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	"My parents got me the wrong cereal. You paying attention, Santa?" 02/12/19 20:03:37	17

	clever More Th>n one Freeman. 08/02/19 12:13:53	2 14
Brilliant caption! --Karyn Harrison
	"It was a good caption! It deserved your vote!" 04/10/18 20:12:40	3 14
Sooo funny. I'm still in my first week on the site so I must apologize for not voting for some captions. It was several days before I realized I was able to vote for more than one caption for each photo. It would be great if we all had to give ev... --Funny Bean
	21 years later, proof that Alice and the Cheshire Cat didn't just "talk". 06/12/19 10:26:45	13

	clever See his grin? Papa Smurf hasn't given him the "actually, we're asexual" talk yet. 03/06/19 20:36:34	13

	Well, that's not a good sign. 20/02/19 20:01:09	13

	lol Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs. 29/11/18 12:48:16	2 13
Every time I look at this caption it makes me chuckle as much as it did the first time. I just love the twist at the end. Thanks for the laughs! --Pussy Galore
	It was meant to be a school. 23/06/19 14:07:04	12

	It's not what you think. He was the first to see her come in and he was the first to play dead. 23/08/19 20:45:19	11

	lol Nothing the nurses did could cheer up the amputee. 28/05/19 12:33:31	11

	The room was desserted. 26/09/18 14:44:56	10

	"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" 29/07/19 20:00:28	9

	They were both nervous about their upcoming honeymoon in Tahiti. 26/04/19 20:58:38	9

	Yep. It's a tapeworm... 03/01/20 21:28:39	8

	Up the Pig. 09/10/19 20:22:07	8

	What a way to make Tom and Harry feel like shyte! 10/09/19 20:40:50	8

	Old MacDonald HAD a farm. 19/05/19 21:17:26	8

	clever Mrs. Slocombe's pussy has been served. 20/02/19 16:32:04	8

	Henry the Death Cap made himself as attractive as he could to lure the man who had killed Meagan the Truffle and love of his life. 07/10/19 15:23:27	7

	A severe lack of Vitamin D has left him suffering from rackets. 17/07/19 15:32:28	7

	"Dear Lord, she even burned the beer! HOW??" 27/03/19 12:23:25	7

	"I should have married the ugly one." 27/03/19 12:02:57	7

	Just look at those two treblemakers! 08/03/19 20:01:12	7

	He was a master baiter. 19/02/19 17:53:56	2 7
"It's so long, I use both hands." --Crunchy Chords
	What a relief! 05/02/19 20:05:09	7

	He'll wake up in good spirits. 30/10/19 12:22:16	6

	Kiss any lower Clara and alpaca my bags and leave her. 09/09/19 20:00:08	6

	Murder most fowl. 13/08/19 20:27:53	6

	Matthew, Mark, look John! 27/05/19 12:02:30	6

	"Don't be afraid, Peter. Point out to me the people in this room who voted for this picture." 15/05/19 21:55:52	6

	lol "You know, Carl, it's true what they say. 'Once you go black, you never go back'!" 01/05/19 15:38:28	6

	Bad hijab day. 26/04/19 13:10:11	6

	No one wanted to address the naked elephant in the room. 03/11/18 12:00:13	6

	Local hedgehog shortage affecting caption site. 24/12/19 21:31:31	5

	A hedgehog's about to jump through that ring... 13/12/19 9:05:53	5

	If this is rated "G" why am I seeing cat nips? 31/07/19 20:46:25	1 5

	You try to be polite but you know the resulting child's going to be ugly. 30/07/19 20:41:05	5

	A woman and a snake. What could go wrong? 08/07/19 13:26:30	5

	Cheezus!! 21/06/19 12:00:26	5

	The second picture of a black hole. 04/06/19 12:23:36	5

	Pacman Jr. lives to regret his parents' anti-vaccination stance. 23/05/19 12:31:29	5

	"Does she take me for an idiot? I find her with this bloke and she says he's her cousin. How is a Flamingo with a Caribbean accent your cousin?!" 10/05/19 12:24:24	5

	"Excuse me sir, do you need a hand?" 19/03/19 12:03:53	5

	clever You're not you when you're thirsty. 03/03/19 19:19:13	5

	Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere. 28/02/19 20:23:40	5

	Meanwhile the tortoise is winning the race. 06/12/18 13:08:20	5

	Hao to train your dragon. 12/11/18 10:38:09	5

	'Owl be back!' 23/10/18 12:08:13	5

	As you sow so shall you sleep. 01/08/18 14:10:47	5

	Brokeback Monkey. 15/08/20 11:30:53	4

	He was chuffed with this new game his mistress had devised. However, as the hours passed, he began to worry slightly that she might be having trouble with his cards and cash at that French place she said she was popping into for a minute. 29/07/20 14:26:29	4

