clever

More Th>n one Freeman.

08/02/19 12:13:53

"It was a good caption! It deserved your vote!"

04/10/18 20:12:40

Well, that's not a good sign.

20/02/19 20:01:09

lol

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs.

29/11/18 12:48:16

The room was desserted.

26/09/18 14:44:56

clever

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy has been served.

20/02/19 16:32:04

"Dear Lord, she even burned the beer! HOW??"

27/03/19 12:23:25

"I should have married the ugly one."

27/03/19 12:02:57

Just look at those two treblemakers!

08/03/19 20:01:12

He was a master baiter.

19/02/19 17:53:56

What a relief!

05/02/19 20:05:09

No one wanted to address the naked elephant in the room.

03/11/18 12:00:13

"Excuse me sir, do you need a hand?"

19/03/19 12:03:53

clever

You're not you when you're thirsty.

03/03/19 19:19:13

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

Meanwhile the tortoise is winning the race.

06/12/18 13:08:20

Hao to train your dragon.

12/11/18 10:38:09

'Owl be back!'

23/10/18 12:08:13

As you sow so shall you sleep.

01/08/18 14:10:47

Benny the horse headed straight for the cliff knowing that he would be immortalised in song.

10/04/19 20:55:46

He tried to enjoy the show the lesbians were putting on but his glaucoma was acting up.

09/04/19 12:49:04

Chewbacca's favourite was "Ms. April".

31/03/19 20:00:41

"I see white people."

06/03/19 20:08:39

"I WILL NOT LEAVE THE FIELD!"

25/02/19 13:32:11

Just two rabbits, standing on their hind legs, telling each other secrets.

18/02/19 13:33:56

"Mark my words, Amanda, you will be first to die when we get thumbs."

29/10/18 11:45:16

Another completely realistic Dr. Who alien.

15/08/18 20:10:55

Life of Pi in the sky.

14/03/19 12:04:08

Not what you think. It's an academy for the gifted.

14/03/19 11:54:00

After the first telemarketer, the !Nhegenghe people began wishing they had remained uncontacted.

06/03/19 20:15:01

Guess he's not Fallon in love with her.

01/03/19 13:23:08

Today's Ted Talk has been cancelled.

12/12/18 20:17:24

Well, that's a ruff looking couple.

03/12/18 13:34:51

"Now you come and say 'Donna Corleona, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godmother." You come onto this ride on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money."

18/11/18 20:10:12

There's always that one frog ruining the family portrait, not looking at the camera.

02/11/18 12:39:51

"Women hot with lunch hot free pony the," dyslexic John read as he drove past the sign bemoaning having gone his entire life without knowing the touch of a woman.

Tue 20:14:01

Let's leave; let's remain.

12/04/19 21:46:34

"Where's your neck, mate?"

10/04/19 13:55:22

"This I can promise you, Susan: I'll kill you first. Slowly."

05/04/19 0:08:36

Little Red & Riding Hood.

21/03/19 12:11:37

Thumbing's wrong here.

19/03/19 12:00:50

American kids call this "fine dining".

13/03/19 12:00:27

"If anyone ever tries to touch you in your 'no-no place', dear, quill them to death!"

12/03/19 21:19:58

"Grandma, that's not Grandpa's crotch!"
"It's fine, love. You're adopted."

12/03/19 1:20:04

First the antifreeze in his smoothie. Now this. Leon was beginning to suspect Kara knew about his affair.

23/02/19 21:37:50

"Mother Earth", the new model being used to sway President Trump back towards the Paris Agreement.

22/02/19 12:58:09

"Erase the four, this room is cold. Put nine instead."

15/02/19 20:03:04

9 out of 10 referees recommend flossing.

10/02/19 21:35:36

Everyone else thought Jane a dear but Lisa could smell something fishy.

07/02/19 0:55:02

🎵This is a maaaan's wall but it would be nothing...nothing without a trowel!🎵

01/02/19 12:02:04

This is becoming Ahabit.

18/11/18 14:03:14

People still talk about that bewildering and passionate flamenco dance performed by Ricky and Lucy that fine Spring evening in 1999.

