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Carey Sutton Vote score: 527Carey Sutton

Ravenous

20/11/18 20:44:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5614Chris Keegan

French flys

20/11/18 20:16:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

"I'll just stop for a snack, then I'll carrion."

20/11/18 20:06:36

 
stone face Vote score: 4034stone face

When fishing for crows, first place the chip bait inside your metal crow hook and lift skyward. Then wait for a crow to land and watch as it releases the chips with its beak, unaware that you have smothered the top of the hook with crow glue. Now lower the hook and shout 'Mabel, put the skillet on. We're fancy eating tonight.'

20/11/18 20:29:07

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What are you on and can I have some? :D  --Pussy Galore
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

As the crow fries

20/11/18 20:00:26

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2705Funny Bean

Mag-pie and chips
(Nod to 20:00:07)

20/11/18 20:00:11

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 5614Chris Keegan

My favourite every time, Mags pie and chips

20/11/18 20:00:07

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Robbin' Hoodie

20/11/18 23:31:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18903John Glover

I'll never lose him, I've had him chipped.

20/11/18 20:36:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The traffic's so bad these days, we're training them to deliver takeaways.

20/11/18 23:20:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20559Ian Skelding

JayFC

20/11/18 20:35:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1846Stu Dent

Typical Saturday night, Watching my Bird clinging on to a post with a mouth full of chips.

20/11/18 20:10:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

You can tell that the bird is getting old because she's got crow's feet.

20/11/18 20:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9140Neil Mackenzie

The Maid was in the garden, pegging out the clothes when down came a black bird who nicked all her fucking pegs.

20/11/18 23:58:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5521Greg Curtis

"The curling of the shaft - right here - is a TELL-TAIL sign of hitch-cock."

21/11/18 1:00:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4014Dave Bryan

''Chips are OK but on Sundays I prefer a good roost.''

20/11/18 23:49:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5614Chris Keegan

One to borrow, two for Roy, three for my girl, four for my boy, five for dinner, six for the old, seven for...don't you bloody tell anyone!

20/11/18 21:09:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

By hook or by rook.

20/11/18 20:38:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5432Glyn Evans

"Is there any dip to go with these twiglets?"

20/11/18 20:37:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

Stop, crook!

20/11/18 20:32:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29241Tony Edwards

"Get off my crowsier!"

20/11/18 20:31:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4142C CaMel

You can tell he has strong legs by studying his gate.

20/11/18 20:31:34

 
stone face Vote score: 4034stone face

I taught my crow to talk now he doesn't half waffle

20/11/18 20:17:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

A recently discovered photo reveals what really attracted 'The Birds' to Botega Bay.

20/11/18 20:13:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19754John Llamas

When food is scarse they build a nest from Twiglets

20/11/18 20:13:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"Do you know I was a passenger on the Titanic in a previous life? The name was Jack-Daw son."

20/11/18 20:05:19

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

Nevermore tasty!

20/11/18 20:03:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Perched above Westminster Palace, she grew weary of all the Rot ire 'n Spirals of vitriol.

20/11/18 20:01:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35650Welsh Rarebit

Now that's a bird who is crowing old gracefully.

20/11/18 20:00:24

 
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