	Dandelion, the Witch, and the War in the road. 15/01/20 20:19:12	1 4
The famous songwriter of ... â™« All We Are Is Dust In The Wind â™« --Mauris Iocus
	Poison Ivy. No seriously. Someone PLEASE poison Ivy. 06/01/20 20:19:01	4

	Model's deep thoughts: "................................................." 01/01/20 12:05:15	4

	I had the same look after I calculated my total Christmas spending. 27/12/19 15:47:51	4

	Death takes a holiday. 18/12/19 12:13:17	4

	"Okay, one last fag then you jump. I need a better life, David." 12/12/19 14:22:03	4

	Fair grounds for dismissal. 11/09/19 22:10:04	4

	"That's him, officer! Look no fÃ¼hrer!" 09/09/19 19:20:35	4

	Downtown Alley. 27/08/19 15:24:52	4

	Al didn't start this journey with brown trousers... 19/07/19 20:04:04	4

	When her daddy's rich, you just go along with it... 14/07/19 21:14:20	4

	Well, no has dumped $500 yet, so it's fine. 14/06/19 12:04:12	4

	When the CEO's young mistress has an "artistic" brother. 23/05/19 12:33:46	4

	Finally! Scientific proof that the only way ISN'T Essex! 16/05/19 12:35:30	4

	Is this disturbing? I'd say sow. 13/05/19 21:06:45	4

	Cruella De Vil finally moves on from Dalmatians. 10/05/19 21:13:49	4

	Benny the horse headed straight for the cliff knowing that he would be immortalised in song. 10/04/19 20:55:46	4

	He tried to enjoy the show the lesbians were putting on but his glaucoma was acting up. 09/04/19 12:49:04	4

	Chewbacca's favourite was "Ms. April". 31/03/19 20:00:41	4

	"I see white people." 06/03/19 20:08:39	4

	"I WILL NOT LEAVE THE FIELD!" 25/02/19 13:32:11	4

	Just two rabbits, standing on their hind legs, telling each other secrets. 18/02/19 13:33:56	2 4
Oh dear, and the first version was so innocent! --Molly R
	"Mark my words, Amanda, you will be first to die when we get thumbs." 29/10/18 11:45:16	4

	Another completely realistic Dr. Who alien. 15/08/18 20:10:55	4

	Here we see a tiny member of the troop... 15/08/20 11:28:29	3

	"What did he mean he just wants to fatten me up?!" 31/07/20 0:14:39	2 3
The dog isn't called Hansel or Gretel by chance? --Glyn Evans
	Sneeze into your elbow, not on Whistler's Mom, The Scream, and The Mona Lisa, please! 17/07/20 20:36:25	3

	Babadook: "Bring me the b... Uh, never mind. Keep the boy." 13/07/20 20:01:23	3

	"Of course I ate her! What's love gator do with it?" 03/07/20 8:14:39	3

	They might not feel pain but they like to inflict it by writing a lengthy last will and testament. 30/12/19 20:11:43	3

	Dear Santa, So I did the whole sit in your lap and tell you my wishes thing. It's now December 30th and I can't help but noticing that I'm still stuck in this crabby job! I remain, Crushed Adrian. 30/12/19 20:02:17	3

	No regrets. Rudolph and the crew proved particularly succulent. 23/12/19 13:18:03	3

	Such corny advertising! 16/12/19 13:20:35	3

	We ARE going to need a bigger boat. 28/10/19 20:00:51	3

	You know what he can't stand? 26/10/19 13:09:58	3

	Thank you for being a fiend. 13/09/19 14:15:13	3

	"You must be this big to ride." 11/09/19 20:07:46	3

	'Listen to me, that is most definitely not "doggystyle", Karen! He tricked you.' 28/08/19 13:14:07	3

	We are about to witness the murder of crows. 14/08/19 20:40:23	3

	This wasn't the life Peter imagined living with Heidi. 31/07/19 20:38:53	3

	'I'm done ironing your bag for life!' 29/07/19 13:45:12	3

	Send nudes, she said. 25/07/19 21:11:06	3

	🎵"Extended family sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo!" 🎵 19/07/19 20:01:23	3

	"Day 7: today I had to drink one of my sons to prove that I was just one of the locals." 15/07/19 20:13:11	3

	Authorities have begun releasing photos of victims of the latest plate crash. 23/06/19 20:39:14	3

	He knows when you are speeding ... 13/06/19 22:02:55	3

	"I'm getting too auld for this sh!t!" 13/06/19 20:06:13	3

	What a bluetiful couple they make! 03/06/19 20:30:18	3

	"Domestic violence doesn't always look like you think it does." 01/06/19 14:56:53	3

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