18/11/18 14:00:17

Depending on how you look at it, he's either inspecting it or releasing it.

13/10/18 19:52:55

A rolling stone gathers no Kate Moss.

09/10/18 8:13:09

I am root!

10/09/18 22:22:49

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the history channel...

01/08/18 14:16:18

"Not the bees!"

31/07/18 14:46:17

On Planet ClipArt, arrows are bullies.

Wed 13:28:11

Granmask.

15/04/19 14:42:05

Pomelo Anderson.

15/04/19 1:21:54

"Why does this taste so much like Sally?!"

14/04/19 13:36:13

Be careful, Jim! 82 more and you'll start a war over Luftballons!

11/04/19 18:13:21

She said he was her cousin...

09/04/19 12:31:42

Bull dozers are a common road hazard.

05/04/19 12:51:26

The front row can't get up and those in the back row have soiled themselves. They've all been like this since 1987.

03/04/19 11:59:42

Mommy's baby, father's maybe.

29/03/19 20:16:12

At the back of the line, Charlie and Susan were the only ones who could smell the decomposing body of Bubbles the Clown's last victims.

26/03/19 15:37:47

Baaxit.

26/03/19 0:35:38

Wren sheep fly.

26/03/19 0:33:23

In this part of the world, people infest tapeworms.

24/03/19 14:34:40

Old Tom was a voyeurager to the end.

22/03/19 12:55:40

Scarlet nO'hairout.

21/03/19 12:15:12

There's a hole in your stocking, dear Liza, dear Liza.

21/03/19 12:05:12

Three mobile teams up with Gillette for a weird ad.

19/03/19 11:40:59

"No, I am your father!"

17/03/19 13:42:47

Smoking kills and those baby vultures are looking forward to it.

15/03/19 20:03:36

The waitress's comment of "wine much" finally hits them.

12/03/19 0:58:43

When hers is the same size as yours.

07/03/19 21:01:51

It's all fun and games until a bull walks by.

05/03/19 21:45:54

Gorgon's night out: "Smoke? Yes, Me Do Sir."

04/03/19 22:25:09

She looks thrusty.

02/03/19 21:24:35

"WHAT ARE THOSE??"

02/03/19 21:22:47

Antler & Deck.

02/03/19 21:20:57

Shhhh, he's Heiding.

02/03/19 21:18:14

The tap looks hung-over.

01/03/19 11:27:31

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

That's not his leg...

19/02/19 12:01:17

Latest scenes from day two of the Welsh cows protest.

15/02/19 13:06:00

A rebel with a course.

14/02/19 20:03:29

"Now class, who knows why they stopped making anatomically correct mannequins?"

14/02/19 19:42:41

He wasn't small to ride.

14/02/19 19:37:57

How Surgeon Generals' sons rebel.

12/02/19 13:08:43

"You did push me off the piano! There's no one else here!"

07/02/19 14:01:31

Baby got backs.

04/02/19 14:35:56

Pssh! If he liked it he would have put a ring on it!

21/01/19 20:39:30

National Lamp On Vacation. Ah, the American classics.

21/01/19 20:32:11

The new film, "Memoirs of a Geezer", takes an unapologetic look at gender equality in corporate Japan.

15/12/18 18:58:24

The Sky High Association of Funeral Directors is currently in talks with the city council to adopt this road.

15/12/18 18:45:51

Miles out at sea on the haunted Gold Pearl, Captain Doubloon suddenly realised that he did indeed leave the stove on!

11/12/18 20:19:32

Him vs his online dating profile picture.

08/12/18 3:15:54

"Be veeewy quiet, someone's hunting wabbits."

06/12/18 15:08:13

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

05/12/18 12:12:50

Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the Antarctic came saying, “Where is He Cumberbatch who cannot pronounce our names? For we have seen that Graham Norton Show episode and have come to mock him."

04/12/18 23:01:33

I heard it through the grapevine that the carpet does indeed match the drapes! 😏

26/11/18 16:00:38

Our favourite fairy tale opener: "Once upon a lie, long long ago..."

