clever

More Th>n one Freeman.

08/02/19 12:13:53

"It was a good caption! It deserved your vote!"

04/10/18 20:12:40

clever

See his grin? Papa Smurf hasn't given him the "actually, we're asexual" talk yet.

03/06/19 20:36:34

Well, that's not a good sign.

20/02/19 20:01:09

lol

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs.

29/11/18 12:48:16

lol

Nothing the nurses did could cheer up the amputee.

28/05/19 12:33:31

The room was desserted.

26/09/18 14:44:56

They were both nervous about their upcoming honeymoon in Tahiti.

26/04/19 20:58:38

Old MacDonald HAD a farm.

19/05/19 21:17:26

clever

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy has been served.

20/02/19 16:32:04

"Dear Lord, she even burned the beer! HOW??"

27/03/19 12:23:25

"I should have married the ugly one."

27/03/19 12:02:57

Just look at those two treblemakers!

08/03/19 20:01:12

He was a master baiter.

19/02/19 17:53:56

What a relief!

05/02/19 20:05:09

Matthew, Mark, look John!

27/05/19 12:02:30

"Don't be afraid, Peter. Point out to me the people in this room who voted for this picture."

15/05/19 21:55:52

lol

"You know, Carl, it's true what they say. 'Once you go black, you never go back'!"

01/05/19 15:38:28

Bad hijab day.

26/04/19 13:10:11

No one wanted to address the naked elephant in the room.

03/11/18 12:00:13

The second picture of a black hole.

04/06/19 12:23:36

Pacman Jr. lives to regret his parents' anti-vaccination stance.

23/05/19 12:31:29

"Does she take me for an idiot? I find her with this bloke and she says he's her cousin. How is a Flamingo with a Caribbean accent your cousin?!"

10/05/19 12:24:24

"Excuse me sir, do you need a hand?"

19/03/19 12:03:53

clever

You're not you when you're thirsty.

03/03/19 19:19:13

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

Meanwhile the tortoise is winning the race.

06/12/18 13:08:20

Hao to train your dragon.

12/11/18 10:38:09

'Owl be back!'

23/10/18 12:08:13

As you sow so shall you sleep.

01/08/18 14:10:47

Well, no has dumped $500 yet, so it's fine.

Fri 12:04:12

When the CEO's young mistress has an "artistic" brother.

23/05/19 12:33:46

Finally! Scientific proof that the only way ISN'T Essex!

16/05/19 12:35:30

Is this disturbing? I'd say sow.

13/05/19 21:06:45

Cruella De Vil finally moves on from Dalmatians.

10/05/19 21:13:49

Benny the horse headed straight for the cliff knowing that he would be immortalised in song.

10/04/19 20:55:46

He tried to enjoy the show the lesbians were putting on but his glaucoma was acting up.

09/04/19 12:49:04

Chewbacca's favourite was "Ms. April".

31/03/19 20:00:41

"I see white people."

06/03/19 20:08:39

"I WILL NOT LEAVE THE FIELD!"

25/02/19 13:32:11

Just two rabbits, standing on their hind legs, telling each other secrets.

18/02/19 13:33:56

"Mark my words, Amanda, you will be first to die when we get thumbs."

29/10/18 11:45:16

Another completely realistic Dr. Who alien.

15/08/18 20:10:55

He knows when you are speeding ...

Thu 22:02:55

"I'm getting too auld for this sh!t!"

Thu 20:06:13

What a bluetiful couple they make!

03/06/19 20:30:18

"Domestic violence doesn't always look like you think it does."

01/06/19 14:56:53

"It'll grow back and tighter than ever won't it, doctor?"

29/05/19 12:10:35

Jehovah Witnesses see an upsurge in new members after unleashing their new window to window strategy.

In other news, health officials are reporting a rise in deaths related to heart attacks and 4th degree burns.

15/05/19 13:08:20

Nippleon complex.

14/05/19 13:45:30

And she laughed maniacally as she took everything from him in their divorce, dog included.

10/05/19 21:10:43

He just found out his real father is a bald eagle.

10/05/19 12:22:01

A no nansense outfit.

04/05/19 8:00:50

Life of Pi in the sky.

