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Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

"Don't you know who my dad is"

24/12/18 12:00:33

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"Please officer, can you let me off? It’s my birthday tomorrow."

24/12/18 12:52:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

The hand of plod.

24/12/18 12:18:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Jesus regretted turning the water into wine.

24/12/18 12:00:28

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

"That's another fine Messiah you've got me into"

24/12/18 13:47:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Could you hurry up officer I'm late for Pilates

24/12/18 12:04:47

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Pontius Pilates: very slow hand-wringing. --Michael Winner
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"Stop the swearing. AGAIN, what is your NAME..."
"Jesus Christ."
"STOP the swearing: Now, WHAT'S YOUR NAME...."

24/12/18 14:12:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Driving without Jew care and attention.

24/12/18 12:30:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

♪ "God! arrest me merry gentleman.." ♪

24/12/18 12:16:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"I believe 30 pieces of silver is the going rate Officer."

24/12/18 12:11:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Cross examination.

24/12/18 12:54:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

"Some random stranger politely suggested I take the wheel & so I did."

24/12/18 12:10:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

"Police be with you."

24/12/18 12:06:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''We're going to throw the good book at you.''

24/12/18 12:03:15

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

"I Israeli sorry, officer."

24/12/18 14:40:59

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

♪ Always drive on the right side with lights

24/12/18 13:49:09

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

He was driving a Christler .

24/12/18 12:51:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

God collar.

24/12/18 15:11:58

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10829Smuldo

"On the third day He rose again, and burned every Donut shop in the city..."

24/12/18 13:36:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

He'll never learn, yet again Brian's been a very naughty boy.

24/12/18 13:02:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

"Move that hand a little more, sunshine, and you'll witness a second coming."

24/12/18 12:00:08

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

I did not steal th 5 loaves and 2 fish

26/12/18 1:05:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

What do you mean I might upset people I took my Union Jack Tee Shirt off what more do you want?

25/12/18 18:24:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

The Bethlehem reaches down to the pavement.

25/12/18 18:21:46

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

Stopped for God speeding

25/12/18 12:12:50

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

It wasn't long before they found Mary Magdalene in the footwell.

24/12/18 22:10:12

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 912Glad You Remember

"Don't bother testing my blood alcohol level. The results will be confusing."

24/12/18 22:05:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1231larry G.

"Are you concealing any Commandments?"

24/12/18 17:27:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1231larry G.

"You have the right to an attorney-anything said in
Hebrew may be held against you."

24/12/18 17:24:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

Jesus Christ, do you know how fast you were going?

24/12/18 16:43:29

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

"Do you know how much fasting you were doing?"

24/12/18 15:28:41

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"No officer, I did not say my occupation was car painter."

24/12/18 15:28:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

"So- troublemaker, eh?"

24/12/18 15:19:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

The Nissan of the Christ.

24/12/18 15:10:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21614Michael Winner

The Host and the Furious.

24/12/18 15:09:53

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 430Lawrence Day

Psalms 999, Jesus said i have got insurance and road tax

24/12/18 15:00:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

"Got one here, Sarge... A large quantity of Class A drugs up his robes. He claims it's a 'miracle'."

24/12/18 14:51:41

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

"Be an angel and let me off."

24/12/18 13:54:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

Nailed again.

24/12/18 13:08:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"I am arresting you for Proverb crawling"

24/12/18 13:07:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

But officer, I had the right of Way.

24/12/18 13:06:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

"Has anyone checked under the Easter bonnet?"

24/12/18 13:02:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

"My wife's gonna crucify me when I get home."

24/12/18 13:01:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"Can I ask you officer, why am I the chosen one?"

24/12/18 13:00:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Three wise points for you sweetheart.

24/12/18 12:49:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

...and lo did Jesus become the first to be done for driving in sandals.

24/12/18 12:48:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

A robe violation.

24/12/18 12:40:38

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

"Were there any Jehovah's witnesses?"

24/12/18 12:36:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

"This is all I need, I'm going to get Mary hell for being late"

24/12/18 12:32:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of doing time."

24/12/18 12:22:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

It must be Detention Day

24/12/18 12:06:23

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

*thinks* Play it cool ….. last time you were in trouble they crucified you

24/12/18 12:05:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Following the Crucifiction he was caught red handed

24/12/18 12:05:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

J walking

24/12/18 12:02:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

No More Nails

24/12/18 12:02:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"Sir, you are under arrest for 'Joy' riding."

24/12/18 12:02:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Cop and Church

24/12/18 12:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

"You are under suspicion for being light fingered...."

24/12/18 12:00:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Police arrest loner with connections to city's begging and prostitution community

24/12/18 12:00:08

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2332Charlie Depp

Incarcernation

24/12/18 12:00:08

 
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