clever

More Th>n one Freeman.

08/02/19 12:13:53

"It was a good caption! It deserved your vote!"

04/10/18 20:12:40

clever

See his grin? Papa Smurf hasn't given him the "actually, we're asexual" talk yet.

03/06/19 20:36:34

Well, that's not a good sign.

20/02/19 20:01:09

lol

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, and defender against blanket hogs.

29/11/18 12:48:16

It was meant to be a school.

23/06/19 14:07:04

lol

Nothing the nurses did could cheer up the amputee.

28/05/19 12:33:31

The room was desserted.

26/09/18 14:44:56

"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!"

29/07/19 20:00:28

They were both nervous about their upcoming honeymoon in Tahiti.

26/04/19 20:58:38

Old MacDonald HAD a farm.

19/05/19 21:17:26

clever

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy has been served.

20/02/19 16:32:04

A severe lack of Vitamin D has left him suffering from rackets.

17/07/19 15:32:28

"Dear Lord, she even burned the beer! HOW??"

27/03/19 12:23:25

"I should have married the ugly one."

27/03/19 12:02:57

Just look at those two treblemakers!

08/03/19 20:01:12

He was a master baiter.

19/02/19 17:53:56

What a relief!

05/02/19 20:05:09

Murder most fowl.

Tue 20:27:53

Matthew, Mark, look John!

27/05/19 12:02:30

"Don't be afraid, Peter. Point out to me the people in this room who voted for this picture."

15/05/19 21:55:52

lol

"You know, Carl, it's true what they say. 'Once you go black, you never go back'!"

01/05/19 15:38:28

Bad hijab day.

26/04/19 13:10:11

No one wanted to address the naked elephant in the room.

03/11/18 12:00:13

If this is rated "G" why am I seeing cat nips?

31/07/19 20:46:25

You try to be polite but you know the resulting child's going to be ugly.

30/07/19 20:41:05

A woman and a snake. What could go wrong?

08/07/19 13:26:30

Cheezus!!

21/06/19 12:00:26

The second picture of a black hole.

04/06/19 12:23:36

Pacman Jr. lives to regret his parents' anti-vaccination stance.

23/05/19 12:31:29

"Does she take me for an idiot? I find her with this bloke and she says he's her cousin. How is a Flamingo with a Caribbean accent your cousin?!"

10/05/19 12:24:24

"Excuse me sir, do you need a hand?"

19/03/19 12:03:53

clever

You're not you when you're thirsty.

03/03/19 19:19:13

Jehovah's Witnesses will find you anywhere.

28/02/19 20:23:40

Meanwhile the tortoise is winning the race.

06/12/18 13:08:20

Hao to train your dragon.

12/11/18 10:38:09

'Owl be back!'

23/10/18 12:08:13

As you sow so shall you sleep.

01/08/18 14:10:47

Al didn't start this journey with brown trousers...

19/07/19 20:04:04

When her daddy's rich, you just go along with it...

14/07/19 21:14:20

Well, no has dumped $500 yet, so it's fine.

14/06/19 12:04:12

When the CEO's young mistress has an "artistic" brother.

23/05/19 12:33:46

Finally! Scientific proof that the only way ISN'T Essex!

16/05/19 12:35:30

Is this disturbing? I'd say sow.

13/05/19 21:06:45

Cruella De Vil finally moves on from Dalmatians.

10/05/19 21:13:49

Benny the horse headed straight for the cliff knowing that he would be immortalised in song.

10/04/19 20:55:46

He tried to enjoy the show the lesbians were putting on but his glaucoma was acting up.

09/04/19 12:49:04

Chewbacca's favourite was "Ms. April".

31/03/19 20:00:41

"I see white people."

06/03/19 20:08:39

"I WILL NOT LEAVE THE FIELD!"

25/02/19 13:32:11

Just two rabbits, standing on their hind legs, telling each other secrets.

18/02/19 13:33:56

"Mark my words, Amanda, you will be first to die when we get thumbs."

29/10/18 11:45:16

Another completely realistic Dr. Who alien.

15/08/18 20:10:55

We are about to witness the murder of crows.