16/11/18 18:36:33

Gretel sends a text message to Hansel: "Take your time, the witch used Internet Explorer to search 'roast child recipe'."

13/11/18 12:11:45

They need to update their Windows.

13/11/18 12:04:34

Lucifer Evening Star.

10/11/18 22:58:43

The disadvantage of being a foster child.

07/11/18 20:00:21

She came with Great Expectations.

06/11/18 12:23:59

The forest is desserted.

02/11/18 12:25:50

Youthanasia.

18/10/18 20:12:26

Ok, can I eat these now? Are you all out of racy captions?

14/10/18 12:30:34

"Riiii-cooo-laaaa!"

11/10/18 19:41:32

There's little to see here.

10/10/18 12:02:03

It's almost as if he was cut and pasted from the previous photo.

09/10/18 20:55:11

Translator: "Sir, it's from Churchill for the Führer. He says 'Your. Mum.' Yes, Herr, 'Your. Mum.' Nothing else, just 'your' then 'mum'."

09/10/18 16:36:42

It's a Cathetery 1 storm outside.

08/10/18 16:35:26

Every dog has his day care.

05/10/18 16:50:01

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never truly escaped life as a skategoat.

04/10/18 20:04:53

Abraham was dead chuffed with the success of his Adult Circumcision Centre.

02/10/18 20:11:41

Every dog has his gay.

01/10/18 12:13:22

Looks tacky!

26/09/18 12:25:00

"Welcome to America!"

25/09/18 20:08:37

Toni & Guise.

24/09/18 16:25:58

Exhibit A-E in Divorce Court Case #700Ⅎ.

18/09/18 14:23:18

Obesity is an arch's nemesis.

16/09/18 12:35:30

Is that Hulk Hogan or a randy savage?

13/09/18 15:20:25

Shhhh...he can hare everything!

03/09/18 12:17:06

Anatomy dummy goes on vacation.

30/08/18 16:25:20

♫ Ebony and Ivory...♫

20/08/18 9:59:33

Coraline the Sequel: this time Vermin minds his own business.

18/08/18 21:34:42

A nail biting game of chests.

18/08/18 8:52:42

Cambridge Analytica Ltd attempts a comeback.

17/08/18 17:22:41

Cousin Itt and his family practice their pool shots.

13/08/18 7:26:08

Cow did this happen?!

05/08/18 6:12:00

'No, dad! I can't "just support" my brother on his "big day"! For years, my human hands were a big issue for this whole family!'

02/08/18 14:58:56

First it was the overbearing grunts, now it's the pants!

01/08/18 20:28:30

"Some pigs," Charlotte weaved thoughtfully after considering Wilbur's size.

01/08/18 15:44:34

DOLEPHINS.

27/07/18 18:25:39

"If you want to know 'what's new' with me, one peculiar pussycat out of all the peculiar pussycats in the world, kindly address me by my name! Theobalds." *Slams door*

27/07/18 18:21:56

"Hey, Mon..key! Erryting going be irie!"

Fri 22:01:16

Just like Spiderman, he loves his Mari-J.

Fri 22:00:22

Well, he did keep his promise to give him head.

Thu 21:10:57

Beads of sweat began to drip from Daniel's fourhead as he answered the reporter's tough questions.

Thu 21:03:59

A little girth can bring some mirth.

Thu 19:17:48

Hide all you wish but the taxman cometh!

Thu 19:17:00

"Come on, Nathaniel! You already baroque the last one!"

Wed 20:56:01

"Who let this bloke bach into the orchestra?!"

Wed 20:54:32

Ahhh...this jumper brings back a lot of mammaries...

Wed 13:22:49

"Am I bovine by this sign? Neigh."

Tue 20:07:29

Don't get too excited. It's a dog and pony show in there.

Tue 20:03:28

Cannibal Cafe.

Tue 20:02:53

"Hark, Tom! There comes the crow with the lubricant...twenty minutes too late."

Tue 15:05:04

"You know boys, this is just too perfect a crime scene. It's like somebody wants to make sure we think Coke's guilty. Let's give another PEeP See if we missed anything!"

