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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 809Spycenwolf

"Ah, crap. I'm in a David Lynch film, aren't I?"

14/04/19 20:13:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Lemonate flooring

14/04/19 20:04:47

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

His mother told him that a lemon will clean a chopping board, but this one isn't co-operating.

14/04/19 20:40:56

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

For this shot, I recommend a wedge.

14/04/19 20:01:58

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 192Charles Gilbert

Cutting room floor.

14/04/19 20:30:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8040Vanessa the Guesser

Luckily we managed to find Marge Simpson's breast implant.

14/04/19 20:16:14

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

Jeanette Winterson produces Exhibit A.

14/04/19 20:08:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1758James Lennox

"Jimmy! Get off the worktop!"

14/04/19 23:22:33

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My ex calls it a kitchen bench. She is an ex but not for that reason. Replace 'en' with 'it' and then you have your reason --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

Slimmers World. Welcome, a board.

14/04/19 22:03:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

This kind of picture is called a "limey."

14/04/19 21:44:58

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

"Well the wife finally left me and took nearly everything we own. All she left me with was a chopping board, a grapefruit and my favourite pair of slippers. I've never been so fuckin happy in all my life."

14/04/19 21:38:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9139Neil Mackenzie

My five a day, a pear, a pair of feet, a pair of socks, a pair of shoes and a pair of trousers.

14/04/19 20:37:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords
"Ah, crap. Im in a David Lynch film, arent I?"

14/04/19 20:00:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

lemon drops

14/04/19 20:00:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

Pomelo Anderson.

15/04/19 1:21:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1758James Lennox

Contemplating the age old question of what the hell to do with quinces.

14/04/19 20:14:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Fruit of the loon

14/04/19 20:08:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1833Stu Dent

Lemon and Lino

14/04/19 20:00:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

"I'll be coming in a Jiffy!"

14/04/19 20:00:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2698Stephen Bean

"Another night playing board games with my zest friend."

14/04/19 21:32:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6574Mr Dome

Toeti Frutti

14/04/19 20:55:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

Norman demonstrates how to chopper grapefruit.

14/04/19 20:50:49

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5431Glyn Evans

"When I said grow a pear, this is not what I meant."

14/04/19 20:43:45

 
Joe Vote score: 1556Joe

Just cos two things are the same colour it doesn't mean they should necessarily be put together - socks...and sandals!

14/04/19 20:42:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

Jack and Walter, The Odd Couple.

14/04/19 20:41:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 192Charles Gilbert

Well that's just grout.

14/04/19 20:29:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Bob attempts to determine once and for all whether fruit does in fact fly like a banana.

14/04/19 20:23:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5612Chris Keegan

"Don't worry officer, he may be a lemon, but it's all above board"

14/04/19 20:17:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35644Welsh Rarebit

A Burt's eye view of a lemon.

14/04/19 20:14:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Fruit stand

14/04/19 20:12:57

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

Dave was one step closer to figuring out why life had gave him lemons.

14/04/19 20:11:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Kick start your day, boot it away

14/04/19 20:09:48

 
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