Wed 20:40:23

This wasn't the life Peter imagined living with Heidi.

31/07/19 20:38:53

'I'm done ironing your bag for life!'

29/07/19 13:45:12

Send nudes, she said.

25/07/19 21:11:06

🎵"Extended family sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo!" 🎵

19/07/19 20:01:23

"Day 7: today I had to drink one of my sons to prove that I was just one of the locals."

15/07/19 20:13:11

Authorities have begun releasing photos of victims of the latest plate crash.

23/06/19 20:39:14

He knows when you are speeding ...

13/06/19 22:02:55

"I'm getting too auld for this sh!t!"

13/06/19 20:06:13

What a bluetiful couple they make!

03/06/19 20:30:18

"Domestic violence doesn't always look like you think it does."

01/06/19 14:56:53

"It'll grow back and tighter than ever won't it, doctor?"

29/05/19 12:10:35

Jehovah Witnesses see an upsurge in new members after unleashing their new window to window strategy.

In other news, health officials are reporting a rise in deaths related to heart attacks and 4th degree burns.

15/05/19 13:08:20

Nippleon complex.

14/05/19 13:45:30

And she laughed maniacally as she took everything from him in their divorce, dog included.

10/05/19 21:10:43

He just found out his real father is a bald eagle.

10/05/19 12:22:01

A no nansense outfit.

04/05/19 8:00:50

Life of Pi in the sky.

14/03/19 12:04:08

Not what you think. It's an academy for the gifted.

14/03/19 11:54:00

After the first telemarketer, the !Nhegenghe people began wishing they had remained uncontacted.

06/03/19 20:15:01

Guess he's not Fallon in love with her.

01/03/19 13:23:08

Today's Ted Talk has been cancelled.

12/12/18 20:17:24

Well, that's a ruff looking couple.

03/12/18 13:34:51

"Now you come and say 'Donna Corleona, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godmother." You come onto this ride on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money."

18/11/18 20:10:12

There's always that one frog ruining the family portrait, not looking at the camera.

02/11/18 12:39:51

Feathers of a bird flock together.

Wed 20:17:53

B-B-Benny on the Jet.

Tue 18:32:55

"Promise me, Mister? That the captions won't be lacist?"

24/07/19 12:37:15

Father of the Died.

17/07/19 14:08:04

Say what you will, he still has a peel.

15/07/19 21:19:31

"Ooh,but you are much too big and thick," Alice said, rehearsing her lines ahead of the big date with Little John.

08/07/19 13:25:45

The chair is a ruse, I saw her levitate to get up there. Time to move house, without the child, dear.

26/06/19 11:31:54

From the producers of "Man flu" comes "How men view simple household chores".

24/06/19 20:51:49

Catapulting and tie-dyeing. These were Dave's passions.

24/06/19 11:48:14

That's so off the wall!

23/06/19 20:34:45

Well, she WAS born a coal miner's daughter.

20/06/19 20:06:04

I don't get this. Maybe I'm just slow.

06/06/19 20:53:48

Ereptile dysfunction.

04/06/19 20:04:09

Daenerys of the House Twigaryen.

24/05/19 12:45:17

How to train your wagon.

16/05/19 20:33:30

With so many beautiful women around, Ethan had a difficult time choosing one dire erection.

16/05/19 12:30:45

Huntera Gatherer no longer need tall man in she life. She take ride now to top of flying cave for better view to help she forage. She not stupid; Man go over to Becky cave too often now. All Becky children look like Man. She eat many bush to help make the children. None come. She better off alone. Also, Man better off staying in Becky's cave the next time he go over there to fix her TV...

13/05/19 16:25:04

High-speed chase scene from MissiNAN Impossible.

07/05/19 14:43:59

After everything that happened at that wild party nine months ago, Richard was just happy his babies didn't show up with gills.

03/05/19 18:48:56

"This, Susan, this is the position, I suggest you try tonight."

01/05/19 15:35:32

Loch Ness Monster and other mythical creatures crack down on photo leaks.

30/04/19 15:44:38

The two in the front live together. They're fatmates.