Tue 15:01:20

"Ohhh! So that's what 'lads-stripes; ladies-solids' meant! And to think I spent a whole month and 120 quid learning to play pool for this party!!"

15/04/19 14:49:59

Celia had no problems facing off against her longtime rivals for her husband's affection.

15/04/19 14:39:51

Orangutan grating behaviour and Saanenkaese.

14/04/19 13:42:15

Ladykiller.

12/04/19 16:44:12

Female suicide on the rise after word got out that the Grim Reaper's dashing son Jeff had taken over his role.

12/04/19 16:42:21

Achoo! Sorry all, my Hay Führer is acting up.

10/04/19 20:58:04

Men in Black...trousers.

10/04/19 20:54:19

"Please mind the gap."

10/04/19 14:02:22

🎵 "Nants ingonyama...!"🎵

10/04/19 14:01:30

6 mammaries all 80s kids would love!

09/04/19 12:44:48

I'd like to dedicate my next number to the blonde:
🎶"Janie's got no gun..."🎶

09/04/19 12:39:54

Dough quote me but that's at yeast a 20% discount.

09/04/19 0:46:49

Well, something went a rye.

09/04/19 0:41:28

Don't put too much stock in this sign.

05/04/19 12:59:11

After years of protests, the cattle finally got the city council to erect this sign.

05/04/19 12:56:21

Hell no kitty.

05/04/19 0:46:19

The Cat in the Bath.

05/04/19 0:14:59

Now that's a mouthful.

03/04/19 12:03:17

This is obviously for the 'party' happening in the previous photo.

03/04/19 12:02:23

Long-haired cats can be a bit annoying.

02/04/19 12:57:00

Sarah had come up with a foulproof plan to deter pickpockets.

01/04/19 21:03:21

I can be arsed.

01/04/19 21:01:15

Hair we go again with our daughter's "expression" of her free spirit.

31/03/19 20:02:35

Announcer at the annual Snail Human Face Race: "The starting pistol has been fired! And they're off! Just look at those snails goo!"

31/03/19 13:42:06

They're all going nowhere fast.

31/03/19 13:37:40

After severe public backlash, the company had to recall its "Spot the Immigrant" line of action figures,

31/03/19 13:36:31

Yet another incident that made Linda regret not swallowing on that fateful night.

30/03/19 12:05:06

Should have gone to Specsavers...

30/03/19 12:01:32

The roaches in my house have gotten really comfortable. Last week, they ordered in food.

30/03/19 11:35:36

You know what they say, "birds of a colour flock together".

29/03/19 12:22:26

Property Bothers.

28/03/19 20:24:11

A closer look at the headlamps reveals the defeated spirit of an automobile that once was a family vehicle and had ambitions to be a part of something that would change the world.

28/03/19 13:20:19

"Rough, rugged, and rooted manly loner who walks his own path and can bench a truck." That was the look HotAcornNutForYou798 was going for until this idiot stepped into the shot and ruined his Tinder profile picture.

28/03/19 13:13:48

Fake News! He is actually a well-known 5'11 conman. Next time, don't be so gulliver, people!

27/03/19 20:26:41

The long and short of it.

27/03/19 20:04:31

"I've had accidents and I think I should get some compensation!"

27/03/19 12:21:02

"We've been here for days, Carl. Our children have been gone for an exceedingly long time. Where exactly did they say they'd parked the car?"

27/03/19 11:59:44

They're in shape. Circle is a shape.

26/03/19 21:28:55

"Aww, look at little Mammothy in his lorry."

26/03/19 21:24:59

Two members of the Crowd family.

26/03/19 21:20:03

Wait until the blokes in line find out the sign on the tent was meant to read "Circumcision".

26/03/19 15:35:40

UN-BEE-LIVE-ABLE worsening of housing crisis.

26/03/19 15:26:25

"Bouillon not bullion, Mr. Ore!"

24/03/19 14:30:35

Or they might break...dance.

20/03/19 22:13:30

She preferred to walk while her flatmate ran.

19/03/19 23:09:40