14/03/19 12:04:08

Not what you think. It's an academy for the gifted.

14/03/19 11:54:00

After the first telemarketer, the !Nhegenghe people began wishing they had remained uncontacted.

06/03/19 20:15:01

Guess he's not Fallon in love with her.

01/03/19 13:23:08

Today's Ted Talk has been cancelled.

12/12/18 20:17:24

Well, that's a ruff looking couple.

03/12/18 13:34:51

"Now you come and say 'Donna Corleona, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godmother." You come onto this ride on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money."

18/11/18 20:10:12

There's always that one frog ruining the family portrait, not looking at the camera.

02/11/18 12:39:51

I don't get this. Maybe I'm just slow.

06/06/19 20:53:48

Ereptile dysfunction.

04/06/19 20:04:09

Daenerys of the House Twigaryen.

24/05/19 12:45:17

How to train your wagon.

16/05/19 20:33:30

With so many beautiful women around, Ethan had a difficult time choosing one dire erection.

16/05/19 12:30:45

Huntera Gatherer no longer need tall man in she life. She take ride now to top of flying cave for better view to help she forage. She not stupid; Man go over to Becky cave too often now. All Becky children look like Man. She eat many bush to help make the children. None come. She better off alone. Also, Man better off staying in Becky's cave the next time he go over there to fix her TV...

13/05/19 16:25:04

High-speed chase scene from MissiNAN Impossible.

07/05/19 14:43:59

After everything that happened at that wild party nine months ago, Richard was just happy his babies didn't show up with gills.

03/05/19 18:48:56

"This, Susan, this is the position, I suggest you try tonight."

01/05/19 15:35:32

Loch Ness Monster and other mythical creatures crack down on photo leaks.

30/04/19 15:44:38

The two in the front live together. They're fatmates.

26/04/19 13:08:01

"Women hot with lunch hot free pony the," dyslexic John read as he drove past the sign bemoaning having gone his entire life without knowing the touch of a woman.

16/04/19 20:14:01

Let's leave; let's remain.

12/04/19 21:46:34

"Where's your neck, mate?"

10/04/19 13:55:22

"This I can promise you, Susan: I'll kill you first. Slowly."

05/04/19 0:08:36

Little Red & Riding Hood.

21/03/19 12:11:37

Thumbing's wrong here.

19/03/19 12:00:50

American kids call this "fine dining".

13/03/19 12:00:27

"If anyone ever tries to touch you in your 'no-no place', dear, quill them to death!"

12/03/19 21:19:58

"Grandma, that's not Grandpa's crotch!"
"It's fine, love. You're adopted."

12/03/19 1:20:04

First the antifreeze in his smoothie. Now this. Leon was beginning to suspect Kara knew about his affair.

23/02/19 21:37:50

"Mother Earth", the new model being used to sway President Trump back towards the Paris Agreement.

22/02/19 12:58:09

"Erase the four, this room is cold. Put nine instead."

15/02/19 20:03:04

9 out of 10 referees recommend flossing.

10/02/19 21:35:36

Everyone else thought Jane a dear but Lisa could smell something fishy.

07/02/19 0:55:02

🎵This is a maaaan's wall but it would be nothing...nothing without a trowel!🎵

01/02/19 12:02:04

This is becoming Ahabit.

18/11/18 14:03:14

People still talk about that bewildering and passionate flamenco dance performed by Ricky and Lucy that fine Spring evening in 1999.

18/11/18 14:00:17

Depending on how you look at it, he's either inspecting it or releasing it.

13/10/18 19:52:55

A rolling stone gathers no Kate Moss.

09/10/18 8:13:09

I am root!

10/09/18 22:22:49

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the history channel...

01/08/18 14:16:18

"Not the bees!"

31/07/18 14:46:17

Why would she cover herself in ants, you ask? Well, have you ever seen an anteater's tongue?

Fri 11:24:47

The last of the Mohicans.

05/06/19 20:58:49

Malcontent in the Middle.

05/06/19 14:20:04

Tea be honest, Sarah wasn't so sure she wanted the No.5 anymore.

03/06/19 14:42:11

Her body language says she's not happy to meat me.

