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Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

handicap

10/03/19 20:02:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

What are those Things on her head?

11/03/19 6:28:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Hairgrips

10/03/19 20:00:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

She's had her hair straightened. It used to be wavy.

11/03/19 20:19:57

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I did think about posting a separate caption rather than just a comment but as long as you are the same author as the original I posted my comment on, I'm happy. Nice one 😁 --Mr Dome
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8991Neil Mackenzie

The designer found the hat only stayed in place when made from women’s hands. When made from men’s hands they tended to wander.

10/03/19 21:00:23

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And a hat made of men's hands would look really silly. --James Lennox
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

After years of being stigmatised for its nuclear fallout deformities, Chernobyl is so proud of its first supermodel.

10/03/19 20:57:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28979Tony Edwards

Handywoman

10/03/19 20:45:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

"I think she's got the massage."

10/03/19 20:15:19

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1995Trace Sarge

"You have the right to remain silent you are under a wrist"

10/03/19 20:14:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7726Vanessa the Guesser

It's a terrible affliction and there's no known manicure.

10/03/19 20:12:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21454Michael Winner

Laugh if you want, but she can type 1200 words a minute.

10/03/19 20:08:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21454Michael Winner

A felt hat.

10/03/19 20:04:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Smackhead

10/03/19 20:02:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

The Lady Varnishes

10/03/19 21:29:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

When the tumour on her shoulder grew too large, Sally had to have her right arm amputated. Fortunately the doctor was able to fashion her a cheap prosthetic limb from spare parts. Unfortunately the parts were limited, and he wasn't a very good doctor.

10/03/19 20:56:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

"Unhand my girlfriend!"

10/03/19 20:08:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

I'm so glad we've finally stopped getting mannequins in the pictures ... oh wait, here they come.

10/03/19 20:52:28

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1995Trace Sarge

Maradona's hand gets everywhere

10/03/19 20:40:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

The phrase, “Give the lady a hand!” gets a different reaction if you come from the planet Zonk.

10/03/19 20:17:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

Simon says "Hands on head."

10/03/19 20:14:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3928Vivvy En

Clutch bag

10/03/19 20:09:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1660Crunchy Chords

All hands on dyke!

10/03/19 20:03:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7726Vanessa the Guesser

She gets a little touchy if you mention her moving breast implant.

10/03/19 20:00:31

 
Chloe Goodison Chloe Goodison

Yet another unrealistic body standard for women

31/03/19 17:35:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

Cranium cradle.

11/03/19 16:21:32

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

'Spot the ball' has got a bit weird...

11/03/19 13:27:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

Being Medusa can come in handy.

11/03/19 1:08:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

Not tonight dear, Octomom has a headache.

11/03/19 0:25:05

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

Lina doesn’t like this particular look, but what would you resort to, if you were immune to nit shampoo and had tits for arms!?

10/03/19 21:49:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

She would love to get married one day but nobody wants to fork out for 15 wedding rings.

10/03/19 21:44:20

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

One enormous breast equals two mediums.

10/03/19 21:41:16

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

It looks hand made.

10/03/19 21:37:28

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 393Lawrence Day

She was only a fingerhead in the company

10/03/19 21:22:16

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

Genetic engineers announce success in their attempt to cross breed a model with a family of hands and a fire hydrant...yeah go scientists.

10/03/19 21:07:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

With skin cancer rates at an all time high, it pays to keep a handy hat.

10/03/19 20:49:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

We can cure migraines with the laying on of hands.

10/03/19 20:45:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

Shiela has a bad dose of the clap.

10/03/19 20:40:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4048C CaMel

"Ok, how many fingers am I holding up?"

10/03/19 20:32:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

Apparently she's heading to Clapon.

10/03/19 20:30:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

Grope therapy

10/03/19 20:29:21

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

Womanicure

10/03/19 20:27:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Fingerbobs

10/03/19 20:22:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28979Tony Edwards

Gwyneth is fed up with wearing hand-me-downs.

10/03/19 20:19:07

 
Dot Old Vote score: 455Dot Old

Moul-Ann Rouge

10/03/19 20:16:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

She likes to be the main attraction.

10/03/19 20:13:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

Her boyfriend’s a handyman

10/03/19 20:11:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Everyone wants to stroke a catwalk model.

10/03/19 20:10:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

You got to love these new hair styles warts and all.

10/03/19 20:07:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

She has a handsaw in her handbag

10/03/19 20:07:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1897The Wolf

My ex. She was a bit underhanded but awesome at foreplay

10/03/19 20:04:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Problems with file-away hair?

10/03/19 20:01:38

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I thought this was wavy hair... --Mr Dome
Molly R Vote score: 777Molly R

"I said I'd give my right arm for this hat"

10/03/19 20:01:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

The Handmaid's Nails

10/03/19 20:01:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1660Crunchy Chords

And who likes THIS model? Show of hands?

10/03/19 20:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

Hel-mitts

10/03/19 20:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Oh well, if the clap fits.....

10/03/19 20:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

Red-handed

10/03/19 20:00:04

 
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