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Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

Bend it like Barkham

04/03/19 9:36:50

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"So I took my pet parking meter for a walk the other day, and I really fancied a drink. Well, obviously they won't let parking meters in the pub, so I tied him to this poodle while I sneaked in for a cheeky pint..The end."

04/03/19 8:26:04

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Love this caption  --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

British Pulldog

04/03/19 8:12:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Barking meter

04/03/19 8:00:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

04/03/19 13:46:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

"Ok, for the sake of that poor chihuahua tied to the next post, I think we should have him neutered"

04/03/19 8:31:13

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

04/03/19 8:03:02

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Don't panic, don't panic, different type of warden.

04/03/19 10:56:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Bendji

04/03/19 9:13:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

Poodles are the second most intelligent dog in the world, but border collies know how to tie knots.

04/03/19 8:32:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3676Vivvy En

The World's Strongest Poodle WILL pee up the next post

04/03/19 8:15:11

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Darling! have you seen my steriod tablets? They were next to the microwave...look like dog biscuits."

04/03/19 8:08:32

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1723Trace Sarge

"Face it Roly...Den is never coming back"

04/03/19 9:46:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

What I'd like to see is a Pug o' war.

04/03/19 8:25:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

Yankee Poodle

04/03/19 8:20:43

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Love the way ‘doo’ just pops into your head. Great caption. --Stephen Bean
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

Pupping Iron

04/03/19 8:18:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

‘Bitchy posts’ ......... 21st cetuary epidemic or have they been around for years?

04/03/19 8:10:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

Squirrel!!!

06/03/19 0:23:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Times up-gotta go pee."

04/03/19 17:58:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

A scenty meter.

04/03/19 13:03:07

 
Dot Old Vote score: 306Dot Old

Toying around

04/03/19 12:24:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

The Vet said that my Poodle needed more exercise. So now every time I take him for a walk, we try and knock out at least 50 metres

04/03/19 10:58:24

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

Damn, does he want some of this chicken.

04/03/19 10:55:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

Following the recent increase of vandalism to parking meters in the area, police believe they have a lead.

04/03/19 10:17:05

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

People sometimes ask me .... “What was your inspiration for Swingball?”

04/03/19 8:42:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

There has to be an easier way to get your bus fare Jane.

04/03/19 8:37:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

"Have you been feeding him spinach again?"

04/03/19 8:36:38

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10549 Smuldo

"Any other dog would just piss on the pole but not if your the dog of Geoff Capes... "

04/03/19 8:23:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Poodle power

04/03/19 8:14:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

There must be a quicker way to remove all these old parking meters.

04/03/19 8:13:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Leading the meter

04/03/19 8:13:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

That's one way to deter cur crawling.

04/03/19 8:12:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 176Generic RedHead

Missing poodle. Police only have one lead to go by.

04/03/19 8:12:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Furry lean

04/03/19 8:12:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

Looks like Dogmatix must have been licking Asterix's bowls again.

04/03/19 8:11:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Two quid he only wanted to spend a penny.

04/03/19 8:11:02

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Jeezus it must have been raining cats and dogs last night."

"I've just stepped in a poodle."

04/03/19 8:09:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

He didn't want to pay the Rexcess charge.

04/03/19 8:00:13

 
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