26/04/19 13:08:01

"Women hot with lunch hot free pony the," dyslexic John read as he drove past the sign bemoaning having gone his entire life without knowing the touch of a woman.

16/04/19 20:14:01

Let's leave; let's remain.

12/04/19 21:46:34

"Where's your neck, mate?"

10/04/19 13:55:22

"This I can promise you, Susan: I'll kill you first. Slowly."

05/04/19 0:08:36

Little Red & Riding Hood.

21/03/19 12:11:37

Thumbing's wrong here.

19/03/19 12:00:50

American kids call this "fine dining".

13/03/19 12:00:27

"If anyone ever tries to touch you in your 'no-no place', dear, quill them to death!"

12/03/19 21:19:58

"Grandma, that's not Grandpa's crotch!"
"It's fine, love. You're adopted."

12/03/19 1:20:04

First the antifreeze in his smoothie. Now this. Leon was beginning to suspect Kara knew about his affair.

23/02/19 21:37:50

"Mother Earth", the new model being used to sway President Trump back towards the Paris Agreement.

22/02/19 12:58:09

"Erase the four, this room is cold. Put nine instead."

15/02/19 20:03:04

9 out of 10 referees recommend flossing.

10/02/19 21:35:36

Everyone else thought Jane a dear but Lisa could smell something fishy.

07/02/19 0:55:02

🎵This is a maaaan's wall but it would be nothing...nothing without a trowel!🎵

01/02/19 12:02:04

This is becoming Ahabit.

18/11/18 14:03:14

People still talk about that bewildering and passionate flamenco dance performed by Ricky and Lucy that fine Spring evening in 1999.

18/11/18 14:00:17

Depending on how you look at it, he's either inspecting it or releasing it.

13/10/18 19:52:55

A rolling stone gathers no Kate Moss.

09/10/18 8:13:09

I am root!

10/09/18 22:22:49

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the history channel...

01/08/18 14:16:18

"Not the bees!"

31/07/18 14:46:17

Kisses from tiny lips. So Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner must have been really close, huh?

Thu 20:05:04

Premieditated Assault.

Wed 14:31:12

The eyes have it.

Tue 18:39:18

🎶...ella, ella, eh, eh, eh🎶

02/08/19 20:00:40

So nobody's concerned that the bread is about to eat that tree? Nobody...?

30/07/19 20:52:32

Doora the Explorer.

29/07/19 13:47:25

Alice was shocked at the change indeed but thought 'might as well find out if what they say about black men is true'.

29/07/19 13:39:43

Everyone thought them perfect but cracks started appearing in their relationship later down the road.

29/07/19 13:35:54

Air Myles.

14/07/19 21:15:47

Wait until he breaks her heart. Then she'll cry "all dogs are men!"

14/07/19 17:40:49

Why the long face?

02/07/19 14:39:10

Pink harness, huh? Well, every dog has his gay.

29/06/19 1:28:08

Hole in two.

24/06/19 12:14:49

Not bad, cod be better.

23/06/19 14:10:16

So this is the new building I've been herring about!

23/06/19 14:09:20

What a great time to be Olive.

21/06/19 20:06:44

Highbrow tumour.

21/06/19 20:03:38

She better be good at sex.

20/06/19 20:07:31

David Hasselhoff is about to save that child in slow motion.

19/06/19 20:52:34

"You sure my asp won't look fat in this?"

17/06/19 20:23:41

Why would she cover herself in ants, you ask? Well, have you ever seen an anteater's tongue?

14/06/19 11:24:47

The last of the Mohicans.

05/06/19 20:58:49

Malcontent in the Middle.

05/06/19 14:20:04

Tea be honest, Sarah wasn't so sure she wanted the No.5 anymore.

03/06/19 14:42:11

Her body language says she's not happy to meat me.

31/05/19 22:01:42

It's all fun and games until the mother velociraptor gets news of this.

31/05/19 12:14:19

Blackpool child brings home a new stove.

24/05/19 13:59:54

If you can't see the family in this photo, you're probably racist.

23/05/19 20:00:54

Textbook case of boredom.

23/05/19 1:29:02

"She'll shoot your eye out."