31/05/19 22:01:42

It's all fun and games until the mother velociraptor gets news of this.

31/05/19 12:14:19

Blackpool child brings home a new stove.

24/05/19 13:59:54

If you can't see the family in this photo, you're probably racist.

23/05/19 20:00:54

Textbook case of boredom.

23/05/19 1:29:02

"She'll shoot your eye out."

22/05/19 12:17:31

"I'll have whatever he's NOT having." 😒

21/05/19 14:10:10

Sci Fight.

15/05/19 21:47:31

Sure this was her fifth checkup this year but Betty White was determined to outlive EVERYONE who worked on the set of "The Golden Girls".

14/05/19 20:22:30

I bet they all know the Muffin man, especially the one far right.

13/05/19 15:18:36

You know, I never thought I'd like cookies with dressing but by George I do!

13/05/19 15:14:08

She'd throw her letters on the floor, play with her cat during music lessons, stuff things in her orifices....

No one ever tells the story of how Helen Keller made her first tutor's life a living hell.

08/05/19 18:00:50

"Mom, look! No hands!"

07/05/19 20:14:46

Ladies be careful when marrying. The bloke could turn out to be a tosser.

07/05/19 20:13:53

From the looks of this, four out of twelve disciples will definitely be writing #Supper? #MoreLikeSuperFail, #NotInvitedOhWhataCROSSToBear🙄, #teacherspets, and #SoUmYeahEvenSHEGotInvited😡 in the comments below the picture.

07/05/19 16:04:04

"Do you know what nan can't stand? No, seriously, Nan can't stand in those."

04/05/19 8:09:28

Touch? Weed never do that!

02/05/19 21:28:50

Rover was overcome by the overpowering scent of fear emanating from the two humans.

01/05/19 15:32:47

Uh-oh! Looks like someone skipped "leg day"!

30/04/19 20:15:16

Another rousing morning workout for the Abdominal Snowman.

30/04/19 20:12:51

"Yes, dear. You are the apple of my eye, straw to my berry, love of my life, and snow on and snow forth..."

26/04/19 21:09:40

On Planet ClipArt, arrows are bullies.

17/04/19 13:28:11

Granmask.

15/04/19 14:42:05

Pomelo Anderson.

15/04/19 1:21:54

"Why does this taste so much like Sally?!"

14/04/19 13:36:13

Be careful, Jim! 82 more and you'll start a war over Luftballons!

11/04/19 18:13:21

She said he was her cousin...

09/04/19 12:31:42

Bull dozers are a common road hazard.

05/04/19 12:51:26

The front row can't get up and those in the back row have soiled themselves. They've all been like this since 1987.

03/04/19 11:59:42

Mommy's baby, father's maybe.

29/03/19 20:16:12

At the back of the line, Charlie and Susan were the only ones who could smell the decomposing body of Bubbles the Clown's last victims.

26/03/19 15:37:47

Baaxit.

26/03/19 0:35:38

Wren sheep fly.

26/03/19 0:33:23

In this part of the world, people infest tapeworms.

24/03/19 14:34:40

Old Tom was a voyeurager to the end.

22/03/19 12:55:40

Scarlet nO'hairout.

21/03/19 12:15:12

There's a hole in your stocking, dear Liza, dear Liza.

21/03/19 12:05:12

Three mobile teams up with Gillette for a weird ad.

19/03/19 11:40:59

"No, I am your father!"

17/03/19 13:42:47

Smoking kills and those baby vultures are looking forward to it.

15/03/19 20:03:36

The waitress's comment of "wine much" finally hits them.

12/03/19 0:58:43

When hers is the same size as yours.

07/03/19 21:01:51

It's all fun and games until a bull walks by.

05/03/19 21:45:54

Gorgon's night out: "Smoke? Yes, Me Do Sir."

04/03/19 22:25:09

She looks thrusty.

02/03/19 21:24:35

"WHAT ARE THOSE??"

02/03/19 21:22:47

Antler & Deck.

02/03/19 21:20:57

Shhhh, he's Heiding.

02/03/19 21:18:14

The tap looks hung-over.

01/03/19 11:27:31

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

That's not his leg...

