have to vote for this because it's the exact caption I had in mind, but you beat me to it! ;) --Pussy Galore
Welsh Rarebit	clever Undercover copper 23/04/18 11:00:25	14

Mr Dome	On the plus side, he did catch the frisbee 25/03/18 7:29:25	3 14
I sense this is going to descend quickly --Mr Dome
Mark England	It was a bit of a shock when Chewbacca turned up for the Tennis Club's 10th Anniversary get together, but i suppose that they shouldn't have let Janice, who has a speech impediment, organise it. They were expecting Sue Barker 24/03/18 20:32:32	14

Welsh Rarebit	Murmurmaids 18/03/18 20:09:50	14

Dan Nicholls	Lisa suddenly realised that she had left her bobble hat boiling on the stove. 16/03/18 8:01:25	2 14
That made me laugh. --Hannah Jones
Pete	Jive-a-side. 15/03/18 22:12:57	14

Vanessa the Guesser	clever x2 Cowpoke 11/03/18 21:09:00	1 14
Had to give this an extra vote, really simple and to the point.Love it. --John Glover
Dan Nicholls	There's some fin in my eye. 28/02/18 12:30:12	14

C CaMel	Did he convert? 25/02/18 20:01:00	1 14
No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
Vanessa the Guesser	My wife's a lousy driver. 21/02/18 20:05:34	14

C CaMel	lol "Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31	14

Dave Bryan	Pantyhose 19/02/18 8:02:57	14

John Glover	clever The Kraken is innocent! 16/02/18 13:10:18	14

Dan Nicholls	lol Ello ello ello, what's bin going on 'ere then? 13/02/18 9:11:10	14

Andrea Ivey	Dead astaire 28/01/18 22:41:43	1 14
I had this rxact caption but changed my mind :) --Mr Dome
Michael Winner	lol creative clever Back to the Fuchsia. 25/01/18 20:22:36	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Wedding of the sentry 25/01/18 12:00:09	14

Pussy Galore	"Mum says when you've finished meditating, can she have her tea-towel back?" 16/01/18 13:10:26	14

Michael Winner	"At the first stroke, it will be..." 04/01/18 12:27:24	14

Welsh Rarebit	clever Pret A Manger 26/12/17 12:16:24	14

ant man	Eating bland mushy food, taking regular naps and farting without shame. It's easy for two people to bond when they have so much in common. 19/12/17 13:53:22	14

John Llamas	She was hoping to land Phil 11/12/17 12:46:25	14

Ian Skelding	lol "Ahh, look Charles, he's got your ears." 10/12/17 20:06:39	14

Welsh Rarebit	Salmon Rushdie 02/12/17 12:03:07	14

Dave E	clever He was told to wear a suit 30/11/17 12:03:00	14

Pete	It was Lord Snowed-on appreciation day. 24/11/17 20:35:08	14

Chris Keegan	I personally didn't like their kitchen but it takes allsorts... 21/11/17 8:16:32	14

Tony Edwards	The love bugs 15/11/17 12:01:34	14

Michael Winner	I'll bet eclipse it. 12/11/17 8:29:51	14

Vanessa the Guesser	Perfect for the rat race. 11/11/17 8:00:35	14

C CaMel	Crapstick 10/11/17 20:08:13	14

Pussy Galore	The wife always buys me a pair of boxers for Christmas. 21/10/17 19:01:28	1 14
Looks more like the day after Christmas to me. --Crunchy Chords
Dan Nicholls	Whirl Paul 18/10/17 19:01:02	14

Pete	A delft Hitler. 16/10/17 11:00:06	14

John Llamas	lol "Looks like you've been collared .... Oops" "Now don't start acting all shirty .... oh sorry again" "Ere, has anyone got any cuffs? ....... really sorry mate, you must think us terribly insensitive." 06/10/17 13:12:40	14

Troompa Loompa	Cher unhappy with plastic surgeon following her latest facelift. 03/10/17 11:06:33	1 14
Ha, ha! I see the resemblance: "I got...YOU BABE!" --Greg Curtis
John Llamas	lol They did a lovely job with the bandages, after the incident with the seagull. 02/10/17 20:10:07	14

Michael Winner	"Sadly, that was the last episode of Tom and Jerry, but tune in next week for a new series called 'The Tom Show'." 30/09/17 19:35:03	14

Mr Dome	Can I ask you equestrian? 30/09/17 1:05:50	14

Michael Winner	SPARE TEN PENCE FOR A BLIND AND HOMELESS DALEK? 27/09/17 19:23:35	1 14
'EXTORTIONATE!' --Mr Dome

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