22/05/19 12:17:31

"I'll have whatever he's NOT having." 😒

21/05/19 14:10:10

Sci Fight.

15/05/19 21:47:31

Sure this was her fifth checkup this year but Betty White was determined to outlive EVERYONE who worked on the set of "The Golden Girls".

14/05/19 20:22:30

I bet they all know the Muffin man, especially the one far right.

13/05/19 15:18:36

You know, I never thought I'd like cookies with dressing but by George I do!

13/05/19 15:14:08

She'd throw her letters on the floor, play with her cat during music lessons, stuff things in her orifices....

No one ever tells the story of how Helen Keller made her first tutor's life a living hell.

08/05/19 18:00:50

"Mom, look! No hands!"

07/05/19 20:14:46

Ladies be careful when marrying. The bloke could turn out to be a tosser.

07/05/19 20:13:53

From the looks of this, four out of twelve disciples will definitely be writing #Supper? #MoreLikeSuperFail, #NotInvitedOhWhataCROSSToBear🙄, #teacherspets, and #SoUmYeahEvenSHEGotInvited😡 in the comments below the picture.

07/05/19 16:04:04

"Do you know what nan can't stand? No, seriously, Nan can't stand in those."

04/05/19 8:09:28

Touch? Weed never do that!

02/05/19 21:28:50

Rover was overcome by the overpowering scent of fear emanating from the two humans.

01/05/19 15:32:47

Uh-oh! Looks like someone skipped "leg day"!

30/04/19 20:15:16

Another rousing morning workout for the Abdominal Snowman.

30/04/19 20:12:51

"Yes, dear. You are the apple of my eye, straw to my berry, love of my life, and snow on and snow forth..."

26/04/19 21:09:40

On Planet ClipArt, arrows are bullies.

17/04/19 13:28:11

Granmask.

15/04/19 14:42:05

Pomelo Anderson.

15/04/19 1:21:54

"Why does this taste so much like Sally?!"

14/04/19 13:36:13

Be careful, Jim! 82 more and you'll start a war over Luftballons!

11/04/19 18:13:21

She said he was her cousin...

09/04/19 12:31:42

Bull dozers are a common road hazard.

05/04/19 12:51:26

The front row can't get up and those in the back row have soiled themselves. They've all been like this since 1987.

03/04/19 11:59:42

Mommy's baby, father's maybe.

29/03/19 20:16:12

At the back of the line, Charlie and Susan were the only ones who could smell the decomposing body of Bubbles the Clown's last victims.

26/03/19 15:37:47

Baaxit.

26/03/19 0:35:38

Wren sheep fly.

26/03/19 0:33:23

In this part of the world, people infest tapeworms.

24/03/19 14:34:40

Old Tom was a voyeurager to the end.

22/03/19 12:55:40

Scarlet nO'hairout.

21/03/19 12:15:12

There's a hole in your stocking, dear Liza, dear Liza.

21/03/19 12:05:12

Three mobile teams up with Gillette for a weird ad.

19/03/19 11:40:59

"No, I am your father!"

17/03/19 13:42:47

Smoking kills and those baby vultures are looking forward to it.

15/03/19 20:03:36

The waitress's comment of "wine much" finally hits them.

12/03/19 0:58:43

When hers is the same size as yours.

07/03/19 21:01:51

It's all fun and games until a bull walks by.

05/03/19 21:45:54

Gorgon's night out: "Smoke? Yes, Me Do Sir."

04/03/19 22:25:09

She looks thrusty.

02/03/19 21:24:35

"WHAT ARE THOSE??"

02/03/19 21:22:47

Antler & Deck.

02/03/19 21:20:57

Shhhh, he's Heiding.

02/03/19 21:18:14

The tap looks hung-over.

01/03/19 11:27:31

"Owl have you know that I saw this stump first!"

28/02/19 20:20:41

That's not his leg...

19/02/19 12:01:17

Latest scenes from day two of the Welsh cows protest.

15/02/19 13:06:00

A rebel with a course.

14/02/19 20:03:29

"Now class, who knows why they stopped making anatomically correct mannequins?"

14/02/19 19:42:41