19/02/19 12:01:17

Latest scenes from day two of the Welsh cows protest.

15/02/19 13:06:00

A rebel with a course.

14/02/19 20:03:29

"Now class, who knows why they stopped making anatomically correct mannequins?"

14/02/19 19:42:41

He wasn't small to ride.

14/02/19 19:37:57

How Surgeon Generals' sons rebel.

12/02/19 13:08:43

"You did push me off the piano! There's no one else here!"

07/02/19 14:01:31

Baby got backs.

04/02/19 14:35:56

Pssh! If he liked it he would have put a ring on it!

21/01/19 20:39:30

National Lamp On Vacation. Ah, the American classics.

21/01/19 20:32:11

The new film, "Memoirs of a Geezer", takes an unapologetic look at gender equality in corporate Japan.

15/12/18 18:58:24

The Sky High Association of Funeral Directors is currently in talks with the city council to adopt this road.

15/12/18 18:45:51

Miles out at sea on the haunted Gold Pearl, Captain Doubloon suddenly realised that he did indeed leave the stove on!

11/12/18 20:19:32

Him vs his online dating profile picture.

08/12/18 3:15:54

"Be veeewy quiet, someone's hunting wabbits."

06/12/18 15:08:13

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

05/12/18 12:12:50

Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the Antarctic came saying, “Where is He Cumberbatch who cannot pronounce our names? For we have seen that Graham Norton Show episode and have come to mock him."

04/12/18 23:01:33

I heard it through the grapevine that the carpet does indeed match the drapes! 😏

26/11/18 16:00:38

Our favourite fairy tale opener: "Once upon a lie, long long ago..."

16/11/18 18:36:33

Gretel sends a text message to Hansel: "Take your time, the witch used Internet Explorer to search 'roast child recipe'."

13/11/18 12:11:45

They need to update their Windows.

13/11/18 12:04:34

Lucifer Evening Star.

10/11/18 22:58:43

The disadvantage of being a foster child.

07/11/18 20:00:21

She came with Great Expectations.

06/11/18 12:23:59

The forest is desserted.

02/11/18 12:25:50

Youthanasia.

18/10/18 20:12:26

Ok, can I eat these now? Are you all out of racy captions?

14/10/18 12:30:34

"Riiii-cooo-laaaa!"

11/10/18 19:41:32

There's little to see here.

10/10/18 12:02:03

It's almost as if he was cut and pasted from the previous photo.

09/10/18 20:55:11

Translator: "Sir, it's from Churchill for the Führer. He says 'Your. Mum.' Yes, Herr, 'Your. Mum.' Nothing else, just 'your' then 'mum'."

09/10/18 16:36:42

It's a Cathetery 1 storm outside.

08/10/18 16:35:26

Every dog has his day care.

05/10/18 16:50:01

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never truly escaped life as a skategoat.

04/10/18 20:04:53

Abraham was dead chuffed with the success of his Adult Circumcision Centre.

02/10/18 20:11:41

Every dog has his gay.

01/10/18 12:13:22

Looks tacky!

26/09/18 12:25:00

"Welcome to America!"

25/09/18 20:08:37

Toni & Guise.

24/09/18 16:25:58

Exhibit A-E in Divorce Court Case #700Ⅎ.

18/09/18 14:23:18

Obesity is an arch's nemesis.

16/09/18 12:35:30

Is that Hulk Hogan or a randy savage?

13/09/18 15:20:25

Shhhh...he can hare everything!

03/09/18 12:17:06

Anatomy dummy goes on vacation.

30/08/18 16:25:20

♫ Ebony and Ivory...♫

20/08/18 9:59:33

Coraline the Sequel: this time Vermin minds his own business.

18/08/18 21:34:42

A nail biting game of chests.

18/08/18 8:52:42

Cambridge Analytica Ltd attempts a comeback.

17/08/18 17:22:41

Cousin Itt and his family practice their pool shots.

13/08/18 7:26:08

Cow did this happen?!

05/08/18 6:12:00

'No, dad! I can't "just support" my brother on his "big day"! For years, my human hands were a big issue for this whole family!'

02/08/18 14:58:56

First it was the overbearing grunts, now it's the pants!

01/08/18 20:28:30