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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''Oops, I've dropped the baby down the toilet.''

15/11/18 12:03:43

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"I baptize you Floaty McFloatface." --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''We'll need a crane to shift that turd.''

15/11/18 13:33:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!"

15/11/18 12:00:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

When I said get down to London and take a photo of that old bird on the throne this is not what I ment

15/11/18 12:01:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

I've been expecting a couple of big bills from the plumber.

15/11/18 12:12:06

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 530Zak Toby1998

"Ermmm... dave, that wasn't a brown trout you just ate"

15/11/18 12:53:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Bog Storkelling

15/11/18 12:00:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

For my birthday I asked him for a goat, someone else who can't tell stork from butter.

15/11/18 12:58:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

“Now you’re certain you had the baby with you in here earlier?”

15/11/18 12:16:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

Bird Bath & Beyond

15/11/18 12:12:46

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

"Well Marvin, as union rep I think it's up to you to get us a better room to sit in, while we're waiting for a baby to deliver."

15/11/18 12:08:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

When the Chick hatches I think we should call him John.

16/11/18 16:58:18

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 17Adrian Purcell

Strangely enough, I think I can hold on.

16/11/18 6:22:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Now wash your hens

15/11/18 12:52:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Bird flu, looks like a pandemic?

15/11/18 12:31:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Look Who's Storking

15/11/18 12:29:38

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Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"It took several attempts before they were finally captioned."

15/11/18 12:19:52

 
CAROLE GRIFFITHS CAROLE GRIFFITHS

I stuck up for you today - someone said you weren't fit to live in a pigsty and I said you were!

17/11/18 20:35:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Next we see how the Jones family are getting on in this special edition of Life Swap.

16/11/18 8:12:03

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

I know it was a good evening 'cos I ordered a couple of birds with long legs...

15/11/18 21:06:57

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

PeliCan

15/11/18 19:50:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Where's the stool pigeon?"

15/11/18 18:50:28

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

When you said let's fly off to the WC I thought you meant the West Coast.

15/11/18 18:26:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Smellycans

15/11/18 16:01:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

"Will you give the travel agent a ring, love? This definitely isn't my idea of a nice bog."

15/11/18 14:59:05

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 419Barrie Bullock

Are you stalking me?

15/11/18 13:38:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Hello dear you should of gone to specsavers; your crate of Malibou just arrived.

15/11/18 13:20:34

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Did you mean Marabou? --Molly R
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

An alternative view of the nativity.

15/11/18 13:06:47

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 530Zak Toby1998

"I might have a fly shit in there"

15/11/18 12:57:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

That's a funny place to keep them. I keep mine in the stork cupboard.

15/11/18 12:25:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Fowl discharge.

15/11/18 12:19:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"Hello sir, freshen up to impress the birds?"

15/11/18 12:07:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''This bird reserve is going down the pan.''

15/11/18 12:04:31

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

Am sure my ex is storking me.

15/11/18 12:03:59

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Tailet trained

15/11/18 12:03:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''I prefer my old bog.''

15/11/18 12:01:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''After you've finished put the seat down.''

15/11/18 12:00:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"We're just storktaking..."

15/11/18 12:00:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

“What the??…..Mate, there’s a couple of birds in the Gents!”

15/11/18 12:00:09

 
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