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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1829Karyn Harrison

The towel and the pussycat

15/03/19 12:00:23

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 673Karen Oakenfull

“I don’t mind being spoiled, but I wish they’d let me wash my own arse.”

15/03/19 12:29:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4528Chris Keegan

“Hi Darling, did you get my note about letting the cat out and changing the baby?”
- “SHIT!!”

15/03/19 12:37:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 822James Lennox

"Don't worry. The baby's fine. It's just playing in the sand pit."

"But we don't have a sand pit."

"You know. My sand pit. In the plastic tray."

15/03/19 12:53:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5907Mr Dome

Pampered

15/03/19 12:05:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 822James Lennox

"Don't mess with me. If provoked I can take down a sheep."

15/03/19 13:02:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18352John Glover

"It vomits all over her shoulder, screams like hell, keeps her awake at night, craps putrid green liquid and needs constant attention. If I just bring one fur ball up in the house, I'm out on my ear for the rest of the day."

15/03/19 12:14:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

Purrsian rug

15/03/19 12:03:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5907Mr Dome

The cat that got the (nappy rash) cream

15/03/19 13:48:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Rugcat

15/03/19 12:33:03

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5259Hercules Rockefeller

"What's the matter? Cat got your rug?"

15/03/19 12:13:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

Changeling mat

15/03/19 12:04:13

 
Molly R Vote score: 694Molly R

You can't expect smiles
From a cat with piles.

15/03/19 12:00:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Bad kitty! How dare you eat the baby!

15/03/19 12:00:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1098The Wolf

After Felix’s sister was run over by a lorry, I decided to take her home one last time so he could say goodbye

15/03/19 12:00:18

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 63Lee Hauxwell

Every dog has his day, but the cat has his pelt

Sat 12:41:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8855Neil Mackenzie

Puss was in Boots, that’s where he purchased the wet ones and face cream.

15/03/19 22:32:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 445Scrappy Doo

We should have heeded the warning signs that Snowball was a white supremacist.

15/03/19 18:17:36

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Oops. Sorry. --Scrappy Doo
larry G. Vote score: 1105larry G.

"I'm not used to thinking outside the box."

15/03/19 15:57:21

 
larry G. Vote score: 1105larry G.

"Hey!I'm not done playing-who took my string?"

15/03/19 15:55:07

 
Dot Old Vote score: 315Dot Old

Catnappying

15/03/19 15:20:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 289Sam Cass

"'Time', they named their baby 'Time'. Well then, I guess it's a 'Time' to kill."

15/03/19 13:07:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 822James Lennox

"I will not move my goddamn arse off the baby's goddamn blanket! You move the baby's goddamn blanket off my goddamn sheepskin rug!"

15/03/19 13:07:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

The cat shat on the mat.

15/03/19 12:53:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28390Tony Edwards

Moggycoddled

15/03/19 12:19:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1588Stephen Bean

Miewborn

15/03/19 12:12:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1588Stephen Bean

Defecat

15/03/19 12:04:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1588Stephen Bean

Surrocat mother

15/03/19 12:03:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11786Dan Nicholls

Just going to order a pizza, then I am ready for a pretty frickin' crazy night in.

15/03/19 12:02:11

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 289Sam Cass

"I'm a Flerken cat! Not a baby!"

15/03/19 12:01:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1588Stephen Bean

Time for a diapurr change

15/03/19 12:01:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1588Stephen Bean

His job is to clean up the meow-conium

15/03/19 12:00:47

 
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