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Tony Blairs lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

Tony Blair's lovingly carved pumpkin of Cherie.

01/11/18 8:04:28

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Bit harsh on the pumpkin --Mr Dome
Stu Dent Vote score: 218Stu Dent

Last time I seen that many orange faces together was on The only way is Essex.

01/11/18 8:05:28

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Best ever Donald Trump likeness....they've even took the brains out !

01/11/18 8:20:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

"This one has gone a bit flat, it needs pumpkin up."

01/11/18 9:33:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10975Dan Nicholls

My face when I find out I haven't won the £50 again.

01/11/18 8:14:58

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Well, we know who *didn't* write this caption! :-) --Molly R
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2938Chris Keegan

Following recent events, pumpkins are to campaign for equal rights. They're simply fed up of getting their heads scooped out, faces carved up and their skulls burnt all night.

01/11/18 8:04:28

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1017Crunchy Chords

Golden Mouldies

01/11/18 16:51:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1845Dave Bryan

''It's my own fault. I've been burning the candle at both ends.''

01/11/18 8:19:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3113Vivvy En

That morning after feeling when you wish you hadn't spilled your guts

01/11/18 8:16:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1845Dave Bryan

A step by step guide to Halloween

01/11/18 8:00:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 218Stu Dent

Seasonal Affective Decay

01/11/18 8:00:19

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

He's such a hollow individual.

01/11/18 20:49:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 339Carey Sutton

Feeling squashed

01/11/18 19:34:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1017Crunchy Chords

🎼 Dumpin’ Jack Flesh, it's a gas gas gas. 🎵

01/11/18 14:36:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5092Mr Dome

There's Something About Pumpkins

01/11/18 12:20:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32552Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Candle, candle, gurning bright.... 🎵

01/11/18 12:04:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 916Karyn Harrison

They say she just stares into space saying the words 'Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo' over and over again.

01/11/18 10:12:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19346John Llamas

Thank gourd its over …. till next year

01/11/18 10:00:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6524Pussy Galore

David Dickinson isn't looking his best this morning.

01/11/18 9:46:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1845Dave Bryan

The Misery of Halloween: We take the lid off.

01/11/18 9:08:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27137Tony Edwards

"Why so down in the mouth?"

01/11/18 8:54:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6317Vanessa the Guesser

There are too many seedy pictures on the internet.

01/11/18 8:32:50

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 350Funny Bean

All my friends are empty headed.

01/11/18 8:32:06

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

I think I preferred him when he was miserable.

01/11/18 8:24:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1845Dave Bryan

''I had one can too many.''

01/11/18 8:08:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3113Vivvy En

'I'm feeling rather hollow this morning'

01/11/18 8:05:50

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 89Zak Toby1998

'Not' smashing pumpkins.

01/11/18 8:03:08

 
Molly R Vote score: 207Molly R

"It all went so quickly!"

01/11/18 8:00:28

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 350Funny Bean

Too much orange squash can give you cavities.

01/11/18 8:00:07

 
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